Muffins are Lame

Mamasan23

mca47 wrote:

I bet I'd find some!

That's it. I'm gonna get you and Will together, tie you both up and just crumble muffins all over your heads.

And I'm going to dance around you Reservoir Dogs style!!!

cubBEE_girl

Mamasan23 wrote:

mca47 wrote:

I bet I'd find some!

That's it. I'm gonna get you and Will together, tie you both up and just crumble muffins all over your heads.

And I'm going to dance around you Reservoir Dogs style!!!

Did you know, young Will doesn't like Reservoir Dogs...he thinks it is boring. :fp: :? :fp:

Mamasan23

cubBEE_girl wrote:

Did you know, young Will doesn't like Reservoir Dogs...he thinks it is boring. :fp: :? :fp:

:shock: :shock: First muffins...now Reservoir Dogs??? He's dead to me.

peacefrompaul

cubBEE_girl wrote:

Did you know, young Will doesn't like Reservoir Dogs...he thinks it is boring. :fp: :? :fp:

That was unnecessary!

mydogmookieblaylock

cubBEE_girl wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

mca47 wrote:

I bet I'd find some!

That's it. I'm gonna get you and Will together, tie you both up and just crumble muffins all over your heads.

And I'm going to dance around you Reservoir Dogs style!!!

Did you know, young Will doesn't like Reservoir Dogs...he thinks it is boring. :fp: :? :fp:

thats because he always has to be Mr. Pink

DS1119

mca...powdered donuts?

mca47

DS1119 wrote:

mca...powdered donuts?

Nope. Unacceptable. That powder gets everywhere and there is no stopping it. And because its so fine...you can't see it and it'll spread all over the place without you even knowing it.

Powdered donut on a plate, on a table, eaten with a fork by someone who isn't a slob....ok.

cubBEE_girl

peacefrompaul wrote:

cubBEE_girl wrote:

Did you know, young Will doesn't like Reservoir Dogs...he thinks it is boring. :fp: :? :fp:

That was unnecessary!

:wave:

muffins are a-okay. :thumbup:

powdered donuts...hell no! :nono:

DS1119

mca47 wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

mca...powdered donuts?

Nope. Unacceptable. That powder gets everywhere and there is no stopping it. And because its so fine...you can't see it and it'll spread all over the place without you even knowing it.

Powdered donut on a plate, on a table, eaten with a fork by someone who isn't a slob....ok.

Are you actually Howie Mandel?


Now I do some weird things...ie French fries with a fork...but I would even have to laugh at someone eating a donut with a fork.

Mamasan23

mca47 wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

mca...powdered donuts?

Nope. Unacceptable. That powder gets everywhere and there is no stopping it. And because its so fine...you can't see it and it'll spread all over the place without you even knowing it.

Powdered donut on a plate, on a table, eaten with a fork by someone who isn't a slob....ok.

Wait wait wait...STOP THE PRESSES!!

So in your opinion. Under no circumstances whatsoever is it okay to eat a muffin BUT it is okay for someone to eat a powdered donut as long as it's with a fork on a plate???

:fp: :fp: :fp:

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mca47

Mamasan23 wrote:

Wait wait wait...STOP THE PRESSES!!

So in your opinion. Under no circumstances whatsoever is it okay to eat a muffin BUT it is okay for someone to eat a powdered donut as long as it's with a fork on a plate???

:fp: :fp: :fp:

There is no question....donuts are disgusting and shouldn't be consumed. You know what you're getting with a donut...deep fried dough more often than not eaten by fat, disgusting people. Those people are NOT the type who would sit down at a table and eat a powdered donut with a fork. It would be more acceptable if they did...but they won't. They'll eat them in their car on the way to work, getting donut bits/powder/frosting all over their respective property while working on their next heart attack. The only other place these people eat them are in their cubicles at their dead end job.
Muffin people encompass a larger demographic who feel it is socially acceptable to bring their blob of crumbs everywhere thereby causing a much greater degree of aggravation for the rest of us who would like to live their lives without having to deal with someone's sticky crumbs everywhere we go.

DS1119

mca47 wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

Wait wait wait...STOP THE PRESSES!!

So in your opinion. Under no circumstances whatsoever is it okay to eat a muffin BUT it is okay for someone to eat a powdered donut as long as it's with a fork on a plate???

:fp: :fp: :fp:

There is no question....donuts are disgusting and shouldn't be consumed. You know what you're getting with a donut...deep fried dough more often than not eaten by fat, disgusting people. Those people are NOT the type who would sit down at a table and eat a powdered donut with a fork. It would be more acceptable if they did...but they won't. They'll eat them in their car on the way to work, getting donut bits/powder/frosting all over their respective property while working on their next heart attack. The only other place these people eat them are in their cubicles at their dead end job.
Muffin people encompass a larger demographic who feel it is socially acceptable to bring their blob of crumbs everywhere thereby causing a much greater degree of aggravation for the rest of us who would like to live their lives without having to deal with someone's sticky crumbs everywhere we go.

Is there really anything better than sticky muffin crumbs on the pull out tray of an airplane?

mydogmookieblaylock

mca47 wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

Wait wait wait...STOP THE PRESSES!!

So in your opinion. Under no circumstances whatsoever is it okay to eat a muffin BUT it is okay for someone to eat a powdered donut as long as it's with a fork on a plate???

:fp: :fp: :fp:

There is no question....donuts are disgusting and shouldn't be consumed. You know what you're getting with a donut...deep fried dough more often than not eaten by fat, disgusting people. Those people are NOT the type who would sit down at a table and eat a powdered donut with a fork. It would be more acceptable if they did...but they won't. They'll eat them in their car on the way to work, getting donut bits/powder/frosting all over their respective property while working on their next heart attack. The only other place these people eat them are in their cubicles at their dead end job.
Muffin people encompass a larger demographic who feel it is socially acceptable to bring their blob of crumbs everywhere thereby causing a much greater degree of aggravation for the rest of us who would like to live their lives without having to deal with someone's sticky crumbs everywhere we go.

this

and this

There is no question....donuts are disgusting and shouldn't be consumed.

do not go together. :nono:

Mamasan23

mydogmookieblaylock wrote:

this

and this

There is no question....donuts are disgusting and shouldn't be consumed.

do not go together. :nono:

#fact

For the record, when I do eat a muffin on a plane, I keep the damn thing in the bag so that I don't get crumbs everywhere. In fact, I pride myself in my crumbless muffin journey.

Although I do agree that all donuts are

RKCNDY

mca47 wrote:

There is no question....donuts are disgusting and shouldn't be consumed. You know what you're getting with a donut...deep fried dough more often than not eaten by fat, disgusting people.

says the guy with a pic of a fat disgusting guy as his avatar...is he choking on a donut?

Mamasan23 wrote:

#fact

For the record, when I do eat a muffin on a plane, I keep the damn thing in the bag so that I don't get crumbs everywhere. In fact, I pride myself in my crumbless muffin journey.

Although I do agree that all donuts are

I thought you liked apple fritters!

mca47

this

and this

There is no question....donuts are disgusting and shouldn't be consumed.

do not go together. :nono:[/quote]

I bet you anything Chris Farley was not a muffin eater! Donuts? Probably!

PJ_Soul

Yeah, I hate muffins. Too many fucking crumbs, and what's with the shape?? Hard to eat. The paper is off-putting.

... Blueberry ones are okay I guess.

Mamasan23

RKCNDY wrote:

I thought you liked apple fritters!

I had one from the downstairs deli recently because I forgot my granola bar...and remembered why I don't eat them

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mca47 wrote:

I bet you anything Chris Farley was not a muffin eater! Donuts? Probably!