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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    RKCNDY wrote:
    these people are ratfucks...

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/l ... cation=rss

    Definite ratfuckery.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    ogey38 wrote:
    Ok, this happened ot me. Two weeks ago, I fell off of a curb in the parking lot at work - I know, really graceful! I couldn't stand back up - found out later that I broke my foot in the fall. Several people passed by, wouldn't make eye contact, and didn't even stop to see if they could help. Those people are RF's.

    Ratfucks! My brother had the same thing happen to him. When he told me what happened to his foot, I lauged pretty hard. :oops:

    I would've definitely helped you... but am I a ratfuck for laughing at the situation? :?
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    dcfaithful wrote:
    ogey38 wrote:
    Ok, this happened ot me. Two weeks ago, I fell off of a curb in the parking lot at work - I know, really graceful! I couldn't stand back up - found out later that I broke my foot in the fall. Several people passed by, wouldn't make eye contact, and didn't even stop to see if they could help. Those people are RF's.

    Ratfucks! My brother had the same thing happen to him. When he told me what happened to his foot, I lauged pretty hard. :oops:

    I would've definitely helped you... but am I a ratfuck for laughing at the situation? :?

    only if you were actually there and pointing and laughing... ;)
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    RKCNDY wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    ogey38 wrote:
    Ok, this happened ot me. Two weeks ago, I fell off of a curb in the parking lot at work - I know, really graceful! I couldn't stand back up - found out later that I broke my foot in the fall. Several people passed by, wouldn't make eye contact, and didn't even stop to see if they could help. Those people are RF's.

    Ratfucks! My brother had the same thing happen to him. When he told me what happened to his foot, I lauged pretty hard. :oops:

    I would've definitely helped you... but am I a ratfuck for laughing at the situation? :?

    only if you were actually there and pointing and laughing... ;)

    Okay, I'd make sure I treated it as one of those "this will be funny later" moments. :lol:
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I'm proud of this thread. Thanks for the inclusions, ratfucks.
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 42,235
    You are a ratfuck if you create a thread about how to tell IF you are a ....... :mrgreen:
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mickeyrat wrote:
    You are a ratfuck if you create a thread about how to tell IF you are a ....... :mrgreen:


    Class A ratfuck.


    :lol::lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    If you are at a bar and you hear someone order this drink...you instantly know they are a raftfuck.

    http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink8096.html
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    You are a ratfuck if you create a thread about how to tell IF you are a ....... :mrgreen:


    Class A ratfuck.


    :lol::lol:

    Ratfucks. :lol:
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    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    DS1119 wrote:
    If you are at a bar and you hear someone order this drink...you instantly know they are a raftfuck.

    http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink8096.html

    if someone ordered that at a bar, they'd be a drunk ass rat fuck!!!
    but it sounds really good
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,674
    David Stern is a ratfuck.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,674
    The Saboteur is a ratfuck. :shock:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
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  • CareyCarey Posts: 2,361
    Okay so the RF in my life skipped out on his daughter's preschool holiday program last week --to stay home with his new live-in girlfriend and hang out by the fireplace at 10:30 on a Thursday morning. The preschool is 5 minutes from his house.

    A No-show for Jingle Bells = RF
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    imalive wrote:
    The Saboteur is a ratfuck. :shock:


    :lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Carey wrote:
    Okay so the RF in my life skipped out on his daughter's preschool holiday program last week --to stay home with his new live-in girlfriend and hang out by the fireplace at 10:30 on a Thursday morning. The preschool is 5 minutes from his house.

    A No-show for Jingle Bells = RF


    That's just not cool. :thumbdown:

    Not being there for your kids especially at this time of year is a RF move.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    If you consciously and constantly trying to get free products or services by lying or being deceptive.. RF is too nice of a label..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • CareyCarey Posts: 2,361
    DS1119 wrote:
    Carey wrote:
    Okay so the RF in my life skipped out on his daughter's preschool holiday program last week --to stay home with his new live-in girlfriend and hang out by the fireplace at 10:30 on a Thursday morning. The preschool is 5 minutes from his house.

    A No-show for Jingle Bells = RF


    That's just not cool. :thumbdown:

    Not being there for your kids especially at this time of year is a RF move.

    Yes I would like to beat him in the face for this. But then I would be the RF, and I don't want to go there!
    or do I..... :? :(
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    that "friend" who offers to leave the tip for the relatively nice meal you just treated him to and then can only manage to leave a dollar and a few pennies for the excellent waitress so that you have to go and leave the tip anyway....why even offer? is on top of my list
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Carey wrote:
    Yes I would like to beat him in the face for this. But then I would be the RF, and I don't want to go there!
    or do I..... :? :(


    It's done. Just mentally put it in the RF file and remember it down the road if he needs a favor or something. My best friend divorced his wife two years ago because of her infidelity and he does her no favors. Anything that doesn't involve their kids he just doesn't care about it and offers/gives no support.
  • photogirllizphotogirlliz Posts: 2,491
    Carey wrote:
    Okay so the RF in my life skipped out on his daughter's preschool holiday program last week --to stay home with his new live-in girlfriend and hang out by the fireplace at 10:30 on a Thursday morning. The preschool is 5 minutes from his house.

    A No-show for Jingle Bells = RF

    Maybe the RF in your life and the RF in my life should meet. I'm sure they'd be best friends given their shared interest in RFery.
    "I am myself...like you, somehow."
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    Carey wrote:
    Yes I would like to beat him in the face for this. But then I would be the RF, and I don't want to go there!
    or do I..... :? :(
    im right about this one too..and you know it..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL3BlQca-d8
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  • of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    photogirlliz wrote:
    Carey wrote:
    Okay so the RF in my life skipped out on his daughter's preschool holiday program last week --to stay home with his new live-in girlfriend and hang out by the fireplace at 10:30 on a Thursday morning. The preschool is 5 minutes from his house.

    A No-show for Jingle Bells = RF

    Maybe the RF in your life and the RF in my life should meet. I'm sure they'd be best friends given their shared interest in RFery.

    my RF, your RF, and Carey's RF...must be in the RFery business. RF this time of year is for the birds.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,674
    StillHere wrote:
    that "friend" who offers to leave the tip for the relatively nice meal you just treated him to and then can only manage to leave a dollar and a few pennies for the excellent waitress so that you have to go and leave the tip anyway....why even offer? is on top of my list
    crappy tippers, in general, are ratfucks.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Vancouver 11
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    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    sheila0225 wrote:
    photogirlliz wrote:
    Carey wrote:
    Okay so the RF in my life skipped out on his daughter's preschool holiday program last week --to stay home with his new live-in girlfriend and hang out by the fireplace at 10:30 on a Thursday morning. The preschool is 5 minutes from his house.

    A No-show for Jingle Bells = RF

    Maybe the RF in your life and the RF in my life should meet. I'm sure they'd be best friends given their shared interest in RFery.

    my RF, your RF, and Carey's RF...must be in the RFery business. RF this time of year is for the birds.
    i know atleast 2 of 3 of you and i know you are smart women..leave those RF in their shitholes and start dealing with the GF already... 8-)
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    if you are consistently late, constantly changing schedules at the last minute, totally unreliable to the point where your kids can't depend on you and then you blame them for not respecting you and then you tell me I need to teach them to respect you well then you just might be a RF
  • of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    if you are consistently late, constantly changing schedules at the last minute, totally unreliable to the point where your kids can't depend on you and then you blame them for not respecting you and then you tell me I need to teach them to respect you well then you just might be a RF

    Total RF!!
  • photogirllizphotogirlliz Posts: 2,491
    Carey wrote:
    Yes I would like to beat him in the face for this. But then I would be the RF, and I don't want to go there!
    or do I..... :? :(
    Oh, I'm sure you WANT to...but WILL you? Those are entirely different questions. I want to beat my RF ex in the face almost daily, but I don't. I guess there's this thing called a "high road" and, from what I've seen, only one person (me) in the former relationship takes it. It gets really old...
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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,456
    To the person who is in such a hurry that they just can't wait 'til one more car (yours) passes by and just HAS to pull out in front of you...and then proceed to go 5-10 mph UNDER the speed limit... you, sir, are a RF.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    HesCalledDyer wrote:
    To the person who is in such a hurry that they just can't wait 'til one more car (yours) passes by and just HAS to pull out in front of you...and then proceed to go 5-10 mph UNDER the speed limit... you, sir, are a RF.


    Oh I HATE that shit!!!! :x
  • photogirllizphotogirlliz Posts: 2,491
    If you see I'm waiting for a parking spot (with my blinker on, no less) and when the person pulls out, you hit the gas and pull into the spot before I do...then you are most definitely a RF :x
    "I am myself...like you, somehow."
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