Muffins are Lame

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  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    i ate a blueberry muffin today. yeah, that's right. i said it. and you know what?? it was fucking delicious.
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    all this scone and muffin talk is making me crave home made cheddar bay biscuits...that's right cheddar damn bay fucking biscuits. Red Lobster would be jealous of mine.
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mfc2006 wrote:
    i ate a blueberry muffin today. yeah, that's right. i said it. and you know what?? it was fucking delicious.

    Did you pick up your crumbs?
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    i ate a blueberry muffin today. yeah, that's right. i said it. and you know what?? it was fucking delicious.

    Did you pick up your crumbs?
    Can bet you anything this magic muffin didn't create any crumbs whatsoever! :lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    I think I'll go toast up a bagel
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mca47 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    mca...how do you feel about cannolis? They leave a lot of crumbs but are tasty as fuck? :corn:

    Cannolis are fine as long as you don't leave those fn' crumbs for other people to deal with.
    Muffins and cupcakes are not fine under any circumstance.

    Rest well DS!


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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mfc2006 wrote:
    i ate a blueberry muffin today. yeah, that's right. i said it. and you know what?? it was fucking delicious.

    HEAR HEAR!!!! :clap:

    And just so all you bungholes know, I clean up every last friggen crumb when I have a muffin. What now?!!!
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  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,651
    Stuffin Muffins :P

    StuffingMuffins_MCU.jpg
    Nice shirt.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    Stuffin Muffins :P

    StuffingMuffins_MCU.jpg

    :shock:
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    i ate a blueberry muffin today. yeah, that's right. i said it. and you know what?? it was fucking delicious.

    HEAR HEAR!!!! :clap:

    And just so all you bungholes know, I clean up every last friggen crumb when I have a muffin. What now?!!!

    That's nearly impossible

    If there was a crumb, I would find it.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    peacefrompaul wrote:

    That's nearly impossible

    If there was a crumb, I would find it.

    What are you, the crumb police?? Do you think you don't leave any crumbs with all those damn grilled cheeses you've been eating lately?!? :fp:
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:

    That's nearly impossible

    If there was a crumb, I would find it.

    What are you, the crumb police?? Do you think you don't leave any crumbs with all those damn grilled cheeses you've been eating lately?!? :fp:

    Small and insignificant crumbs fall from the grilled cheese
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:

    That's nearly impossible

    If there was a crumb, I would find it.

    What are you, the crumb police?? Do you think you don't leave any crumbs with all those damn grilled cheeses you've been eating lately?!? :fp:

    Small and insignificant crumbs fall from the grilled cheese

    You're just impossible, you know that?!!!
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  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,651
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    Stuffin Muffins :P

    StuffingMuffins_MCU.jpg

    :shock:

    They are perfect, nothing but crispy edges :thumbup:
    Nice shirt.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    Stuffin Muffins :P

    StuffingMuffins_MCU.jpg

    :shock:

    They are perfect, nothing but crispy edges :thumbup:

    They look amazing!!!! I love it!!
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,674
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Muffins are lame...

    They are crumbly... the crumbs get everywhere

    They create sticky fingers...

    The paper is gross... nobody even wants to pick them up...

    They aren't even that tasty for the amount of fat packed into them...

    Who really wants a whole grain muffin?

    One of the funniest thread of the week! :lol:

    But I have to say, my friend, if I had to live on nothing but muffins I would not be unhappy!

    And just to make your day, we're all going to tie you to a chair and chant

    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!

    :lol::lol::lol:
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    -Roberto Benigni

  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    brianlux wrote:

    One of the funniest thread of the week! :lol:

    But I have to say, my friend, if I had to live on nothing but muffins I would not be unhappy!

    And just to make your day, we're all going to tie you to a chair and chant

    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!

    :lol::lol::lol:

    :lol::lol::lol: I mean come on now...how can you hate that delicious fresh-baked treat??!!
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    I might as well just eat spoonfuls of cream cheese
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,674
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    I might as well just eat spoonfuls of cream cheese

    Better yet, mouthfuls of cream cheese muffins!


    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!

    :lol::lol::lol:
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    -Roberto Benigni

  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    i ate a blueberry muffin today. yeah, that's right. i said it. and you know what?? it was fucking delicious.

    HEAR HEAR!!!! :clap:

    And just so all you bungholes know, I clean up every last friggen crumb when I have a muffin. What now?!!!
    I bet I'd find some!

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