Went to Starbucks this morning for some coffee.
Woman in front of me got a blueberry muffin then proceeded to get drinks for 5 people.
We're standing there right next to each other waiting for our drinks. Of course, it takes fn forever to get my drink because she ordered 5 drinks like "Grande vanilla latte, 120 degrees with half skim, half whole milk, with a dusting of cinnamon." :fp:
I finally get my espresso, go out to my car to see annoying muffin woman fumbling around with her keys while holding 5 drinks and a damn muffin. One drink started to slip, she overcompensated and all 5 hit the ground. She was left standing there holding her stupid muffin with coffee soaked shoes!
Went to Starbucks this morning for some coffee.
Woman in front of me got a blueberry muffin then proceeded to get drinks for 5 people.
We're standing there right next to each other waiting for our drinks. Of course, it takes fn forever to get my drink because she ordered 5 drinks like "Grande vanilla latte, 120 degrees with half skim, half whole milk, with a dusting of cinnamon." :fp:
I finally get my espresso, go out to my car to see annoying muffin woman fumbling around with her keys while holding 5 drinks and a damn muffin. One drink started to slip, she overcompensated and all 5 hit the ground. She was left standing there holding her stupid muffin with coffee soaked shoes!
Mca47: " "
Fucking wackos! I never understood people and their goofy ass coffee... pour me one and make sure it's fucking black.
Some people :fp:
She then proceeded to eat the muffin and let the crumbs fall all over the ground, I'm sure.
Went to Starbucks this morning for some coffee.
Woman in front of me got a blueberry muffin then proceeded to get drinks for 5 people.
We're standing there right next to each other waiting for our drinks. Of course, it takes fn forever to get my drink because she ordered 5 drinks like "Grande vanilla latte, 120 degrees with half skim, half whole milk, with a dusting of cinnamon." :fp:
I finally get my espresso, go out to my car to see annoying muffin woman fumbling around with her keys while holding 5 drinks and a damn muffin. One drink started to slip, she overcompensated and all 5 hit the ground. She was left standing there holding her stupid muffin with coffee soaked shoes!
Mca47: " "
Fucking wackos! I never understood people and their goofy ass coffee... pour me one and make sure it's fucking black.
Some people :fp:
She then proceeded to eat the muffin and let the crumbs fall all over the ground, I'm sure.
I'm sure! I bet after she stuffed that damn muffin in her mouth, while dropping crumbs fn everywhere....she proceeded to touch stuff with her sticky muffin fingers. The next person comes along and gets sticky muffin stick on their hands....
Went to Starbucks this morning for some coffee.
Woman in front of me got a blueberry muffin then proceeded to get drinks for 5 people.
We're standing there right next to each other waiting for our drinks. Of course, it takes fn forever to get my drink because she ordered 5 drinks like "Grande vanilla latte, 120 degrees with half skim, half whole milk, with a dusting of cinnamon." :fp:
I finally get my espresso, go out to my car to see annoying muffin woman fumbling around with her keys while holding 5 drinks and a damn muffin. One drink started to slip, she overcompensated and all 5 hit the ground. She was left standing there holding her stupid muffin with coffee soaked shoes!
Mca47: " "
Fucking wackos! I never understood people and their goofy ass coffee... pour me one and make sure it's fucking black.
Some people :fp:
She then proceeded to eat the muffin and let the crumbs fall all over the ground, I'm sure.
I am really loving your extreme disdain for giant muffin crumbs.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
:nono: From seeing the shit you eat all the time...I'm quite sure that your farts are lethal and thus way more damaging than some tiny little muffin crumbs. Those crumbs could feed the birds you know!!
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:nono: From seeing the shit you eat all the time...I'm quite sure that your farts are lethal and thus way more damaging than some tiny little muffin crumbs. Those crumbs could feed the birds you know!!
It's not usually a good thing to have birds inside.
Or you could just pick up your sticky muffin crumbs like a reasonable person and not leave them laying around for others to deal with. Or is that what you do? Make a giant sticky mess and say "Well, the birds will clean up after me". :fp:
:nono: From seeing the shit you eat all the time...I'm quite sure that your farts are lethal and thus way more damaging than some tiny little muffin crumbs. Those crumbs could feed the birds you know!!
It's not usually a good thing to have birds inside.
They can be transported outside :fp: You're deflecting my point, which is that I'm sure there are things you do that are MUCH worse than a couple muffin crumbs. Do you shave your face? Fucken little facial hairs everywhere. Nastiest shit ever.
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:nono: From seeing the shit you eat all the time...I'm quite sure that your farts are lethal and thus way more damaging than some tiny little muffin crumbs. Those crumbs could feed the birds you know!!
It's not usually a good thing to have birds inside.
Or you could just pick up your sticky muffin crumbs like a reasonable person and not leave them laying around for others to deal with. Or is that what you do? Make a giant sticky mess and say "Well, the birds will clean up after me". :fp:
If you were paying attention I always clean up after myself!! I'm no slob!!
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Or you could just pick up your sticky muffin crumbs like a reasonable person and not leave them laying around for others to deal with. Or is that what you do? Make a giant sticky mess and say "Well, the birds will clean up after me". :fp:
Yeah, lets let the birds inside to pick the crumbs up for me
:fp:
If you were paying attention I always clean up after myself!! I'm no slob!!
"I always clean up after myself!! I'm no slob!" Says EVERY muffin eater.
The fact is, you can't control the muffin crumbs. The type of person that eats a muffin is the type that truly doesn't give a shit about leaving a sticky, crumby mess behind! Fact!
Do you shave your face? Fucken little facial hairs everywhere. Nastiest shit ever.
mca saves whiskers.
July.
mca goes through airport security.
TSA agent: "Um, sir, what the hell is this?"
mca: "Nevermind!"
mca goes to Wrigley Field pre-party and dumps giant bag of whiskers on mamasan.
Do you shave your face? Fucken little facial hairs everywhere. Nastiest shit ever.
mca saves whiskers.
July.
mca goes through airport security.
TSA agent: "Um, sir, what the hell is this?"
mca: "Nevermind!"
mca goes to Wrigley Field pre-party and dumps giant bag of whiskers on mamasan.
:nono: :nono: :nono: OMG that would be the most DISGUSTING thing in the world!! Just for that good pal I'm gonna buy a dozen muffins...crumble those suckers up...and muffin bomb you when you least expect it! This is war!
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:nono: :nono: :nono: OMG that would be the most DISGUSTING thing in the world!! Just for that good pal I'm gonna buy a dozen muffins...crumble those suckers up...and muffin bomb you when you least expect it! This is war!
Deal. Despite how much I hate muffins, muffin crumbs and muffin eaters....I'd rather sit in a pool of muffin crumbs that be covered a collection of 5 months of whiskers....and that's assuming they are just from my face!
:nono: :nono: :nono: OMG that would be the most DISGUSTING thing in the world!! Just for that good pal I'm gonna buy a dozen muffins...crumble those suckers up...and muffin bomb you when you least expect it! This is war!
Deal. Despite how much I hate muffins, muffin crumbs and muffin eaters....I'd rather sit in a pool of muffin crumbs that be covered a collection of 5 months of whiskers....and that's assuming they are just from my face!
I have parts that I have to take care of too you know. Just remember that.
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Also..yoga pants and a muffin...Will's head is probably going to explode!
:think:
Woman in front of me got a blueberry muffin then proceeded to get drinks for 5 people.
We're standing there right next to each other waiting for our drinks. Of course, it takes fn forever to get my drink because she ordered 5 drinks like "Grande vanilla latte, 120 degrees with half skim, half whole milk, with a dusting of cinnamon." :fp:
I finally get my espresso, go out to my car to see annoying muffin woman fumbling around with her keys while holding 5 drinks and a damn muffin. One drink started to slip, she overcompensated and all 5 hit the ground.
Mca47: "
Fucking wackos! I never understood people and their goofy ass coffee... pour me one and make sure it's fucking black.
Some people :fp:
She then proceeded to eat the muffin and let the crumbs fall all over the ground, I'm sure.
Ugh!
It's just obnoxious
So are your burrito farts.
They aren't bothering anyone in MY room
Nobody is stepping in a fart
Nobody has to clean up a fart
Ugh....stupid muffin people!
Damn straight
:nono: From seeing the shit you eat all the time...I'm quite sure that your farts are lethal and thus way more damaging than some tiny little muffin crumbs. Those crumbs could feed the birds you know!!
It's not usually a good thing to have birds inside.
They can be transported outside :fp: You're deflecting my point, which is that I'm sure there are things you do that are MUCH worse than a couple muffin crumbs. Do you shave your face? Fucken little facial hairs everywhere. Nastiest shit ever.
Uh-huh.
If you were paying attention I always clean up after myself!! I'm no slob!!
Yeah, lets let the birds inside to pick the crumbs up for me
:fp:
Well, there's the problem, grow a big old beard for the crumbs and birds to live in. :crazy:
Oh, if I could grow a legit beard I totally would
"I always clean up after myself!! I'm no slob!" Says EVERY muffin eater.
The fact is, you can't control the muffin crumbs. The type of person that eats a muffin is the type that truly doesn't give a shit about leaving a sticky, crumby mess behind! Fact!
mca saves whiskers.
July.
mca goes through airport security.
TSA agent: "Um, sir, what the hell is this?"
mca: "Nevermind!"
mca goes to Wrigley Field pre-party and dumps giant bag of whiskers on mamasan.
:nono: :nono: :nono: OMG that would be the most DISGUSTING thing in the world!! Just for that good pal I'm gonna buy a dozen muffins...crumble those suckers up...and muffin bomb you when you least expect it! This is war!
Deal. Despite how much I hate muffins, muffin crumbs and muffin eaters....I'd rather sit in a pool of muffin crumbs that be covered a collection of 5 months of whiskers....and that's assuming they are just from my face!
I have parts that I have to take care of too you know. Just remember that.