Completely Misheard Lyrics?

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  • AmadeusDAmadeusD Posts: 44
    E major's thattaway....is what i heard in Of The Girl
    Won't you come see me, Queen Jane....

    Leaving the pillow alone tonight
    And I can see for miles
    Speak father with all your might
    Drive in one last nail
    I’d walk right into your hands
    From the end of the earth
    I’d make one final stand
    If you could see what I’m worth
  • In Daughter at first I thought they were saying

    It's in her head
    Painted room
    Pantylines
    It's all been wrong
  • peacepeace Posts: 55
    My youngest son was around 10 and he has grown up with me listening to Pearl Jam. One day he broke out in song while on the computer and for "Animal" he sang at the top of his lungs "I' rather be, I'd rather be, I'd rather be with a NINE FOOT MOLE. I laughed so hard and he was so embarrassed that he did that, until he watched Adam Sandler as Opera Man on SNL singing like Eddie. Now we both just laugh at the MOLE.
  • thecorythecory Posts: 290
    i'm sure it's been posted but "I wish I was a new trombone".
  • thecorythecory Posts: 290
    lephty wrote:
    pissed on my plate.. swallowed it down
    up intill right now i thought that was the lyric
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    In Daughter at first I thought they were saying

    It's in her head
    Painted room
    Pantylines
    It's all been wrong
    pantylines.??? lol :)
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  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    thecory wrote:
    up intill right now i thought that was the lyric
    me too...
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    thecory wrote:
    up intill right now i thought that was the lyric


    I second that; don't feel bad.


    again; I am sure I am not original here but anyone else listen to the Yellow Ledbetter misheard lyrics on youtube?
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
  • kcherubkcherub Posts: 961
    My cousin, who was about 8, thought the Billy Idol song "Eyes Without a Face" was "How's about a date?" We just let her sing it that way, because it was fun-ny.

    My ex-boyfriend's little brother thought a line from Garth Brooks "Friends in Low Places" was "I'm not big on sausage biscuits."

    I came back to edit, as there are also about 50 on here that I am guilty of ("her legs spread out before me", for instance). LOL

    :)
    Take care,
    I still want you all to "take care"--I am just damn tired of typing it.

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  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    They don't eat, don't sleep
    They don't feed, they don't seethe
    Bare their gums when they moan and squeak
    Lick the dirt off olajuwon's feet
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    im sure in the 19 pages this thread is there is something about AC/DC's 'Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap'
    i thought it was 'dirty d's & the thunder jeep'!!

    my mom told me that back in the day, one of her friends thought that in the song 'you sexy thing' they said 'i believe in milk duds' instead of 'i believe in miracles'!! hahahaha

    and speaking of misheard lyrics, there are 2 hilarious vids on youtube of misheard lyrics
    one is the first video if you type in 'wishmaster misheard'
    and the other is the first video if you type in 'benny lava'
  • lephtylephty Posts: 770
    thecory wrote:
    up intill right now i thought that was the lyric


    i feel like i should win something
  • Just about every lyric in Yellow Ledbetter is misheard to those people who havent actually taken the time to look up the recorded versions lyrics. I don't even think Ed knows the lyrics, because every show when that song is played, its completely different. :P
    "I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, 1977
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    Just about every lyric in Yellow Ledbetter is misheard to those people who havent actually taken the time to look up the recorded versions lyrics. I don't even think Ed knows the lyrics, because every show when that song is played, its completely different. :P
    haha, I didn't even think there were recorded lyrics...I just thought the song got remade every time they play it....shows what I know, lol
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • Lukin66 wrote:
    haha, I didn't even think there were recorded lyrics...I just thought the song got remade every time they play it....shows what I know, lol
    Well I believe the lyrics that are mostly found online, are based off of the Version from Lost Dogs, but then again, those people probably arent right anyway. It's a mystery that will never be solved.
    "I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, 1977
  • PJ212PJ212 Posts: 822
    She scratches the litter into the wall made of stone...

    Thought it might be about a kitty cat, but Ed's way deeper than that.
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  • PJ212 wrote:
    She scratches the litter into the wall made of stone...

    Thought it might be about a kitty cat, but Ed's way deeper than that.

    LOL! I would like to believe Ed is a little most intellectual than that but then again, he did say that he'd rather be with an animal, so who knows, you may be right.
    "I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, 1977
  • "Break her balls"....instead of Breakerfall!! That was a quote from my brother after the Hartford show....slightly intoxicated... I was crackin up....
  • Glorified version of a pelican.....from my friend...would sing Glorified G outloud and for like a month was postive it was pelican...too funny no one wanted to tell him he was way off base.....

    We always used to sing it "fourty five virgins on a pelican"

    And then there's the muttered phrase in the middle of Cordorouy... "I want a sandwich, I want a sandwich"
    ~*~

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  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    what is that song about anyway?
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
  • _Crazy_Mary__Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    Here's some of my faves:

    'Cancel tomorrow!'

    'potato wave'

    'thought police, thought police!'

    'hot panties and games with pieces and rules'
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • tablismtablism Posts: 10
    immorta wrote:
    In Oceans......

    "Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
    Glide me towards you"

    For ages I used to sing....

    "Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
    Like we told you"

    :eek:


    I thought i t was "lightly towards you"
  • tablismtablism Posts: 10
    genie wrote:
    It's Alice in Chains song Rooster. For me this is one of their best songs, i love this song a lot for it's mood, tune and guitar work. But my misheard lyric is this:

    "My body's breathin' his dyin' breath"

    but i always hear it as

    "My butt is freezing, His dying breath" :D

    it's my 'buddies' breathing his dieing breath
  • thought clearer in rvw was cleaver....and the pissed on my plate too....pretty funny
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    2008-06-19-Camden
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    EV
    2008-08-07-Newark

    "We're running out of beer too?" EV 6-19-08
  • when i first listened to Army Reserve
    i could swear that eddie was singing
    "The empty chair where dad shits."

    and now every time i hear it i cant get past that shit
    hahhahaha.
    ;]
  • macgyver06 wrote:
    elderly woman

    thought it was ''im not my father'' for a long long time

    i sang that out loud three years ago when i first started listening to PJ,
    and i thought i was right,
    but i sang it in public...
    jeesh.
  • haha i really screwed this one up...
    Black Red Yellow, he sings, "Hormones firing like a fifty foot Roman, yeah."
    I heard, "I'm on fire, like a fifty foot rubber man!" hahaha! it made no sense to me what-so-ever so i had to look at the lyrics. i was way off!


    I'm thought that was "hormones firing like a fifty foot woman yeah"

    It's a reference to an old movie aptly named attack of the fifty foot woman. a remake was made with daryl hannah i think.
  • During Jeremy,I thought



    "Jeremy spoke in class today"


    was

    "Jeremy's broken today".

    Nice topic. :D
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    I am me-I would love to keep it that way.
  • Anyone ever hear "when she had conflict with a cornflake there was meaning"?

    Cereal + Dissident = yum
  • Elderly Woman

    "Memories like fingerprints are slowly raising"

    "Thoughts and raison"



    I suck at guessing these lyrics.
    To Someone Who Needed To Move Their Car:"Congratulations! You win,you get towed!"-E.V.

    ilovesinging-The crazy lady that you catch in detention. Yeah,you can talk to me.
    I am me-I would love to keep it that way.
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