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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    If my buddy has been saving up for weeks to buy new rims for his Yukon, and you sell him a set knowing damn well one was bent... You are a craigslist rat fuck
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,305
    if you're scalping a 7.50 movie ticket for 35 dollars you are a major defining ratfuck.


    true story. Dude last night at sold out second showing of PJ20 was doing this!!!
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    mickeyrat wrote:
    if you're scalping a 7.50 movie ticket for 35 dollars you are a major defining ratfuck.


    true story. Dude last night at sold out second showing of PJ20 was doing this!!!

    I hope no one paid for it. That's fucking ridiculous. Fuck scalpers.
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,305
    dcfaithful wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    if you're scalping a 7.50 movie ticket for 35 dollars you are a major defining ratfuck.


    true story. Dude last night at sold out second showing of PJ20 was doing this!!!

    I hope no one paid for it. That's fucking ridiculous. Fuck scalpers.
    we all just laughed.

    I think this rises to the level ratdouchebagfuckery.
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Weathermen in general are rat fucks.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mickeyrat wrote:
    if you're scalping a 7.50 movie ticket for 35 dollars you are a major defining ratfuck.


    true story. Dude last night at sold out second showing of PJ20 was doing this!!!

    there was a whole block of them for one of the chicag showings on stub hub or a stub hub like sight...for 40 bucks.
    81 is now off the air

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    if you steal shit out of a closed office drawer...you might be a rat fuck
    81 is now off the air

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    if you steal shit out of a closed office drawer...you might be a rat fuck


    Note to self...stop taking things out of co-workers desk drawers. Got it.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    DS1119 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    if you steal shit out of a closed office drawer...you might be a rat fuck


    Note to self...stop taking things out of co-workers desk drawers. Got it.
    I thought is was you.. :lol:

    who am I kidding, I have no desk..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People who pick up there mail at 3:00 in the afternoon are rat fucks.
  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    I used to breed Rats. The female can get pregnant a few hours after she gives birth. Rats Fuck a lot. mice fuck more, I counted one Mouse Mom's litter... she had 32 healthy baby mice (32 healthy snake meals :roll: )


    I like the "Ass-clown" from Bad Santa? why did he call him an ass clown? what is an ass clown?
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People who are in front of you that are doing their makup in the rear view mirror at a red light and miss when it turns green who flip you off when you honk your horn...are rat fucks! Happened this morning you filthy rat fuck!
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    STAYSEA wrote:
    I used to breed Rats. The female can get pregnant a few hours after she gives birth. Rats Fuck a lot. mice fuck more, I counted one Mouse Mom's litter... she had 32 healthy baby mice (32 healthy snake meals :roll: )


    I like the "Ass-clown" from Bad Santa? why did he call him an ass clown? what is an ass clown?

    New thread: "What is, and how do you know if you are an ass clown?"
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who are in front of you that are doing their makup in the rear view mirror at a red light and miss when it turns green who flip you off when you honk your horn...are rat fucks! Happened this morning you filthy rat fuck!

    :lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People who mow their lawn when I'm trying to watch the Yankee's game on tv are rat fucks.
  • faceintheclouds
    faceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    you send someone a website about fucking ski boots when they are looking for bootlegs. pure ratfuckery. 8-)
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • number1PJfan
    number1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    You are going in a door, someone is coming out- you reach and open the door to go through and the other person just bulldozes on through like you are the fucking doorman, without so much as a nod of acknowledgement. That makes my blood f'ing boil.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    you send someone a website about fucking ski boots when they are looking for bootlegs. pure ratfuckery. 8-)


    :lol:

    you rock! :thumbup:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    number1PJfan wrote:
    You are going in a door, someone is coming out- you reach and open the door to go through and the other person just bulldozes on through like you are the fucking doorman, without so much as a nod of acknowledgement. That makes my blood f'ing boil.


    Oh...I hate that. Just a fucking thank you rat fuck.
  • EmBleve
    EmBleve Posts: 3,019
    Hypocrites and people who think they are better than other people are rat f's! :x

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