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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,835
    morello wrote:
    Mmmmmm scones with jam & cream!!! Mmmmmm!!

    Dirty.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I really hope I get an answer from mca. This is driving me insane.

    How you holding up?



    I really want an answer.
  • mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    i had a Danish this morning - i think it was cherry.


    #soundsdirty

    but seriously it was fucking awesome.
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    DS1119 wrote:
    mca...how do you feel about cannolis? They leave a lot of crumbs but are tasty as fuck? :corn:

    Cannolis are fine as long as you don't leave those fn' crumbs for other people to deal with.
    Muffins and cupcakes are not fine under any circumstance.

    Rest well DS!


    :lol:
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    I think the big problem is these things just leave the biggest fucking crumbs!
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    Oh, I'm sitting here at JFK waiting for my flight at this restaurant/bar.
    Having a beer, doing some work, eating some food.

    Chick comes in, orders a drink, pulls out a muffin from her bag. Starts chowing down. Waiter comes up and says "Sorry ma'am, you can't bring in outside food"...puts her muffin back in her bag, I laugh.


    HA!

    :lol:
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mca47 wrote:
    Oh, I'm sitting here at JFK waiting for my flight at this restaurant/bar.
    Having a beer, doing some work, eating some food.

    Chick comes in, orders a drink, pulls out a muffin from her bag. Starts chowing down. Waiter comes up and says "Sorry ma'am, you can't bring in outside food"...puts her muffin back in her bag, I laugh.


    HA!

    :lol:

    Yes :lol:
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    had a blueberry scone this morning with my coffee. fucking amazing.
  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    81 wrote:
    I only eat the top

    Muffin tops are lame
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    STAYSEA wrote:
    81 wrote:
    I only eat the top

    Muffin tops are lame

    muffin-top.jpg

    :?: :?: :?:
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  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,407
    i ate a blueberry muffin today. yeah, that's right. i said it. and you know what?? it was fucking delicious.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    all this scone and muffin talk is making me crave home made cheddar bay biscuits...that's right cheddar damn bay fucking biscuits. Red Lobster would be jealous of mine.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mfc2006 wrote:
    i ate a blueberry muffin today. yeah, that's right. i said it. and you know what?? it was fucking delicious.

    Did you pick up your crumbs?
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    i ate a blueberry muffin today. yeah, that's right. i said it. and you know what?? it was fucking delicious.

    Did you pick up your crumbs?
    Can bet you anything this magic muffin didn't create any crumbs whatsoever! :lol:
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    I think I'll go toast up a bagel
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mca47 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    mca...how do you feel about cannolis? They leave a lot of crumbs but are tasty as fuck? :corn:

    Cannolis are fine as long as you don't leave those fn' crumbs for other people to deal with.
    Muffins and cupcakes are not fine under any circumstance.

    Rest well DS!


    :lol:



    I can sleep well now. Thank you
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    mfc2006 wrote:
    i ate a blueberry muffin today. yeah, that's right. i said it. and you know what?? it was fucking delicious.

    HEAR HEAR!!!! :clap:

    And just so all you bungholes know, I clean up every last friggen crumb when I have a muffin. What now?!!!
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  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Posts: 3,635
    Stuffin Muffins :P

    StuffingMuffins_MCU.jpg
    Nice shirt.
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    Stuffin Muffins :P

    StuffingMuffins_MCU.jpg

    :shock:
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    i ate a blueberry muffin today. yeah, that's right. i said it. and you know what?? it was fucking delicious.

    HEAR HEAR!!!! :clap:

    And just so all you bungholes know, I clean up every last friggen crumb when I have a muffin. What now?!!!

    That's nearly impossible

    If there was a crumb, I would find it.
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    peacefrompaul wrote:

    That's nearly impossible

    If there was a crumb, I would find it.

    What are you, the crumb police?? Do you think you don't leave any crumbs with all those damn grilled cheeses you've been eating lately?!? :fp:
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:

    That's nearly impossible

    If there was a crumb, I would find it.

    What are you, the crumb police?? Do you think you don't leave any crumbs with all those damn grilled cheeses you've been eating lately?!? :fp:

    Small and insignificant crumbs fall from the grilled cheese
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:

    That's nearly impossible

    If there was a crumb, I would find it.

    What are you, the crumb police?? Do you think you don't leave any crumbs with all those damn grilled cheeses you've been eating lately?!? :fp:

    Small and insignificant crumbs fall from the grilled cheese

    You're just impossible, you know that?!!!
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  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Posts: 3,635
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    Stuffin Muffins :P

    StuffingMuffins_MCU.jpg

    :shock:

    They are perfect, nothing but crispy edges :thumbup:
    Nice shirt.
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    Stuffin Muffins :P

    StuffingMuffins_MCU.jpg

    :shock:

    They are perfect, nothing but crispy edges :thumbup:

    They look amazing!!!! I love it!!
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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,649
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Muffins are lame...

    They are crumbly... the crumbs get everywhere

    They create sticky fingers...

    The paper is gross... nobody even wants to pick them up...

    They aren't even that tasty for the amount of fat packed into them...

    Who really wants a whole grain muffin?

    One of the funniest thread of the week! :lol:

    But I have to say, my friend, if I had to live on nothing but muffins I would not be unhappy!

    And just to make your day, we're all going to tie you to a chair and chant

    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    brianlux wrote:

    One of the funniest thread of the week! :lol:

    But I have to say, my friend, if I had to live on nothing but muffins I would not be unhappy!

    And just to make your day, we're all going to tie you to a chair and chant

    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!

    :lol::lol::lol:

    :lol::lol::lol: I mean come on now...how can you hate that delicious fresh-baked treat??!!
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    I might as well just eat spoonfuls of cream cheese
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,649
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    I might as well just eat spoonfuls of cream cheese

    Better yet, mouthfuls of cream cheese muffins!


    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!
    Muffins!

    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    i ate a blueberry muffin today. yeah, that's right. i said it. and you know what?? it was fucking delicious.

    HEAR HEAR!!!! :clap:

    And just so all you bungholes know, I clean up every last friggen crumb when I have a muffin. What now?!!!
    I bet I'd find some!
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