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Muffins are Lame

peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
edited July 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Muffins are lame...

They are crumbly... the crumbs get everywhere

They create sticky fingers...

The paper is gross... nobody even wants to pick them up...

They aren't even that tasty for the amount of fat packed into them...

Who really wants a whole grain muffin?
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  • guitar59guitar59 Posts: 1,221
    I love a warm, home baked, banana muffin. I don't care for the high fat store bought, coffee shop muffins...but the ones I bake are awesome!
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    op

    put down the drugs & seven whiskey bottles

    breathe, dude
    breathe
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    chadwick wrote:
    op

    put down the drugs & seven whiskey bottles

    breathe, dude
    breathe

    Thanks... I think I'm good now
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    paul, if your dream goddess came to you wearing a bra & g-string made of muffins
    and she told you to eat them off of her in order to get to her flesh



    you get the idea.

    would you be eating muffins or would you be walking?

    and to switch things up.... my dream goddess could be wearing raw liver and elephant ear wax as her bra and g-string... im a chowin son of a
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    chadwick wrote:
    paul, if your dream goddess came to you wearing a bra & g-string made of muffins
    and she told you to eat them off of her in order to get to her flesh



    you get the idea.

    would you be eating muffins or would you be walking?

    and to switch things up.... my dream goddess could be wearing raw liver and elephant ear wax as her bra and g-string... im a chowin son of a

    :lol:

    That's awesome :D
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    I only eat the top
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    81 wrote:
    I only eat the top

    Lame :lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I prefer a nice toasted bagel with cream cheese.
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    I prefer a nice toasted bagel with cream cheese.

    Excellent choice
  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Muffin Ass
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,657
    not where i put them... 8-)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • mfc2006mfc2006 Posts: 37,436
    this thread is lame.

    :corn:
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mfc2006 wrote:
    this thread is lame.

    :corn:

    fisticuffs.jpg
  • mfc2006mfc2006 Posts: 37,436
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    this thread is lame.

    :corn:

    fisticuffs.jpg

    :lol:
    :twisted:
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    Fuck muffins!
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mca47 wrote:
    Fuck muffins!

    Kill 'em all!
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    Muffin Man

    http://youtu.be/-Jh6wnmRbvQ
    #FHP
  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    26026435.jpg
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    did somebody say muffins

    the-muffin-man.jpg
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    DS1119 wrote:
    I prefer a nice toasted bagel with cream cheese.

    Oh no, not this again! :fp:

    Clearly the world has 2 different kind of people. The muffin people, and the non-muffin people. I have no use for non-muffin people :nono:
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I prefer a nice toasted bagel with cream cheese.

    Oh no, not this again! :fp:

    Clearly the world has 2 different kind of people. The muffin people, and the non-muffin people. I have no use for non-muffin people :nono:


    I like English Muffins.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    love me a nice variety of select muffins

    blueberry
    cranberry
    banana nut
    pumpkin
    poppyseed

    and similar to a cupcake which is a crumby fucker too
    i will eat a cupcake as i sip a nice cup of coffee or tea
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    DS1119 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I prefer a nice toasted bagel with cream cheese.

    Oh no, not this again! :fp:

    Clearly the world has 2 different kind of people. The muffin people, and the non-muffin people. I have no use for non-muffin people :nono:


    I like English Muffins.

    Fair enough.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    I do ... bran my favorite with raisins or cranberrys
    num :D
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    "You ain't seen nothing till you're down on a muffin then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways." ;)
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    chadwick wrote:
    love me a nice variety of select muffins

    blueberry
    cranberry
    banana nut
    pumpkin
    poppyseed

    and similar to a cupcake which is a crumby fucker too
    i will eat a cupcake as i sip a nice cup of coffee or tea
    There is nothing in this world more disappointing than a cupcake!
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mca47 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    love me a nice variety of select muffins

    blueberry
    cranberry
    banana nut
    pumpkin
    poppyseed

    and similar to a cupcake which is a crumby fucker too
    i will eat a cupcake as i sip a nice cup of coffee or tea
    There is nothing in this world more disappointing than a cupcake!

    :lol:
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I prefer a nice toasted bagel with cream cheese.

    Oh no, not this again! :fp:

    Clearly the world has 2 different kind of people. The muffin people, and the non-muffin people. I have no use for non-muffin people :nono:

    Muffin people...

    getlost-thumb.jpg
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    mca47 wrote:

    Muffin people...

    getlost-thumb.jpg

    No muffins...no cupcakes. I'm beginning to suspect that you are a Communist.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:

    Muffin people...

    getlost-thumb.jpg

    No muffins...no cupcakes. I'm beginning to suspect that you are a Communist.

    Maybe he is? That's his freedom.
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