Tips for surviving in office environment
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Dissidentman wrote:JonnyPistachio wrote:
Dman, if BJ doesnt take the job, I drink more than I smoke and I'm a mighty fine dishwasher. deal?!
Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?
Have Faith in Your Friends Sir!0 -
Dissidentman wrote:JonnyPistachio wrote:
Dman, if BJ doesnt take the job, I drink more than I smoke and I'm a mighty fine dishwasher. deal?!
Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?
Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!
I can start next tuesday.Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)0 -
oh, and furthermore, see the NAPS thread please.Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)0
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This guy had Faith in his friends, ended a fuckin Empire and shit Yo0 -
JonnyPistachio wrote:Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?
Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!
I can start next tuesday.[/quote]
:shock:Well.....i could Totally dry them
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BinauralJam wrote:JonnyPistachio wrote:Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?
Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!
I can start next tuesday.
:shock:Well.....i could Totally dry them[/quote]
I'll supervise."Where's KW?"
"Let's check Idaho."0 -
BinauralJam wrote::shock:
Well.....i could Totally dry them
kw18 wrote:I'll supervise.
Kw, I think 81 was the one that was good at pointing.. you should totally be in risk management. But this is turning into a very good package deal type union...
And if we get a few more recruits, we may just be skipping the whole interview process and just take over the place!Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)0 -
JonnyPistachio wrote:BinauralJam wrote::shock:
Well.....i could Totally dry them
kw18 wrote:I'll supervise.
Kw, I think 81 was the one that was good at pointing.. you should totally be in risk management. But this is turning into a very good package deal type union...
And if we get a few more recruits, we may just be skipping the whole interview process and just take over the place!
We would drink em dry!0 -
JonnyPistachio wrote:Dissidentman wrote:JonnyPistachio wrote:
Dman, if BJ doesnt take the job, I drink more than I smoke and I'm a mighty fine dishwasher. deal?!
Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?
Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!
I can start next tuesday.With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata0 -
81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276JonnyPistachio wrote:BinauralJam wrote::shock:
Well.....i could Totally dry them
kw18 wrote:I'll supervise.
Kw, I think 81 was the one that was good at pointing.. you should totally be in risk management. But this is turning into a very good package deal type union...
And if we get a few more recruits, we may just be skipping the whole interview process and just take over the place!
you (points at you), yeah you (points at you again), bring me that beer (points at beer) over here (points at here)81 is now off the air0 -
PJ_Soul wrote:JonnyPistachio wrote:Dissidentman wrote:Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?
Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!
I can start next tuesday.
Hey there lady, either you're with us, or you're against us!
(that would just be pants I guess)Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)0 -
So the lunch was my bosses looking at different used postage machines from some other building, trying to save money for the company, nothing bad.
THE PARTY CONTINUES!!! No dishes for this guy!0 -
81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276BinauralJam wrote:So the lunch was my bosses looking at different used postage machines from some other building, trying to save money for the company, nothing bad.
THE PARTY CONTINUES!!! No dishes for this guy!
drinks on you tonight.81 is now off the air0 -
81 wrote:BinauralJam wrote:So the lunch was my bosses looking at different used postage machines from some other building, trying to save money for the company, nothing bad.
THE PARTY CONTINUES!!! No dishes for this guy!
drinks on you tonight.
Yup!0 -
BinauralJam wrote:81 wrote:BinauralJam wrote:So the lunch was my bosses looking at different used postage machines from some other building, trying to save money for the company, nothing bad.
THE PARTY CONTINUES!!! No dishes for this guy!
drinks on you tonight.
Yup!
okay!0 -
Hell i might even stay sober enough to have sex tonight :P0
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276BinauralJam wrote:Hell i might even stay sober enough to have sex tonight :P
:think:81 is now off the air0 -
BinauralJam wrote:Hell i might even stay sober enough to have sex tonight :P
with anyone we know?0 -
Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)0
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rick1zoo2 wrote:BinauralJam wrote:Hell i might even stay sober enough to have sex tonight :P
with anyone we know?
Well i'll be there0
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