Tips for surviving in office environment

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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Dissidentman wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:

    Dman, if BJ doesnt take the job, I drink more than I smoke and I'm a mighty fine dishwasher. deal?!

    Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?

    Have Faith in Your Friends Sir!
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Dissidentman wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:

    Dman, if BJ doesnt take the job, I drink more than I smoke and I'm a mighty fine dishwasher. deal?!

    Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?

    Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!

    I can start next tuesday.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    oh, and furthermore, see the NAPS thread please.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
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    This guy had Faith in his friends, ended a fuckin Empire and shit Yo
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?

    Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!

    I can start next tuesday.[/quote]

    :shock: 8-) Well.....i could Totally dry them
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    BinauralJam wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?

    Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!

    I can start next tuesday.

    :shock: 8-) Well.....i could Totally dry them[/quote]

    I'll supervise.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    BinauralJam wrote:
    :shock: 8-) Well.....i could Totally dry them
    kw18 wrote:
    I'll supervise.

    Kw, I think 81 was the one that was good at pointing.. you should totally be in risk management. But this is turning into a very good package deal type union...

    And if we get a few more recruits, we may just be skipping the whole interview process and just take over the place!
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    :shock: 8-) Well.....i could Totally dry them
    kw18 wrote:
    I'll supervise.

    Kw, I think 81 was the one that was good at pointing.. you should totally be in risk management. But this is turning into a very good package deal type union...

    And if we get a few more recruits, we may just be skipping the whole interview process and just take over the place!


    We would drink em dry!
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,779
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:

    Dman, if BJ doesnt take the job, I drink more than I smoke and I'm a mighty fine dishwasher. deal?!

    Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?

    Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!

    I can start next tuesday.
    Are there assfull chaps??
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    :shock: 8-) Well.....i could Totally dry them
    kw18 wrote:
    I'll supervise.

    Kw, I think 81 was the one that was good at pointing.. you should totally be in risk management. But this is turning into a very good package deal type union...

    And if we get a few more recruits, we may just be skipping the whole interview process and just take over the place!

    :mrgreen:

    you (points at you), yeah you (points at you again), bring me that beer (points at beer) over here (points at here)
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Wow...you are very persuasive. How could I turn down an offer for a drunk employee washing carving knives and such. What could go wrong?

    Sober people are often too careful. waste of time. I'll get it done fast. I also jump out of cheesecakes (which I can bake too), wearing a beard hair net due to health safety regulations. I'm the fastest dishwasher east of the Mississippi. I have assless chaps for each day of the week, and I'm a poet of extraordinarily disappointing proportions. Customers will come form afar just to have the dishes their meals were severed on, washed by muah!

    I can start next tuesday.
    Are there assfull chaps??

    Hey there lady, either you're with us, or you're against us! 8-)

    (that would just be pants I guess) :lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    So the lunch was my bosses looking at different used postage machines from some other building, trying to save money for the company, nothing bad.

    :D

    THE PARTY CONTINUES!!! No dishes for this guy!
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    BinauralJam wrote:
    So the lunch was my bosses looking at different used postage machines from some other building, trying to save money for the company, nothing bad.

    :D

    THE PARTY CONTINUES!!! No dishes for this guy!

    drinks on you tonight.
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    81 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    So the lunch was my bosses looking at different used postage machines from some other building, trying to save money for the company, nothing bad.

    :D

    THE PARTY CONTINUES!!! No dishes for this guy!

    drinks on you tonight.

    Yup!
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    BinauralJam wrote:
    81 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    So the lunch was my bosses looking at different used postage machines from some other building, trying to save money for the company, nothing bad.

    :D

    THE PARTY CONTINUES!!! No dishes for this guy!

    drinks on you tonight.

    Yup!


    okay!
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Hell i might even stay sober enough to have sex tonight :P
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Hell i might even stay sober enough to have sex tonight :P

    :think:
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Hell i might even stay sober enough to have sex tonight :P

    with anyone we know?
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Hell i might even stay sober enough to have sex tonight :P

    :lol::lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Hell i might even stay sober enough to have sex tonight :P

    with anyone we know?


    Well i'll be there

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