The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I'll have to do it when he's sleeping...I'll put some glitter in it so it explodes all over the place when it hits him.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Sing some Deftones song really loudly when you do it.
I'll be sure to have the airline attendant put The Breakfast Club on as the In-Flight Movie too...
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I always think about my flight to Myrtle Beach years ago.. I am 6'2 , 210 carry it well.. I picked the emergency exit wing row for the leg room.. Upon arriving to my seat, I discovered that the 6 largest people on the fucking plane would be sitting in this row.. I was in the middle of two huge dudes, bigger than me.. The attendant walked by when the 6th guy sat. "you boys need to break it up".. thank god!!!! wound up sitting next to 2 normal size people in the back and was much more comfortable
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
In Chicago right now waiting for my next flight. Heard some wheelchair pusher's Walkie Talkie say "Jimenez, we need two large chairs at gate H12." A couple minutes later two guys (I'm assuming one was Jimenez) pushing extra wide wheelchairs comes walking by. Yep, first class comes off then two morbidly obese individuals come up the ramp. I hope they tip Jimenez because that's some serious pushin'!
I got to thinking, if they need extra wide wheelchairs... :problem: :think:
I'm not sure the two of them could have shared three seats. :shock:
In Chicago right now waiting for my next flight. Heard some wheelchair pusher's Walkie Talkie say "Jimenez, we need two large chairs at gate H12." A couple minutes later two guys (I'm assuming one was Jimenez) pushing extra wide wheelchairs comes walking by. Yep, first class comes off then two morbidly obese individuals come up the ramp. I hope they tip Jimenez because that's some serious pushin'!
I got to thinking, if they need extra wide wheelchairs... :problem: :think:
I'm not sure the two of them could have shared three seats. :shock:
crass is worse than fat ass...
maybe a tax for the thoughtless...
nothing worse than being next to some guy cooler than cool,
yaking away about people thinking his shit don't stink...
all the time stinking of bad breath.
Give me a fattie anyday. And I'm a bit of a fattie myself and use that word
with much respect and pride
everybody's got something wrong with them and some of these things are really important
and some are not.
crass is worse than fat ass...
maybe a tax for the thoughtless...
nothing worse than being next to some guy cooler than cool,
yaking away about people thinking his shit don't stink...
all the time stinking of bad breath.
Give me a fattie anyday. And I'm a bit of a fattie myself and use that word
with much respect and pride
everybody's got something wrong with them and some of these things are really important
and some are not.
It's a good point. I'd rather have some large person's arm and leg pressing against me than some obnoxious jackass talking my ear off all flight. But either way, I'm just going to think, "Oh damn," and deal with it for a few hours. Not that big a deal. Just have another drink. And honestly, I don't hate very large people for being obese, so they really don't bug me. They are probably more uncomfortable than they're ever going to make me feel. Seats on planes should be bigger.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
In Chicago right now waiting for my next flight. Heard some wheelchair pusher's Walkie Talkie say "Jimenez, we need two large chairs at gate H12." A couple minutes later two guys (I'm assuming one was Jimenez) pushing extra wide wheelchairs comes walking by. Yep, first class comes off then two morbidly obese individuals come up the ramp. I hope they tip Jimenez because that's some serious pushin'!
I got to thinking, if they need extra wide wheelchairs... :problem: :think:
I'm not sure the two of them could have shared three seats. :shock:
approach the dudes & tell them how you feel & continue on about how you feel they are lazy & taking advantage of the system.
wait! What about the grasshoppers?!?!? Did they live? :?
there was something else in there besides taffy and grasshoppers...
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
wait! What about the grasshoppers?!?!? Did they live? :?
there was something else in there besides taffy and grasshoppers...
you...
what?
huh?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I put a sticker in with the taffy...it may or may not look like:
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
maybe I should have not told you, and left it as a surprise...kinda like the toy at the bottom of the cereal box.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
maybe I should have not told you, and left it as a surprise...kinda like the toy at the bottom of the cereal box.
Rude
a surprise is rude? :roll:
CUBBEE! add to the list! "grasshopper does not like surprises"
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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I'll eat muffins and drop crumbs on everybody...
- Christopher McCandless
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I'll have to do it when he's sleeping...I'll put some glitter in it so it explodes all over the place when it hits him.
- Christopher McCandless
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I'll be sure to have the airline attendant put The Breakfast Club on as the In-Flight Movie too...
- Christopher McCandless
Lisa, the taffy arrived
Thank you
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
I got to thinking, if they need extra wide wheelchairs... :problem: :think:
I'm not sure the two of them could have shared three seats. :shock:
Sucks for Jimenez
maybe a tax for the thoughtless...
nothing worse than being next to some guy cooler than cool,
yaking away about people thinking his shit don't stink...
all the time stinking of bad breath.
Give me a fattie anyday. And I'm a bit of a fattie myself and use that word
with much respect and pride
everybody's got something wrong with them and some of these things are really important
and some are not.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
wait! What about the grasshoppers?!?!? Did they live? :?
there was something else in there besides taffy and grasshoppers...
- Christopher McCandless
you...
what?
huh?
- Christopher McCandless
What?
Your guess is as good as mine
I put a sticker in with the taffy...it may or may not look like:
- Christopher McCandless
Oh! ...
Thanks
I didn't know that was in there
- Christopher McCandless
Rude
a surprise is rude? :roll:
CUBBEE! add to the list! "grasshopper does not like surprises"
- Christopher McCandless