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Cavstarr313 wrote:dcfaithful wrote:Cavstarr313 wrote:If someone comes to work everyday with the intention to help you, to better your quality of life and your crack-head ass steals her cellphone off her desk when she is not looking.. You are a low down, dirty rat fuck..
References to RYZe?
"Need sexual assistance, will pay with crack. Bring leather and chain."
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DS1119 wrote:Poeple that litter the roadways are rat fucks.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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dcfaithful wrote:Cavstarr313 wrote:dcfaithful wrote:References to RYZe?
"Need sexual assistance, will pay with crack. Bring leather and chain."
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you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
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mickeyrat wrote:YOU are the phone thieving crackhead ratfuck?
All I know is that if I got that text message... I'd be ready to ditch the phone ASAP.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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dcfaithful wrote:mickeyrat wrote:YOU are the phone thieving crackhead ratfuck?
All I know is that if I got that text message... I'd be ready to ditch the phone ASAP.
"don't forget the 'other stuff' too..."The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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RKCNDY wrote:dcfaithful wrote:mickeyrat wrote:YOU are the phone thieving crackhead ratfuck?
All I know is that if I got that text message... I'd be ready to ditch the phone ASAP.
"don't forget the 'other stuff' too..."
You mean this stuff?7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
dcfaithful wrote:
bacon lube? that just reminds me of a picture I can't post here...(has to do with riding mopeds...)The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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RKCNDY wrote:
bacon lube? that just reminds me of a picture I can't post here...(has to do with riding mopeds...)
The gross thing is that I'm sure there are some people out there that would love to try this.
I like bacon as much as any other person... but bacon lube? Why not just take the dried up grease from the pan and apply that?
Okay... really going to vomit now.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
...and the moped thing, I'm equally scared/curious.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
RKCNDY wrote:dcfaithful wrote:
bacon lube? that just reminds me of a picture I can't post here...(has to do with riding mopeds...)_____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '140 -
rat fuck roommates who leave for the weekend and don't leave any dog food for their 3 dogs or cat food for the cat...... now i have to go buy these fuckers food so they don't die on me :x0
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dcfaithful wrote:RKCNDY wrote:
bacon lube? that just reminds me of a picture I can't post here...(has to do with riding mopeds...)
The gross thing is that I'm sure there are some people out there that would love to try this.
I like bacon as much as any other person... but bacon lube? Why not just take the dried up grease from the pan and apply that?
Okay... really going to vomit now.
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dcfaithful wrote:Cavstarr313 wrote:dcfaithful wrote:References to RYZe?
"Need sexual assistance, will pay with crack. Bring leather and chain."
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Thank you!! But DC, please leave that off! I have pictures on that phone, and most of the crackheads in the city know me as I have gotten them out of jail at one point or another. I REALLY don't need them getting the wrong idea. Although, it may get a quicker response. This is SF afterall. People are into that kind of thing. hmm...
I love that you all are texting. Have fun! If you try calling, you may get an answer. Those conversations are ALWAYS fun.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/100 -
RKCNDY wrote:should we text with a bunch of weird texts?
"hey meet me on the warf...good times to be had"
"wanna hook up? got the good shit"
Hey Rat Fuck, let's meet at Alcatraz. I'll give you a real nice tour. Real nice.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
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conman wrote:rat fuck roommates who leave for the weekend and don't leave any dog food for their 3 dogs or cat food for the cat...... now i have to go buy these fuckers food so they don't die on me :x
when you're at the store, buy a can off pumpkin (the regular canned kind) and right before the roomies come home...feed all the pets a good hunk of the pumpkin...(don't worry, they'll love to eat it)
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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RKCNDY wrote:conman wrote:rat fuck roommates who leave for the weekend and don't leave any dog food for their 3 dogs or cat food for the cat...... now i have to go buy these fuckers food so they don't die on me :x
when you're at the store, buy a can off pumpkin (the regular canned kind) and right before the roomies come home...feed all the pets a good hunk of the pumpkin...(don't worry, they'll love to eat it)
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conman wrote:RKCNDY wrote:conman wrote:rat fuck roommates who leave for the weekend and don't leave any dog food for their 3 dogs or cat food for the cat...... now i have to go buy these fuckers food so they don't die on me :x
when you're at the store, buy a can off pumpkin (the regular canned kind) and right before the roomies come home...feed all the pets a good hunk of the pumpkin...(don't worry, they'll love to eat it)
pumpkin has lots of fiber in it....The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
- Christopher McCandless0
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