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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard just doesn't give a fuck.


    :lol:
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard's balls have balls of their own..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard once pulled out his own tooth to give it to a bum who was missing one on the streets of downtown Seattle.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can eat 694 chicken mcnuggets in one sitting.
  • CallawayCallaway Posts: 635
    Everytime Stone Gossard farts an angel gets his wings.
  • your move nowyour move now Posts: 1,165
    22 wrote:
    Stone Gossard once pulled out his own tooth to give it to a bum who was missing one on the streets of downtown Seattle.

    This is because Stone Gossard can regrow his teeth
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard counted to infinity twice
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    When the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for Stone Gossard
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
    John and Shawna
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard can eat 694 chicken mcnuggets in one sitting.

    Stone Gossard has a fatty liver.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard is what Willis was talking about.
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
    John and Shawna
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    paysonites wrote:
    Stone Gossard ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

    Stone Gossard brushes his teeth with Big Mac sauce.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    22 wrote:
    paysonites wrote:
    Stone Gossard ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

    Stone Gossard brushes his teeth with Big Mac sauce.

    That must be his secret to regrowing his teeth :lol:
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never
    John and Shawna
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    paysonites wrote:
    Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never

    Stone Gossard can beat Chuck Norris in a staring contest.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is the reason Kenny Rogers knows when to hold 'em, knows when to fold 'em.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is working on a cure for jock itch. He's making tremendous progress.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard looks constipated when he playing a solo.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard appeared in three episodes of Little House On The Prairie.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard has a little house on the prairie.
    John and Shawna
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard dresses as Santa every year for the Pearl Jam Christmas party.
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard watches the Oprah Winfrey Channel every day.
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
    New York, NY - 5.2.16
    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard takes every vitamin supplement available to the public, every morning.
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard is a fuckin' champion.
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
    New York, NY - 5.2.16
    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard follows his heart.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can talk you through solving a Rubik's Cube over the phone.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is banned from all casinos in Las Vegas because of his high IQ and card counting abilities.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard makes David Copperfield look like the Cat In The Hat.
    John and Shawna
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard once burnt Satan's hand when shaking it on a visit to Hell.

    On the other hand, Stone Gossard once blinded God by his light on a weekend trip to Heaven.
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