Drunk stories...

RKCNDY

Cavstarr313 wrote:

voidofman wrote:

Damn, that shouldn't warrant getting you kicked out of the country. Also, you're lucky it wasn't Vancouver in the past few years or you would have been hit with a taser gun, a couple people have died because of that. Really stupid shit.

I got banned until I was 22.. I snuck over when I was 21 (pre 911) for a party in grand bend and was ticketed by a cop on foot for public urination.. I never took care of the ticket or went back since.. I am sure there is a warrant.. for the ticket and for violating my probation.. And it sucks because I could have gone to all of the canada shows last month.. I was so fucking stupid..

:(

does canada have a statute of limitations? could be expired by now...

voidofman

Just don't get caught.

Hell, my dad got kicked out of the US sometime in the 60s and went back so many times until the mid-90s when they said he wasn't allowed in the country. They said he needed to pay for a pardon which would be $500 but he didn't care to so he just stopped going.

CAVSTARR313

RKCNDY wrote:

Cavstarr313 wrote:

voidofman wrote:

Damn, that shouldn't warrant getting you kicked out of the country. Also, you're lucky it wasn't Vancouver in the past few years or you would have been hit with a taser gun, a couple people have died because of that. Really stupid shit.

I got banned until I was 22.. I snuck over when I was 21 (pre 911) for a party in grand bend and was ticketed by a cop on foot for public urination.. I never took care of the ticket or went back since.. I am sure there is a warrant.. for the ticket and for violating my probation.. And it sucks because I could have gone to all of the canada shows last month.. I was so fucking stupid..

:(

does canada have a statute of limitations? could be expired by now...

I looked.. they do not.. I need to turn myself in at one point when I have cash and nothing to do that couple of business days..

RKCNDY

Cavstarr313 wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

:(

does canada have a statute of limitations? could be expired by now...

I looked.. they do not.. I need to turn myself in at one point when I have cash and nothing to do that couple of business days..

well hurry up! there waz/iz trouble to be had in Canada!

pineapplesandwaves.

Cavstarr313 wrote:

Ok.. I will give you the Canananananada story..

Oh to be young...

CRAZY!!

norm

Cavstarr313 wrote:

he brought me pants..

he may have been pissed, but he knew...he understood

voidofman

RKCNDY wrote:

well hurry up! there waz/iz trouble to be had in Canada!

He probably would have kicked that rude dude in Edmonton's ass for you.

pineapplesandwaves.

norm wrote:

frankly, i'm surprised some of you are still alive!

I often wonder that myself.

voidofman

pineapplesandwaves. wrote:

That scared me straight for a little while.

My dad said he woke up one time at his buddies place, buddy asked him if he remembered last night, dad said no. Buddy said that he came over wanting his gun because he was going to shoot a guy that punched him out at the bar. My dad stopped drinking after that, I think he was in his 30's. I've never seen him drink and he just turned 74 2 days ago.

RKCNDY

voidofman wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

well hurry up! there waz/iz trouble to be had in Canada!

He probably would have kicked that rude dude in Edmonton's ass for you.

that would have been so fun to watch!

pineapplesandwaves.

voidofman wrote:

pineapplesandwaves. wrote:

That scared me straight for a little while.

My dad said he woke up one time at his buddies place, buddy asked him if he remembered last night, dad said no. Buddy said that he came over wanting his gun because he was going to shoot a guy that punched him out at the bar. My dad stopped drinking after that, I think he was in his 30's. I've never seen him drink and he just turned 74 2 days ago.

Now, that's scary. Good for your dad!

Leezestarr313

Cavstarr313 wrote:

I got banned until I was 22.. I snuck over when I was 21 (pre 911) for a party in grand bend and was ticketed by a cop on foot for public urination.. I never took care of the ticket or went back since.. I am sure there is a warrant.. for the ticket and for violating my probation.. And it sucks because I could have gone to all of the canada shows last month.. I was so fucking stupid..

You really should take care of that. You are older and wiser now The border is so fucking close you can even see Cananananda! You're missing out on a lot of good stuff, not only PJ shows ...

RYEzupSF

BEST FUCKING FELICE BROTHERS SHOW EVER!!

JonnyPistachio

Cavstarr313 wrote:

Ok.. I will give you the Canananananada story..

I live in Detroit. The drinking age in cananada is 19. once I turned 19, me and my friends would always cross the boarder to Windsor and go to the bars. One drunken night, we were leaving a nude joint called Cheetah's and walking along, I "accidentally" kicked over a business's street sign. Two cops on foot saw me do it and confronted me. "You fucking Americans come over here and destroy our property eh?" the one said. They asked for my ID and quickly told me I was under arrest for mischief... Yes, there is actually a crime in Cananada called "mischief".. I panicked.. The one cop was still holding my ID out in front of him. I thought to myself that I could snatch my ID and run away. I quickly put this shitty plan into action.. I lunged for my ID and completely missed. The cops thought I was swinging and the other cop punched me in the face. My nose exploded with blood and I hunched over. They both proceeded to try and wrestle me to the ground and I started hitting the cop that hit me with uppers.. I believe I got at least two good ones in.. The fucking pummeled me.. Finally handcuffed and on the ground, lying in a pool of my own blood, the cops started to panic a bit.. They thought that they had cracked my skull on the take-down and immediately called for an ambulance in a frenzy.. They discussed "what happened" as I lied there.. Silent, drunk, and pissed I would not tell them that it was just a bloody nose. They cut all my clothes off me in the ambulance and after a few hours in the hospital I was immediately arrested upon my discharge.. The cop I hit handcuffed me (in an ass-less hospital gown) put me in his car and we headed to jail. He kept slamming on his brakes at the traffic lights so I would smack my head off of the partition so I just laid on the floor. This really pissed him off for some reason and he got very rough with me upon pulling me out of the car at the jail.. So there I was. In windsor jail, in a hospital gown, with dried up blood all matted in my hair, charged with mischief and assaulting a police officer, and waiting for my dad to come bail me out.. That was a great car ride home.. he brought me pants..

Oh to be young...

Woah, thats rough. My Dad would've absolutely killed me dead to death.

Mamasan23

DS1119 wrote:

I got so piss drunk in Scottsdale Arizona that when I got back to my hotel room I not only took a full on shower in my clothes but I then when to bed in the soaking wet clothes.

This reminded me of a time I was in Anaheim on business. I've got a group of colleagues from Minnesota that I always party with any time we're traveling...their drinking abilities are insanely impressive. So the last night we're in town we went to downtown Disney after the show and started drinking heavily. Everything closed there early, like around 11 or so, so we walked back to our hotel to continue in the lobby. Things are a little fuzzy after that point, but I do remember dancing on tables and singing very loudly...somehow I didn't get kicked out. At bartime we stumbled outside and called a cab...when we got in the cab we told him we needed to go to the Hyatt...and the cabbie said "You're in front of the Hyatt right now."

:oops:

DS1119

Mamasan23 wrote:

when we got in the cab we told him we needed to go to the Hyatt...and the cabbie said "You're in front of the Hyatt right now."

:oops:

oona left

It's not really a "story," but I once get cut off at Wrigley.

At Wrigley! No one gets cut off there!

Needless to say, I was livid.

RYEzupSF

DS1119 wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

when we got in the cab we told him we needed to go to the Hyatt...and the cabbie said "You're in front of the Hyatt right now."

:oops:

Good one.

pineapplesandwaves.

oona left wrote:

It's not really a "story," but I once get cut off at Wrigley.

At Wrigley! No one gets cut off there!

Needless to say, I was livid.

I once got cut off at our campus bar and they put a black "X" on each hand. I went to the washroom and three girls asked me why I got cut off. When I told them, they said, "Oh, those assholes are always picking on the first years. We'll fix that." They literally grabbed my hands, soaped them up, and started scrubbing the X's off. We returned to the bar, they bought me a drink, and then I went to look for my friends. I was spotted by one of the bouncers with the drink and he approached me. I protested, telling him I was assaulted and bathed by three strangers in the washroom and then forced to drink, but he wasn't buying it and I was kicked out.

pineapplesandwaves.

Mamasan23 wrote:

At bartime we stumbled outside and called a cab...when we got in the cab we told him we needed to go to the Hyatt...and the cabbie said "You're in front of the Hyatt right now."

:oops:

Classic.