Do you pull parts of the muffin that is in the bag off with your fingers then proceed to place the sticky/crumbly muffin chunk in your mouth, or do you put your face in the bag and take a bite off? The latter seems like a cleaner but less socially acceptable way of eating a muffin in a bag...
If you pull off muffin chunks and proceed to place it in your mouth there is that 2 feet from bag to mouth that is perfect grounds for crumbs to fall...
dear lord you really have thought this through!! I refuse to go into details with the likes of you!!! Tell me something, when you eat pizza how do you magically make all those crumbs disappear?
Do you pull parts of the muffin that is in the bag off with your fingers then proceed to place the sticky/crumbly muffin chunk in your mouth, or do you put your face in the bag and take a bite off? The latter seems like a cleaner but less socially acceptable way of eating a muffin in a bag...
If you pull off muffin chunks and proceed to place it in your mouth there is that 2 feet from bag to mouth that is perfect grounds for crumbs to fall...
dear lord you really have thought this through!! I refuse to go into details with the likes of you!!! Tell me something, when you eat pizza how do you magically make all those crumbs disappear?
Do you pull parts of the muffin that is in the bag off with your fingers then proceed to place the sticky/crumbly muffin chunk in your mouth, or do you put your face in the bag and take a bite off? The latter seems like a cleaner but less socially acceptable way of eating a muffin in a bag...
If you pull off muffin chunks and proceed to place it in your mouth there is that 2 feet from bag to mouth that is perfect grounds for crumbs to fall...
dear lord you really have thought this through!! I refuse to go into details with the likes of you!!! Tell me something, when you eat pizza how do you magically make all those crumbs disappear?
:P
I want details on your magic, crumb-free muffin eating!
how does mca feel about toast? croissants? English muffins? crackers?
maybe mca eats his meals thru a straw...
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Hey man...I could have anywhere from 4 to 20 degenerates at my house on any given Sunday. You think I'm gonna order the good stuff? Hells to the no. They're getting frozen 'za or they can take their lazy bums elsewhere!
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how does mca feel about toast? croissants? English muffins? crackers?
maybe mca eats his meals thru a straw...
This tread is about muffins and their lameness. Non-lame foods can crumb all they want as long as they are cleaned up afterwards and are not sticky.
Muffins = lame.
Muffins = sticky crumbs
Muffins = muffin eaters feeling its ok to crumb the place up and not clean up after stuffing a lame food product in their face.
Hey man...I could have anywhere from 4 to 20 degenerates at my house on any given Sunday. You think I'm gonna order the good stuff? Hells to the no. They're getting frozen 'za or they can take their lazy bums elsewhere!
This tread is about muffins and their lameness. Non-lame foods can crumb all they want as long as they are cleaned up afterwards and are not sticky.
Muffins = lame.
Muffins = sticky crumbs
Muffins = muffin eaters feeling its ok to crumb the place up and not clean up after stuffing a lame food product in their face.
You know what's lame? That this thread is over 10 pages long.
Between this, horos' bacon turkey pic, and will's cream cheese stunt, you all have thoroughly grossed me out today!
What do you want to bet this "term" came from the real thing? Chick eating some muffins....we all know by now that those crumbs get everywhere....
Later on....
"Um, hey, did you eat a poppyseed muffin earlier?"
"Yeah, why?"
if a girl has hardwood floors, you don't have to worry about that...Mr. Jungle Explorer
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Between this, horos' bacon turkey pic, and will's cream cheese stunt, you all have thoroughly grossed me out today!
What do you want to bet this "term" came from the real thing? Chick eating some muffins....we all know by now that those crumbs get everywhere....
Later on....
"Um, hey, did you eat a poppyseed muffin earlier?"
"Yeah, why?"
What do you want to bet this "term" came from the real thing? Chick eating some muffins....we all know by now that those crumbs get everywhere....
Later on....
"Um, hey, did you eat a poppyseed muffin earlier?"
"Yeah, why?"
What do you want to bet this "term" came from the real thing? Chick eating some muffins....we all know by now that those crumbs get everywhere....
Later on....
"Um, hey, did you eat a poppyseed muffin earlier?"
"Yeah, why?"
When I was a little kid, my best friend's mom was super insane about not making crumbs, but then she'd give us crackers and shit in the car to eat and then freak out about the crumbs, so demanded that we suck in the crumbs as we took bites. So I did, and I almost choked to death from inhaling a mouthful of cracker crumbs. Be careful mca. :nono:
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
What do you want to bet this "term" came from the real thing? Chick eating some muffins....we all know by now that those crumbs get everywhere....
Later on....
"Um, hey, did you eat a poppyseed muffin earlier?"
"Yeah, why?"
if a girl has hardwood floors, you don't have to worry about that...Mr. Jungle Explorer
Exactly! Are there still men out there that prefer the jungle?? :?
I've met dudes who were bored of the hardwood. Now that everyone has it, they just want a change. I am getting the impression that a lot of men just want something new or different more than anything else.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
When I was a little kid, my best friend's mom was super insane about not making crumbs, but then she'd give us crackers and shit in the car to eat and then freak out about the crumbs, so demanded that we suck in the crumbs as we took bites. So I did, and I almost choked to death from inhaling a mouthful of cracker crumbs. Be careful mca. :nono:
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That's it!!!
Good pizza doesn't have crumbs.
What are you talking about?
Have you never eaten a frozen 'za???
:fp:
maybe mca eats his meals thru a straw...
- Christopher McCandless
You people really are pizza deprived in Chicago.
And there it is!!!
mca we're waiting.
Hey man...I could have anywhere from 4 to 20 degenerates at my house on any given Sunday. You think I'm gonna order the good stuff? Hells to the no. They're getting frozen 'za or they can take their lazy bums elsewhere!
Muffins = lame.
Muffins = sticky crumbs
Muffins = muffin eaters feeling its ok to crumb the place up and not clean up after stuffing a lame food product in their face.
Collection plate?
Holy crap! Another reason to hate muffin crumbs!
You know what's lame? That this thread is over 10 pages long.
Like I said, I have degenerate friends. I'm lucky that they bring beer over :fp:
Between this, horos' bacon turkey pic, and will's cream cheese stunt, you all have thoroughly grossed me out today!
Later on....
"Um, hey, did you eat a poppyseed muffin earlier?"
"Yeah, why?"
if a girl has hardwood floors, you don't have to worry about that...Mr. Jungle Explorer
- Christopher McCandless
Yeah, but you still need to sweep up those muffin crumbs...and yeah, waaaaay easier with hardwood floors!
:fp: :fp: :fp:
Exactly! Are there still men out there that prefer the jungle?? :?
A nice slick hardwood floor is the only way to go!!
how the fuck do you get a condom wrapper stuck down there and not notice. :fp:
Will all of this is your fault. :nono:
That isn't a donut