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dcfaithful

DS1119 wrote:

81 wrote:

what if you abondon beer at a tailgate....

Hmm...interesting question. It's kind of a ratfuck move to abandon it and it's a kind of a ratfuck move to take it. We may need an official ruling from the judges.

I gave away my remaining beers because I certainly wasn't going to drink it all to myself, and I had to fly out next morning... so instead of wasting it, I gave it to the closest party on day #2. They seemed reluctant to take it.

It's free beer people. :?

voidofman

DS1119 wrote:

81 wrote:

what if you abondon beer at a tailgate....

Hmm...interesting question. It's kind of a ratfuck move to abandon it and it's a kind of a ratfuck move to take it. We may need an official ruling from the judges.

Abandoning beer means you are pretty much already drunk and don't need any more. And probably won't even remember you left it later on. Taking left beer is okay. No ratfuckery going on here.

81

dcfaithful wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

81 wrote:

what if you abondon beer at a tailgate....

Hmm...interesting question. It's kind of a ratfuck move to abandon it and it's a kind of a ratfuck move to take it. We may need an official ruling from the judges.

I gave away my remaining beers because I certainly wasn't going to drink it all to myself, and I had to fly out next morning... so instead of wasting it, I gave it to the closest party on day #2. They seemed reluctant to take it.

It's free beer people. :?

they were rat fucks for not taking it... unless it was keystone light, in which case, you are a rat fuck for offering it.

DS1119

dcfaithful wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

81 wrote:

what if you abondon beer at a tailgate....

Hmm...interesting question. It's kind of a ratfuck move to abandon it and it's a kind of a ratfuck move to take it. We may need an official ruling from the judges.

I gave away my remaining beers because I certainly wasn't going to drink it all to myself, and I had to fly out next morning... so instead of wasting it, I gave it to the closest party on day #2. They seemed reluctant to take it.

It's free beer people. :?

That's pretty funny. We had the same situation on both days. We cooked way too much food and anyone that was walking by we kept asking do you want a burger, hot dog, brat, whatevr? People were looking at me like I had a dick growing out of my forehead.

voidofman

Who wants to drink a Rat Fuck?

1 package Kool-Aid® Cherry mix
1 fifth Captain Morgan® Parrot Bay coconut rum
1 fifth Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum
1 fifth Tanqueray® gin
1 fifth vodka
1 cup sugar
water

Add the kool-aid mix to a punch bowl and add one cup of sugar. Add vodka, coconut rum, spiced rum, and gin. Fill remainder of punch bowl with water, and stir. Add more sugar if desired, and serve into mugs, punch cups or old-fashioned glasses.

Whoever made this recipe is a rat fuck for not saying how much water to add.

81

voidofman wrote:

Who wants to drink a Rat Fuck?

1 package Kool-Aid® Cherry mix
1 fifth Captain Morgan® Parrot Bay coconut rum
1 fifth Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum
1 fifth Tanqueray® gin
1 fifth vodka
1 cup sugar
water

Add the kool-aid mix to a punch bowl and add one cup of sugar. Add vodka, coconut rum, spiced rum, and gin. Fill remainder of punch bowl with water, and stir. Add more sugar if desired, and serve into mugs, punch cups or old-fashioned glasses.

Whoever made this recipe is a rat fuck for not saying how much water to add.

i believe that is called a hairy buffalo...

anyways, in this case, it said to "fill remainder of punch bowl with water", so water in this case is a varianble...thus you are a rat fuck for not paying attention to the directions... :P

Mamasan23

voidofman wrote:

No ratfuckery going on here.

BAHHAHAHAH!! This is the funniest thing I've seen all day!

mickeyrat

Umm, aren't these guys ratfuck Dbags?

DS1119

Pretty much everyone that works at traffic court are rat fucks.

mickeyrat

dcfaithful wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

81 wrote:

what if you abondon beer at a tailgate....

Hmm...interesting question. It's kind of a ratfuck move to abandon it and it's a kind of a ratfuck move to take it. We may need an official ruling from the judges.

I gave away my remaining beers because I certainly wasn't going to drink it all to myself, and I had to fly out next morning... so instead of wasting it, I gave it to the closest party on day #2. They seemed reluctant to take it.

It's free beer people. :?

As your resident Rat , I feel I'm qualified to render a ruling here. Abandoning beer is NOT a ratfuck move, its a DUMBASS move.. Nor is it a ratfuck move to take abandoned beer, provided you know who left it and are sure they are gone. THIS is called a SMART move, FREE BEER!!!!!!. Now to just up and TAKE beer IS a ratfuck move.

Wobbie

81 wrote:

they were rat fucks for not taking it... unless it was keystone light, in which case, you are a rat fuck for offering it.

81

mickeyrat wrote:

As your resident Rat , I feel I'm qualified to render a ruling here. Abandoning beer is NOT a ratfuck move, its a DUMBASS move.. Nor is it a ratfuck move to take abandoned beer, provided you know who left it and are sure they are gone. THIS is called a SMART move, FREE BEER!!!!!!. Now to just up and TAKE beer IS a ratfuck move.

81

imalive wrote:

81 wrote:

they were rat fucks for not taking it... unless it was keystone light, in which case, you are a rat fuck for offering it.

close...

Green Circle

mickeyrat wrote:

Umm, aren't these guys ratfuck Dbags?

Ratfuck Dbags....that term puts things in a whole other echelon of descriptions!

and yes all three guys, INCLUDING the girl...Ratfuck Dbags indeed!

DS1119

People who keep calling your cell phone from a number I don't recognize and they won't leave a message. If I don't know who's calling based on the number I'm not picking up rat fuck.

conman

DS1119 wrote:

People who keep calling your cell phone from a number I don't recognize and they won't leave a message. If I don't know who's calling based on the number I'm not picking up rat fuck.

that drives me crazy!

voidofman

conman wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

People who keep calling your cell phone from a number I don't recognize and they won't leave a message. If I don't know who's calling based on the number I'm not picking up rat fuck.

that drives me crazy!

I was joking with RKCNDY and 81 yesterday about exchanging numbers / my wife calling me before she had my number, then got calls from unknown numbers in Chicago and Washington state.

I finally picked up on a 4th unknown number and found out it was a health care provider trying to sell me insurance because I wanted a quote through email. :roll: I was polite, gave him some info, he then said he was going to transfer me to an agent or whatever and oops, my call dropped! Bad service area. :geek:

conman

voidofman wrote:

conman wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

People who keep calling your cell phone from a number I don't recognize and they won't leave a message. If I don't know who's calling based on the number I'm not picking up rat fuck.

that drives me crazy!

I was joking with RKCNDY and 81 yesterday about exchanging numbers / my wife calling me before she had my number, then got calls from unknown numbers in Chicago and Washington state.

I finally picked up on a 4th unknown number and found out it was a health care provider trying to sell me insurance because I wanted a quote through email. :roll: I was polite, gave him some info, he then said he was going to transfer me to an agent or whatever and oops, my call dropped! Bad service area. :geek:

haha nice, i;m not even polite when people try to sell me something over the phone. i just hang up. :twisted:

81

conman wrote:

haha nice, i;m not even polite when people try to sell me something over the phone. i just hang up. :twisted:

i ask them if they realize my number is on the do not call list....that shuts them up really quick. if they call again, i tell them i'm going to report them to the do not call list people.

MAS

Question: What, If anything, is the difference between a rat fuck or a rat bastard????