Muffins are Lame

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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    this
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    and this
    There is no question....donuts are disgusting and shouldn't be consumed.
    do not go together. :nono:


    :lol::lol: #fact

    For the record, when I do eat a muffin on a plane, I keep the damn thing in the bag so that I don't get crumbs everywhere. In fact, I pride myself in my crumbless muffin journey.

    Although I do agree that all donuts are :sick:
    Do you pull parts of the muffin that is in the bag off with your fingers then proceed to place the sticky/crumbly muffin chunk in your mouth, or do you put your face in the bag and take a bite off? The latter seems like a cleaner but less socially acceptable way of eating a muffin in a bag...
    If you pull off muffin chunks and proceed to place it in your mouth there is that 2 feet from bag to mouth that is perfect grounds for crumbs to fall...
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    81 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    I bet you anything Chris Farley was not a muffin eater! Donuts? Probably!

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    :lol: exactly!!!!
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
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    81 is now off the air

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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    81 wrote:
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    :lol::lol::lol:
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,771
    81 wrote:
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    Hey look. It's Mamasan23 eating a muffin. :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    81 wrote:
    morral.jpg
    Hey look. It's Mamasan23 eating a muffin. :lol:
    :lol: !!!!!!!!!!!
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I see that either mca plans on never having kids, or he will freak out on them, "PICK UP YOUR DAMN CRUMBS!"
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I see that either mca plans on never having kids, or he will freak out on them, "PICK UP YOUR DAMN CRUMBS!"
    Not a fan of kids but if I ever have them they will never be allowed to have a muffin...that's for damn sure! :lol:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mca47 wrote:
    Do you pull parts of the muffin that is in the bag off with your fingers then proceed to place the sticky/crumbly muffin chunk in your mouth, or do you put your face in the bag and take a bite off? The latter seems like a cleaner but less socially acceptable way of eating a muffin in a bag...
    If you pull off muffin chunks and proceed to place it in your mouth there is that 2 feet from bag to mouth that is perfect grounds for crumbs to fall...

    dear lord you really have thought this through!! I refuse to go into details with the likes of you!!! Tell me something, when you eat pizza how do you magically make all those crumbs disappear?

    :P
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    81 wrote:
    morral.jpg
    Hey look. It's Mamasan23 eating a muffin. :lol:

    That's it!!!

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Do you pull parts of the muffin that is in the bag off with your fingers then proceed to place the sticky/crumbly muffin chunk in your mouth, or do you put your face in the bag and take a bite off? The latter seems like a cleaner but less socially acceptable way of eating a muffin in a bag...
    If you pull off muffin chunks and proceed to place it in your mouth there is that 2 feet from bag to mouth that is perfect grounds for crumbs to fall...

    dear lord you really have thought this through!! I refuse to go into details with the likes of you!!! Tell me something, when you eat pizza how do you magically make all those crumbs disappear?

    :P


    Good pizza doesn't have crumbs.
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,771
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    81 wrote:
    morral.jpg
    Hey look. It's Mamasan23 eating a muffin. :lol:

    That's it!!!

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    :lol::lol:
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Do you pull parts of the muffin that is in the bag off with your fingers then proceed to place the sticky/crumbly muffin chunk in your mouth, or do you put your face in the bag and take a bite off? The latter seems like a cleaner but less socially acceptable way of eating a muffin in a bag...
    If you pull off muffin chunks and proceed to place it in your mouth there is that 2 feet from bag to mouth that is perfect grounds for crumbs to fall...

    dear lord you really have thought this through!! I refuse to go into details with the likes of you!!! Tell me something, when you eat pizza how do you magically make all those crumbs disappear?

    :P
    Pizza crumbs? :?
    What are you talking about?
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Do you pull parts of the muffin that is in the bag off with your fingers then proceed to place the sticky/crumbly muffin chunk in your mouth, or do you put your face in the bag and take a bite off? The latter seems like a cleaner but less socially acceptable way of eating a muffin in a bag...
    If you pull off muffin chunks and proceed to place it in your mouth there is that 2 feet from bag to mouth that is perfect grounds for crumbs to fall...

    dear lord you really have thought this through!! I refuse to go into details with the likes of you!!! Tell me something, when you eat pizza how do you magically make all those crumbs disappear?

    :P
    I want details on your magic, crumb-free muffin eating! :lol:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mca47 wrote:
    Pizza crumbs? :?
    What are you talking about?

    Have you never eaten a frozen 'za???

    :fp:
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    how does mca feel about toast? croissants? English muffins? crackers?

    maybe mca eats his meals thru a straw...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Pizza crumbs? :?
    What are you talking about?

    Have you never eaten a frozen 'za???

    :fp:



    You people really are pizza deprived in Chicago.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    RKCNDY wrote:
    how does mca feel about toast? croissants? English muffins? crackers?

    maybe mca eats his meals thru a straw...

    And there it is!!! :lol:

    mca we're waiting.
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    DS1119 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Pizza crumbs? :?
    What are you talking about?

    Have you never eaten a frozen 'za???

    :fp:

    You people really are pizza deprived in Chicago.

    Hey man...I could have anywhere from 4 to 20 degenerates at my house on any given Sunday. You think I'm gonna order the good stuff? Hells to the no. They're getting frozen 'za or they can take their lazy bums elsewhere!
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