Muffins are Lame

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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    RKCNDY wrote:
    how does mca feel about toast? croissants? English muffins? crackers?

    maybe mca eats his meals thru a straw...
    This tread is about muffins and their lameness. Non-lame foods can crumb all they want as long as they are cleaned up afterwards and are not sticky.

    Muffins = lame.
    Muffins = sticky crumbs
    Muffins = muffin eaters feeling its ok to crumb the place up and not clean up after stuffing a lame food product in their face.
    :D
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    Hey man...I could have anywhere from 4 to 20 degenerates at my house on any given Sunday. You think I'm gonna order the good stuff? Hells to the no. They're getting frozen 'za or they can take their lazy bums elsewhere!



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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... n%20crumbs

    Holy crap! Another reason to hate muffin crumbs! :lol:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mca47 wrote:
    This tread is about muffins and their lameness. Non-lame foods can crumb all they want as long as they are cleaned up afterwards and are not sticky.

    Muffins = lame.
    Muffins = sticky crumbs
    Muffins = muffin eaters feeling its ok to crumb the place up and not clean up after stuffing a lame food product in their face.
    :D

    You know what's lame? That this thread is over 10 pages long.
    DS1119 wrote:
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    Like I said, I have degenerate friends. I'm lucky that they bring beer over :fp:
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mca47 wrote:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffin crumbs

    Holy crap! Another reason to hate muffin crumbs! :lol:

    :o:sick::sick::sick:

    Between this, horos' bacon turkey pic, and will's cream cheese stunt, you all have thoroughly grossed me out today!
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mca47 wrote:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffin crumbs

    Holy crap! Another reason to hate muffin crumbs! :lol:


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffin crumbs

    Holy crap! Another reason to hate muffin crumbs! :lol:

    :o:sick::sick::sick:

    Between this, horos' bacon turkey pic, and will's cream cheese stunt, you all have thoroughly grossed me out today!
    What do you want to bet this "term" came from the real thing? Chick eating some muffins....we all know by now that those crumbs get everywhere....
    Later on....
    "Um, hey, did you eat a poppyseed muffin earlier?"
    "Yeah, why?"


    :lol::lol:
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    mca47 wrote:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffin crumbs

    Holy crap! Another reason to hate muffin crumbs! :lol:

    if a girl has hardwood floors, you don't have to worry about that...Mr. Jungle Explorer
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    RKCNDY wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffin crumbs

    Holy crap! Another reason to hate muffin crumbs! :lol:

    if a girl has hardwood floors, you don't have to worry about that...Mr. Jungle Explorer
    :lol:

    Yeah, but you still need to sweep up those muffin crumbs...and yeah, waaaaay easier with hardwood floors! :lol:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffin crumbs

    Holy crap! Another reason to hate muffin crumbs! :lol:

    :o:sick::sick::sick:

    Between this, horos' bacon turkey pic, and will's cream cheese stunt, you all have thoroughly grossed me out today!
    What do you want to bet this "term" came from the real thing? Chick eating some muffins....we all know by now that those crumbs get everywhere....
    Later on....
    "Um, hey, did you eat a poppyseed muffin earlier?"
    "Yeah, why?"


    :lol::lol:


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mca47 wrote:
    What do you want to bet this "term" came from the real thing? Chick eating some muffins....we all know by now that those crumbs get everywhere....
    Later on....
    "Um, hey, did you eat a poppyseed muffin earlier?"
    "Yeah, why?"
    :lol::lol:

    :fp: :fp: :fp:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    if a girl has hardwood floors, you don't have to worry about that...Mr. Jungle Explorer

    Exactly! Are there still men out there that prefer the jungle?? :?
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    What do you want to bet this "term" came from the real thing? Chick eating some muffins....we all know by now that those crumbs get everywhere....
    Later on....
    "Um, hey, did you eat a poppyseed muffin earlier?"
    "Yeah, why?"
    :lol::lol:

    :fp: :fp: :fp:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    if a girl has hardwood floors, you don't have to worry about that...Mr. Jungle Explorer

    Exactly! Are there still men out there that prefer the jungle?? :?
    People are in to all kinds of weird shit...probably.
    A nice slick hardwood floor is the only way to go!! :lol:
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,776
    When I was a little kid, my best friend's mom was super insane about not making crumbs, but then she'd give us crackers and shit in the car to eat and then freak out about the crumbs, so demanded that we suck in the crumbs as we took bites. So I did, and I almost choked to death from inhaling a mouthful of cracker crumbs. Be careful mca. :nono:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,776
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    What do you want to bet this "term" came from the real thing? Chick eating some muffins....we all know by now that those crumbs get everywhere....
    Later on....
    "Um, hey, did you eat a poppyseed muffin earlier?"
    "Yeah, why?"
    :lol::lol:

    :fp: :fp: :fp:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    if a girl has hardwood floors, you don't have to worry about that...Mr. Jungle Explorer

    Exactly! Are there still men out there that prefer the jungle?? :?
    I've met dudes who were bored of the hardwood. Now that everyone has it, they just want a change. I am getting the impression that a lot of men just want something new or different more than anything else.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    When I was a little kid, my best friend's mom was super insane about not making crumbs, but then she'd give us crackers and shit in the car to eat and then freak out about the crumbs, so demanded that we suck in the crumbs as we took bites. So I did, and I almost choked to death from inhaling a mouthful of cracker crumbs. Be careful mca. :nono:

    :lol:
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  • 81
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    mca47 wrote:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffin crumbs

    Holy crap! Another reason to hate muffin crumbs! :lol:

    how the fuck do you get a condom wrapper stuck down there and not notice. :fp:
    81 is now off the air

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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    81 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffin crumbs

    Holy crap! Another reason to hate muffin crumbs! :lol:

    how the fuck do you get a condom wrapper stuck down there and not notice. :fp:
    I guess some forests are thinker than others... :? :lol:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    STOP IT!!!! :sick::sick::sick:

    Will all of this is your fault. :nono:
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Well this thread went to shit. :lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I thought you liked apple fritters!

    That isn't a donut

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