Muffins are Lame

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  • Weapons of mass destruction? No, this war has whiskers and muffin crumbs. ooooohh, scary!

    My money's on mca, sorry mamasan.. he's got the element of surprise on his side. He'll see you coming from a million miles away in that tracksuit.
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  • Pity, I have to go now :lol:
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    I have parts that I have to take care of too you know. Just remember that.
    :shock:
    Um....so how are muffins involved with that? :shock:

    Actually, nevermind, I don't want to know! :shock:
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Weapons of mass destruction? No, this war has whiskers and muffin crumbs. ooooohh, scary!

    My money's on mca, sorry mamasan.. he's got the element of surprise on his side. He'll see you coming from a million miles away in that tracksuit.

    :lol::lol: Not in the woods he won't!!! That shit is stealth!
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    I have parts that I have to take care of too you know. Just remember that.
    :shock:
    Um....so how are muffins involved with that? :shock:

    Actually, nevermind, I don't want to know! :shock:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    You're going down!
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    I have parts that I have to take care of too you know. Just remember that.
    :shock:
    Um....so how are muffins involved with that? :shock:

    Actually, nevermind, I don't want to know! :shock:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    You're going down!
    :lol:
  • Mamasan23 wrote:
    Weapons of mass destruction? No, this war has whiskers and muffin crumbs. ooooohh, scary!

    My money's on mca, sorry mamasan.. he's got the element of surprise on his side. He'll see you coming from a million miles away in that tracksuit.

    :lol::lol: Not in the woods he won't!!! That shit is stealth!

    :lol: Stealth!
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    Flight from Vegas to Phoenix tonight...
    Had some work to do...
    Take off...
    Flip the tray table down...
    What did I see?



    Fn muffin crumbs!!!!!!!!!!
    Stuck to the tray table! :x

    How do I know they were fn muffin crumbs?
    Poppy seed suspended in cooked batter!


    Fuck!
  • AnnafalkAnnafalk Posts: 4,004
    mca47 wrote:
    Flight from Vegas to Phoenix tonight...
    Had some work to do...
    Take off...
    Flip the tray table down...
    What did I see?



    Fn muffin crumbs!!!!!!!!!!
    Stuck to the tray table! :x

    How do I know they were fn muffin crumbs?
    Poppy seed suspended in cooked batter!


    Fuck!

    The muffins are coming after you..soon you'll find them in your bed :D
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    Annafalk wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Flight from Vegas to Phoenix tonight...
    Had some work to do...
    Take off...
    Flip the tray table down...
    What did I see?



    Fn muffin crumbs!!!!!!!!!!
    Stuck to the tray table! :x

    How do I know they were fn muffin crumbs?
    Poppy seed suspended in cooked batter!


    Fuck!

    The muffins are coming after you..soon you'll find them in your bed :D
    :lol:
    Food in bed isn't allowed.


    Sorry ladies....


    :lol:
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mca47 wrote:
    Annafalk wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Flight from Vegas to Phoenix tonight...
    Had some work to do...
    Take off...
    Flip the tray table down...
    What did I see?



    Fn muffin crumbs!!!!!!!!!!
    Stuck to the tray table! :x

    How do I know they were fn muffin crumbs?
    Poppy seed suspended in cooked batter!


    Fuck!

    The muffins are coming after you..soon you'll find them in your bed :D
    :lol:
    Food in bed isn't allowed.


    Sorry ladies....


    :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Dude....
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    mca47 wrote:
    Flight from Vegas to Phoenix tonight...
    Had some work to do...
    Take off...
    Flip the tray table down...
    What did I see?

    Fn muffin crumbs!!!!!!!!!!
    Stuck to the tray table! :x

    How do I know they were fn muffin crumbs?
    Poppy seed suspended in cooked batter!

    Fuck!

    Such a muffin-hater :fp: You have no depth!!!
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Flight from Vegas to Phoenix tonight...
    Had some work to do...
    Take off...
    Flip the tray table down...
    What did I see?

    Fn muffin crumbs!!!!!!!!!!
    Stuck to the tray table! :x

    How do I know they were fn muffin crumbs?
    Poppy seed suspended in cooked batter!

    Fuck!

    Such a muffin-hater :fp: You have no depth!!!

    I agree. Sooooooooo 2 dimensional.
  • so muffins aren't code for something else ..... this thread is lame. :roll:
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    so muffins aren't code for something else ..... this thread is lame. :roll:

    They aren't? I thought they were code for "cupcakes".
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    so muffins aren't code for something else ..... this thread is lame. :roll:

    Hear hear!!!!
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  • no sexual undertones - no devolving of the thread - no links to the urban dictionary ..... what is this about?
    Muffins? Biscuits if you are from other places ..... I am borderline outraged. But i am not just going to bitch and not do anything about it .....
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffins

    and here are some highlights for the lazy peeps


    codename for marijuana
    Pothead #1: Dude lets go bake some muffins after school at my house
    Pothead #2: okay
    or
    Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.
    Aww muffins, I forgot her birthday was today!
    or
    A euphemism for the word nothing.
    "Hey what are you up to?"
    "eh, muffins."
    or
    probably MCA's favorite

    muffins are just ugly cupcakes

    man: those muffins were delicious!
    man 2: no they weren't.
    man: yeah, they were.
    man 2: no, they weren't. ugly cupcakes are not delicious.
    man: "falls over dead."
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378

    codename for marijuana
    Pothead #1: Dude lets go bake some muffins after school at my house
    Pothead #2: okay
    or
    Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.
    Aww muffins, I forgot her birthday was today!
    or
    A euphemism for the word nothing.
    "Hey what are you up to?"
    "eh, muffins."
    or
    probably MCA's favorite

    muffins are just ugly cupcakes

    man: those muffins were delicious!
    man 2: no they weren't.
    man: yeah, they were.
    man 2: no, they weren't. ugly cupcakes are not delicious.
    man: "falls over dead."


    Aww...muffins.


    :lol:
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,889
    Is a muffin still a muffin if it's shaped like a little loaf of bread? If so, I ate a muffin yesterday. My first in years. It wasn't good, and crumbs went everywhere.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Is a muffin still a muffin if it's shaped like a little loaf of bread? If so, I ate a muffin yesterday. My first in years. It wasn't good, and crumbs went everywhere.

    No, it has to be muffin shaped.
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,889
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Is a muffin still a muffin if it's shaped like a little loaf of bread? If so, I ate a muffin yesterday. My first in years. It wasn't good, and crumbs went everywhere.

    No, it has to be muffin shaped.
    Oh. Okay, never mind.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Is a muffin still a muffin if it's shaped like a little loaf of bread? If so, I ate a muffin yesterday. My first in years. It wasn't good, and crumbs went everywhere.

    No, it has to be muffin shaped.
    Oh. Okay, never mind.

    Maybe try again tomorrow?
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,889
    PJ_Soul wrote:

    No, it has to be muffin shaped.
    Oh. Okay, never mind.

    Maybe try again tomorrow?
    Perhaps
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Is a muffin still a muffin if it's shaped like a little loaf of bread? If so, I ate a muffin yesterday. My first in years. It wasn't good, and crumbs went everywhere.

    While not a muffin, this is a great glimpse at one.
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,889
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Is a muffin still a muffin if it's shaped like a little loaf of bread? If so, I ate a muffin yesterday. My first in years. It wasn't good, and crumbs went everywhere.

    While not a muffin, this is a great glimpse at one.
    :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    It wasn't good, and crumbs went everywhere.

    Shocker! :shock:


    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    mca47 wrote:
    Annafalk wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Flight from Vegas to Phoenix tonight...
    Had some work to do...
    Take off...
    Flip the tray table down...
    What did I see?



    Fn muffin crumbs!!!!!!!!!!
    Stuck to the tray table! :x

    How do I know they were fn muffin crumbs?
    Poppy seed suspended in cooked batter!


    Fuck!

    The muffins are coming after you..soon you'll find them in your bed :D
    :lol:
    Food in bed isn't allowed.


    Sorry ladies....


    :lol:

    not even alcoholic whipped cream?

    damn you're harsh...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    RKCNDY wrote:

    not even alcoholic whipped cream?

    damn you're harsh...

    Well, it'll have to be in her bed.
    :lol:
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Enjoyed a delish banana nut muffin last night. Sooooo good.
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Enjoyed a delish banana nut muffin last night. Sooooo good.
    BANANA nut muffin?
    How fitting! :lol:


    Did you get BANANA nut crumbs everywhere?
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