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dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
edited May 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Rat fuck.

This term has been thrown around a lot lately and it is giving me great laughter and personal hilarity.

I think it's about time we establish some criteria on how/how not to distinguish a "rat fuck"

Anybody have any contributions?

You are a rat fuck if ...

1. You spend 10-15 minutes looking for a close parkign spot because you're too stupid to realize that in that time you could've parked and reached your destination... with time to spare even.... taken from Thoughts_Arrive's thread.
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  • dugangsxrdugangsxr Posts: 686
    If your doing the speed limit in the fast lane- get the fuck over!!
    Paul D.
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,690
    you are a smoker and throw your cigarette butts anywhere and everywhere
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    You're in the security line at the airport and you wait until the absolute last minute to take off your shoes, empty your pockets, and get your laptop out of its bag. Clearly you a) haven't flown in over 10 years or b) you're a rat fuck.
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  • Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,876
    You wait until the light turns green to put on your left turn sigal and fuck the people behind you who could have gone around you had put your signal on earlier!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People who scalp tickets are rat fucks.
  • appieappie Posts: 1,441
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who scalp tickets are rat fucks.

    +1 on that opinion...With a capital R & F...
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    You're in the security line at the airport and you wait until the absolute last minute to take off your shoes, empty your pockets, and get your laptop out of its bag. Clearly you a) haven't flown in over 10 years or b) you're a rat fuck.

    Excellent! That is a great addition!
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Indifference71 wrote:
    You wait until the light turns green to put on your left turn sigal and fuck the people behind you who could have gone around you had put your signal on earlier!

    I'm sometimes guilty of this on accident. It certainly isn't intentional.
    I guess I'm like what, 5% rat fuck?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    appie wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who scalp tickets are rat fucks.

    +1 on that opinion...With a capital R & F...

    and an emphasis on the "fuck"
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    If you drink someone's beer without asking, you are definitely a rat fuck.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • curlycurly Posts: 704
    this thread is absolutely hilariuos!!! i hope it keeps going...when people fuck up and are stupid as fuck...why shouldn't we be able to poke fun!!..its all good!!! :lol: ...when i fuck up, i actually enjoy someone else getting to make fun of my dumbass..they have the right to...lifes short..enjoy it...i know i am... :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    curly wrote:
    this thread is absolutely hilariuos!!! i hope it keeps going...when people fuck up and are stupid as fuck...why shouldn't we be able to poke fun!!..its all good!!! :lol: ...when i fuck up, i actually enjoy someone else getting to make fun of my dumbass..they have the right to...lifes short..enjoy it...i know i am... :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

    Great attitude. I often make fun of myself and encourage others to make fun of me when I fuck up too.

    Fuckin' rat fucks.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    dcfaithful wrote:
    If you drink someone's beer without asking, you are definitely a rat fuck.

    I do believe that with this statement you have created varying degrees of rat fuck. This one would be at the very top of the rat fuck tier.

    *Edit - Unless it's a crappy beer like High Life or Coors, in which case that person has done you a favor.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    edited August 2011
    curly wrote:
    this thread is absolutely hilariuos!!! i hope it keeps going...when people fuck up and are stupid as fuck...why shouldn't we be able to poke fun!!..its all good!!! :lol: ...when i fuck up, i actually enjoy someone else getting to make fun of my dumbass..they have the right to...lifes short..enjoy it...i know i am... :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


    That's the spirit you rat fuck! :lol:;) :P
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People who suddenly stop in a doorway, elevator entrance, middle of an aisle, etc. to check their watch, cellphone, whatever without seeing if someone is walking behind them are rat fucks.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Great thread DC!

    You are at a concert or game and in your enthusiasm knock over someone else's drink and you don't A) help to clean up and/or B) offer to replace drink. ...you are a Rat Fuck Bastard if you notice you have knocked the drink and then walk/run away.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People who use the last piece of paper in the copier and don't refill it are rat fucks.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    If you drink someone's beer without asking, you are definitely a rat fuck.

    I do believe that with this statement you have created varying degrees of rat fuck. This one would be at the very top of the rat fuck tier.

    *Edit - Unless it's a crappy beer like High Life or Coors, in which case that person has done you a favor.
    If you buy High Life, you're a rat fuck automatically.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who suddenly stop in a doorway, elevator entrance, middle of an aisle, etc. to check their watch, cellphone, whatever without seeing if someone is walking behind them are rat fucks.

    Again, top tier of rat-fuckery.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who use the last piece of paper in the copier and don't refill it are rat fucks.
    This just happened to you, didn't it? :lol:

    But yes, definitely a rat fuck.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • EnkiduEnkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    You're on your cell phone at Starbucks and the barista asks you, "What can I get for you?" and you ignore her and keep talking on your phone and she asks you again, "What can I get for you?" and you give her a dirty look like shut up bitch and go back to your cell phone conversation even though the line is very long, but you don't care because your phone call is more important and the barista asks you one more time and you finally shout out an order at her and go back to your call.

    You are a rat fuck.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Great thread DC!

    You are at a concert or game and in your enthusiasm knock over someone else's drink and you don't A) help to clean up and/or B) offer to replace drink. ...you are a Rat Fuck Bastard if you notice you have knocked the drink and then walk/run away.

    Not to be a rat fuck, but I'm going to run with this and add a special caviat from a personal experience.

    PJ, 2009... SLC... I was rocking out, having a great time. Short side of the story, dude behind me is too drunk, and obviously can't drink like a man and stop when he knows he should and the rat fuck pukes on me. Yup. Violent vomit spray on the back of my favorite PJ shirt.

    Fucker didn't even offer to buy me a shirt, beer, or anything... he and his rat fuck friend ran away after I turned around and told him off.

    Am I rat fuck for still wearing that shirt to this day?? :?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Anyone who wears a shirt that says "rat fuck" on it to PJ20 is definitely NOT a rat fuck.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    dcfaithful wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Great thread DC!

    You are at a concert or game and in your enthusiasm knock over someone else's drink and you don't A) help to clean up and/or B) offer to replace drink. ...you are a Rat Fuck Bastard if you notice you have knocked the drink and then walk/run away.

    Not to be a rat fuck, but I'm going to run with this and add a special caviat from a personal experience.

    PJ, 2009... SLC... I was rocking out, having a great time. Short side of the story, dude behind me is too drunk, and obviously can't drink like a man and stop when he knows he should and the rat fuck pukes on me. Yup. Violent vomit spray on the back of my favorite PJ shirt.

    Fucker didn't even offer to buy me a shirt, beer, or anything... he and his rat fuck friend ran away after I turned around and told him off.

    Am I rat fuck for still wearing that shirt to this day?? :?

    I believe that falls under the "I survived a rat fuck" category.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    You use a public restroom and release a mighty load that is obviously challenging for the toilet's flushing system. You use much more toilet paper than needed because you're already an idiot. You clog the toilet and make a janitor's job just that much worse.

    You are a major rat fuck.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    dcfaithful wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who use the last piece of paper in the copier and don't refill it are rat fucks.
    This just happened to you, didn't it? :lol:

    But yes, definitely a rat fuck.


    Not too recent but at least a hundred times in the past. Pisses me off every time too! :lol:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who use the last piece of paper in the copier and don't refill it are rat fucks.
    This just happened to you, didn't it? :lol:

    But yes, definitely a rat fuck.


    Not too recent but at least a hundred times in the past. Pisses me off every time too! :lol:

    Based on your post, and my last one...

    If you do not replace toilet paper after depleting ... sorry, you're a rat fuck.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    If you hold the joint for more than one (good) toke and don't pass it in the circle, you're a fucking rat fuckedy fuck fucker.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Am I rat fuck for still wearing that shirt to this day?? :?


    Nope. You're what's called a "gamer". 8-)
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    If you hold the joint for more than one (good) toke and don't pass it in the circle, you're a fucking rat fuckedy fuck fucker.

    I'll give a rat fucking amen to that.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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