Completely Misheard Lyrics?

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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    "the waiting trophy man" from corduroy is still my all time favorite.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    ok still my favorite is Potato Wave....from the misheard lyrics file on Yellow Ledbetter. I laughed toooooo hard.. but it could BE potato wave.. lmmfao
  • Tizoffthechain
    Tizoffthechain Posts: 116
    Black, right lyric: "Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay, were laid spread out before me, as her body once did"

    Black, wrong lyric: "Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay, her legs spread out before me, as her body once did"

    These made me laugh uncontrollably.[/quote]

    Oh ,doesnt he say "her legs spread out before me", i thought it was cool...Oops
    "Come on people now, smile on your brother and everybody get together, try to love one another right now!!!!"
    "You my friend, I will defend and if we change, well I love you anyway"
    "I know I was born and I know that I'll die, the in between is mine, I AM MINE"
  • Tizoffthechain
    Tizoffthechain Posts: 116
    I still sing:

    "there's nothing worse than a granny out of control!", so funny!
    "Come on people now, smile on your brother and everybody get together, try to love one another right now!!!!"
    "You my friend, I will defend and if we change, well I love you anyway"
    "I know I was born and I know that I'll die, the in between is mine, I AM MINE"
  • Red mosquita
    Red mosquita Posts: 518
    lucylespian wrote:
    How about my hearing of John MAyer romantically singing

    "Your body is an omelette"

    I am still sure that is what he is saying !!

    haha :D
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me...
  • NothingW.
    NothingW. Posts: 19
    sin still plays and preaches
    but to have an empty court, uh huh


    and i thought:
    sin still prays and preaches
    went to heaven and to court


    and so many others...
    Cause the man of the hour is taking his final bow
    Goodbye for now.
  • lennybenny
    lennybenny Posts: 37
    I was listening to ten the other day and remembered what I used to think Eddie
    sang in Garden...

    I will walk...with my hands bound
    I will walk...with my face blood
    I will walk...with my SAD OLD MAN (shadow flag)
    Into your garden
    Garden of stone
  • NothingW.
    NothingW. Posts: 19
    i don't know if it's already here, i only saw the potato wave one lol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjESN9pRdg&mode=related&search=
    Cause the man of the hour is taking his final bow
    Goodbye for now.
  • brainofme
    brainofme Posts: 231
    can't think of the song right now, so if you could help me.
    the line is something "...my righteous self", and i was always hearing "my wife gisele", although i knew it wasn't correct...haha

    and in black, the line "i know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky"
    i always thought it was "a sun in somebody else's sky", cause it sounds like that on "ten". when i heard live versions i found out, that the correct word is "star". well, i still think "sun" would fit better...
    Vienna, Austria 2006
    Munich, Germany 2007
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    brainofme wrote:
    can't think of the song right now, so if you could help me.
    the line is something "...my righteous self", and i was always hearing "my wife gisele", although i knew it wasn't correct...haha

    and in black, the line "i know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky"
    i always thought it was "a sun in somebody else's sky", cause it sounds like that on "ten". when i heard live versions i found out, that the correct word is "star". well, i still think "sun" would fit better...

    "my righteous self" is from habit
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Lestat14
    Lestat14 Posts: 12
    hit the "recessed" lady's breast

    And definitely "pissed on my face, swallowed it down" on the official RVM
  • Lestat14
    Lestat14 Posts: 12
    Tiziana wrote:
    Black, right lyric: "Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay, were laid spread out before me, as her body once did"

    Black, wrong lyric: "Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay, her legs spread out before me, as her body once did"

    These made me laugh uncontrollably.

    Oh ,doesnt he say "her legs spread out before me", i thought it was cool...Oops[/quote]

    I thought it was "her legs" right up until now lol...am sure E's sang it that way, more than once
  • Scigatt
    Scigatt Posts: 37
    Eddie Better wrote:
    "the waiting trophy man" from corduroy is still my all time favorite.

    I have that one too!
    Ab Pbqr
  • Lestat14
    Lestat14 Posts: 12
    lucylespian wrote:
    How about my hearing of John MAyer romantically singing

    "Your body is an omelette"

    I am still sure that is what he is saying !!

    That is an excellent one - thanks for the laugh :)))

    I always thought INXS "Suicide Blonde" was "Supersonic Bomb."
  • Peterlugenbeel@Mac.com
    Peterlugenbeel@Mac.com Posts: 11
    in Rats

    lick the dirt off Olajuwon's feet
    The North is to South what the clock is to time
    There's east and there's west and there's everywhere life
    I know I was born and I know that I'll die
    The in between is mine
    I am mine


    Hartford 5/13/06
  • NothingW.
    NothingW. Posts: 19
    Does Eddie sing 'penis and crack' or 'peanuts and crack'? :D


    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zal4Oj8fhX8&mode=related&search=
    Cause the man of the hour is taking his final bow
    Goodbye for now.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    mary-kate wrote:
    not to be rude or anything and just a little OT but one half of the olsen twins isnt the only person on this earth named mary-kate ... heard that one too many times now:/
    are you sure you aren't an Olsen Twin?? :eek:
  • Lestat14
    Lestat14 Posts: 12
    NothingW. wrote:
    Does Eddie sing 'penis and crack' or 'peanuts and crack'? :D


    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zal4Oj8fhX8&mode=related&search=

    Think you are right lol
  • Eraserhead
    Eraserhead Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 2,981
    Ha, I've just found out the correct lyrics to Red Mosquito after all these years!

    Correct lyric:
    hovering just above your bed

    Mishead lyric:
    orange just above your neck

    D'oh! :D
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  • keyinmyhand
    keyinmyhand Posts: 29
    ShE.dREAmS.in.CoLOr wrote:
    haha i really screwed this one up...
    Black Red Yellow, he sings, "Hormones firing like a fifty foot Roman, yeah."
    I heard, "I'm on fire, like a fifty foot rubber man!" hahaha! it made no sense to me what-so-ever so i had to look at the lyrics. i was way off!


    That's the best thing I have heard all week! Thanks for the laugh!
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    You think you need
    And when you think more than you want
    Your thoughts begin to bleed."
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