Muffins are Lame
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Do you pull parts of the muffin that is in the bag off with your fingers then proceed to place the sticky/crumbly muffin chunk in your mouth, or do you put your face in the bag and take a bite off? The latter seems like a cleaner but less socially acceptable way of eating a muffin in a bag...Mamasan23 wrote:mydogmookieblaylock wrote:this
and this
do not go together. :nono:There is no question....donuts are disgusting and shouldn't be consumed.
#fact
For the record, when I do eat a muffin on a plane, I keep the damn thing in the bag so that I don't get crumbs everywhere. In fact, I pride myself in my crumbless muffin journey.
Although I do agree that all donuts are :sick:
If you pull off muffin chunks and proceed to place it in your mouth there is that 2 feet from bag to mouth that is perfect grounds for crumbs to fall...0 -
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I see that either mca plans on never having kids, or he will freak out on them, "PICK UP YOUR DAMN CRUMBS!"The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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mca47 wrote:Do you pull parts of the muffin that is in the bag off with your fingers then proceed to place the sticky/crumbly muffin chunk in your mouth, or do you put your face in the bag and take a bite off? The latter seems like a cleaner but less socially acceptable way of eating a muffin in a bag...
If you pull off muffin chunks and proceed to place it in your mouth there is that 2 feet from bag to mouth that is perfect grounds for crumbs to fall...
dear lord you really have thought this through!! I refuse to go into details with the likes of you!!! Tell me something, when you eat pizza how do you magically make all those crumbs disappear?
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Mamasan23 wrote:mca47 wrote:Do you pull parts of the muffin that is in the bag off with your fingers then proceed to place the sticky/crumbly muffin chunk in your mouth, or do you put your face in the bag and take a bite off? The latter seems like a cleaner but less socially acceptable way of eating a muffin in a bag...
If you pull off muffin chunks and proceed to place it in your mouth there is that 2 feet from bag to mouth that is perfect grounds for crumbs to fall...
dear lord you really have thought this through!! I refuse to go into details with the likes of you!!! Tell me something, when you eat pizza how do you magically make all those crumbs disappear?
:P
Good pizza doesn't have crumbs.0 -
Pizza crumbs? :?Mamasan23 wrote:mca47 wrote:Do you pull parts of the muffin that is in the bag off with your fingers then proceed to place the sticky/crumbly muffin chunk in your mouth, or do you put your face in the bag and take a bite off? The latter seems like a cleaner but less socially acceptable way of eating a muffin in a bag...
If you pull off muffin chunks and proceed to place it in your mouth there is that 2 feet from bag to mouth that is perfect grounds for crumbs to fall...
dear lord you really have thought this through!! I refuse to go into details with the likes of you!!! Tell me something, when you eat pizza how do you magically make all those crumbs disappear?
:P
What are you talking about?0 -
I want details on your magic, crumb-free muffin eating!Mamasan23 wrote:mca47 wrote:Do you pull parts of the muffin that is in the bag off with your fingers then proceed to place the sticky/crumbly muffin chunk in your mouth, or do you put your face in the bag and take a bite off? The latter seems like a cleaner but less socially acceptable way of eating a muffin in a bag...
If you pull off muffin chunks and proceed to place it in your mouth there is that 2 feet from bag to mouth that is perfect grounds for crumbs to fall...
dear lord you really have thought this through!! I refuse to go into details with the likes of you!!! Tell me something, when you eat pizza how do you magically make all those crumbs disappear?
:P
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how does mca feel about toast? croissants? English muffins? crackers?
maybe mca eats his meals thru a straw...The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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RKCNDY wrote:how does mca feel about toast? croissants? English muffins? crackers?
maybe mca eats his meals thru a straw...
And there it is!!!
mca we're waiting.WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 20 -
DS1119 wrote:
Hey man...I could have anywhere from 4 to 20 degenerates at my house on any given Sunday. You think I'm gonna order the good stuff? Hells to the no. They're getting frozen 'za or they can take their lazy bums elsewhere!WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 20
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