Muffins are Lame

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    Not nearly as lame as scones.

    Fuck scones!

    Amen!

    :nono:

    Fisher scones are a staple at the state fair here...no scone is better than a Fisher scone.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    Obviously the OP has not tasted a really nice muffin! Though I do tend to agree with him when he says: "Who really wants a whole grain muffin?"

    Scones! Nothing like a cream tea in the UK. Beautiful soft, warm scones with clotted cream and strawberry preserve... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    Not nearly as lame as scones.

    Fuck scones!

    Amen!

    :nono:

    Fisher scones are a staple at the state fair here...no scone is better than a Fisher scone.

    Better than deep fried butter/Coke/Oreos, I guess. Still a lame-ass scone, though. It's a fair, get a funnel cake and regret it later.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    redrock wrote:
    Scones! Nothing like a cream tea in the UK. Beautiful soft, warm scones with clotted cream and strawberry preserve... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Not only do all the mentions of cream make me retch a little but this whole argument seems to be in my favor: Fuck scones!
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    DS1119 wrote:
    morello wrote:
    Cannoli, NYC, Sept 2011:
    Cannoli.jpg
    Mmmmmmmm......



    Mmmm

    have either of you ever had cannoli cake?

    talk about friggen delish!!

    mmmmmm
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    dankind wrote:
    redrock wrote:
    Scones! Nothing like a cream tea in the UK. Beautiful soft, warm scones with clotted cream and strawberry preserve... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Not only do all the mentions of cream make me retch a little but this whole argument seems to be in my favor: Fuck scones!

    fuck your deep fried oreos and funnel cakes...I'll keep my scones and all their damn crumbs to myself and redrock!
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    RKCNDY wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    redrock wrote:
    Scones! Nothing like a cream tea in the UK. Beautiful soft, warm scones with clotted cream and strawberry preserve... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Not only do all the mentions of cream make me retch a little but this whole argument seems to be in my favor: Fuck scones!

    fuck your deep fried oreos and funnel cakes...I'll keep my scones and all their damn crumbs to myself and redrock!

    Those things are crummy

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I really hope I get an answer from mca. This is driving me insane.
  • morello
    morello Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 6,217
    Mmmmmm scones with jam & cream!!! Mmmmmm!!
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    DS1119 wrote:
    I really hope I get an answer from mca. This is driving me insane.

    How you holding up?
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    morello wrote:
    Mmmmmm scones with jam & cream!!! Mmmmmm!!

    Dirty.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I really hope I get an answer from mca. This is driving me insane.

    How you holding up?



    I really want an answer.
  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    i had a Danish this morning - i think it was cherry.


    #soundsdirty

    but seriously it was fucking awesome.
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    DS1119 wrote:
    mca...how do you feel about cannolis? They leave a lot of crumbs but are tasty as fuck? :corn:

    Cannolis are fine as long as you don't leave those fn' crumbs for other people to deal with.
    Muffins and cupcakes are not fine under any circumstance.

    Rest well DS!


    :lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    I think the big problem is these things just leave the biggest fucking crumbs!
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    Oh, I'm sitting here at JFK waiting for my flight at this restaurant/bar.
    Having a beer, doing some work, eating some food.

    Chick comes in, orders a drink, pulls out a muffin from her bag. Starts chowing down. Waiter comes up and says "Sorry ma'am, you can't bring in outside food"...puts her muffin back in her bag, I laugh.


    HA!

    :lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mca47 wrote:
    Oh, I'm sitting here at JFK waiting for my flight at this restaurant/bar.
    Having a beer, doing some work, eating some food.

    Chick comes in, orders a drink, pulls out a muffin from her bag. Starts chowing down. Waiter comes up and says "Sorry ma'am, you can't bring in outside food"...puts her muffin back in her bag, I laugh.


    HA!

    :lol:

    Yes :lol:
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    had a blueberry scone this morning with my coffee. fucking amazing.
  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    81 wrote:
    I only eat the top

    Muffin tops are lame
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    STAYSEA wrote:
    81 wrote:
    I only eat the top

    Muffin tops are lame

    muffin-top.jpg

    :?: :?: :?:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless

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