Tips for surviving in office environment

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  • DS1119 wrote:


    That's kind of hot. :corn:

    That's what I was thinking

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    :lol::lol: :corn: :corn:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    DS1119 wrote:


    That's kind of hot. :corn:

    That's what I was thinking

    couch.gif

    :lol::lol: :corn: :corn:


    Especially one keeps talking about penis'. Brown chicken brown cow
  • DS1119 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:


    That's kind of hot. :corn:

    That's what I was thinking

    couch.gif

    :lol::lol: :corn: :corn:


    Especially one keeps talking about penis'. Brown chicken brown cow

    She wants the D

    :fp: :lol::lol:
  • DS1119 wrote:


    That's kind of hot. :corn:

    That's what I was thinking

    couch.gif

    :lol::lol: :corn: :corn:
    :fp: :nono: there's probably a movie like this out there somewhere










    you've probably both already seen it :fp:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • you've probably both already seen it :fp:

    Probably
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497



    you've probably both already seen it :fp:


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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    Well this thread turned dirty right quick!
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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Always bring a book, because occasionally the system will go offline and you'll find yourself unable to work, with nothing to do and bosses who won't let you go home.

    Stupid network. :fp:
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    kw18 wrote:
    Always bring a book, because occasionally the system will go offline and you'll find yourself unable to work, with nothing to do and bosses who won't let you go home.

    Stupid network. :fp:

    smart phone for the win.
    81 is now off the air

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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Learn how to smile and pretend you care about your co-workers washing machine.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:
    kw18 wrote:
    Always bring a book, because occasionally the system will go offline and you'll find yourself unable to work, with nothing to do and bosses who won't let you go home.

    Stupid network. :fp:

    smart phone for the win.

    Mr 20 Gig-er
  • Wma31394Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    SWED
    "Going where the water tastes like wine!"
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:
    kw18 wrote:
    Always bring a book, because occasionally the system will go offline and you'll find yourself unable to work, with nothing to do and bosses who won't let you go home.

    Stupid network. :fp:

    smart phone for the win.

    Mr 20 Gig-er

    :mrgreen:

    what do you think i do during the day when i'm not posting. :P
    81 is now off the air

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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    81 wrote:

    :mrgreen:

    what do you think i do during the day when i'm not posting. :P

    Man, I gotta get a job like yours! :lol:
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:

    :mrgreen:

    what do you think i do during the day when i'm not posting. :P


    I've tried not to think about it...

    :lol::lol:
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    kw18 wrote:
    81 wrote:

    :mrgreen:

    what do you think i do during the day when i'm not posting. :P

    Man, I gotta get a job like yours! :lol:

    can you supervise and recruit :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    I think I need another stapler
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    I think I need another stapler


    Thanks for the tip.
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    K
  • supadupasupadupa Chicago Posts: 377
    I wouldn't be able to stay awake at work all day without music. Right now I'm chair dancing to Britney Spears. I should maybe close my office door...
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    supadupa wrote:
    I wouldn't be able to stay awake at work all day without music. Right now I'm chair dancing to Britney Spears. I should maybe close my office door...

    that would be supa :mrgreen:
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    supadupa wrote:
    I wouldn't be able to stay awake at work all day without music. Right now I'm chair dancing to Britney Spears. I should maybe close my office door...

    that would be supa :mrgreen:

    :lol::lol:
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    I think I need another stapler


    Thanks for the tip.


    ammunition
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    I think I need another stapler

    Still can't find it?!
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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Suppress your urge to scream at your boss by remembering their lack of a life outside the office.

    There. That's better, now, isn't it?
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    thank goodness I have a conference room next to me that I can pick up my laptop, go in there, close the door. the noise and smell from lunch time here is just unbearable.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    thank goodness I have a conference room next to me that I can pick up my laptop, go in there, close the door. the noise and smell from lunch time here is just unbearable.

    You work in India?
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    thank goodness I have a conference room next to me that I can pick up my laptop, go in there, close the door. the noise and smell from lunch time here is just unbearable.

    You work in India?

    actually, more like China and Africa at the same time. seriously.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    thank goodness I have a conference room next to me that I can pick up my laptop, go in there, close the door. the noise and smell from lunch time here is just unbearable.

    You work in India?

    actually, more like China and Africa at the same time. seriously.

    I've seen a movie like that once...
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Im thinking about hanging those cheesy 70s beads in the opening to my cubicle, maybe add a lava lamp. My coworkers need something to worry about.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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