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    g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,133
    DS1119 wrote:
    if you cut in front of a girl in the supermarket who's carrying 2 heavy gallons of apple cider to get into the 7 items or less line with your 19 cans of squirt cheese and 10 packages of hot dogs you are a white trash rat fuck :twisted:


    I am sooooooo sorry for that. I will never do it again...it was twenty cans of squirt cheese btw. 2 cans for each package of hot dogs. :D

    Getting ready for the next Bills game huh? :D

    peace
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    g under p wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    if you cut in front of a girl in the supermarket who's carrying 2 heavy gallons of apple cider to get into the 7 items or less line with your 19 cans of squirt cheese and 10 packages of hot dogs you are a white trash rat fuck :twisted:


    I am sooooooo sorry for that. I will never do it again...it was twenty cans of squirt cheese btw. 2 cans for each package of hot dogs. :D

    Getting ready for the next Bills game huh? :D

    peace


    How did you know!! :thumbup: :lol:
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    DS1119 wrote:
    if you cut in front of a girl in the supermarket who's carrying 2 heavy gallons of apple cider to get into the 7 items or less line with your 19 cans of squirt cheese and 10 packages of hot dogs you are a white trash rat fuck :twisted:


    I am sooooooo sorry for that. I will never do it again...it was twenty cans of squirt cheese btw. 2 cans for each package of hot dogs. :D
    mmmmmm...TASTY! Should go great with that box of wine :lol:
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    If you come whipping around a corner and throw on your blinker in an attempt to steal the parking spot I have been patiently waiting for...you are a rat fuck. and likely to get your ass kicked by a 5'!" chick wearing a dress and heels. :evil:

    I think I need to stop leaving the house. Or move out of jersey :lol:
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    EnkiduEnkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    If you come whipping around a corner and throw on your blinker in an attempt to steal the parking spot I have been patiently waiting for...you are a rat fuck. and likely to get your ass kicked by a 5'!" chick wearing a dress and heels. :evil:

    I think I need to stop leaving the house. Or move out of jersey :lol:

    Ha ha. That made me laugh.

    (Mine are always about Starbucks.) The woman (20ish, Juicy sweats, huge LV bag) in front of me in line today who got to the front and then went, "Uh... I don't know what I want. Maybe the doughnut?" She ordered some latte thing too and then decided to add a breakfast sandwich and said, "Uh... what kinds do you have?" Huge line growing and growing behind us.

    And - surprise - she'd run out of money on her SBucks card so she had to add $ back on and then she didn't understand if the barista had charged her order to the SBucks card OR the credit card. It went on and on and on and finally the nice manager stepped in and explained it to her. What a stupid bitch.

    I don't know how baristas put up with people like that.
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    Let's see. I'm the new guy at work and I say hey man how are you. And you walk by me and give me a dirty look. Your a rat fuck and I'm gonna smash your face cause I'm in a bad mood. Bitch. >:|
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People who spit in public are rat fucks. Today while walking out of a store I saw this huge loogey just sitting on the pavement. It looked like nasty pudding/jello. Come on you rat fuck.
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Enkidu wrote:
    If you come whipping around a corner and throw on your blinker in an attempt to steal the parking spot I have been patiently waiting for...you are a rat fuck. and likely to get your ass kicked by a 5'!" chick wearing a dress and heels. :evil:

    I think I need to stop leaving the house. Or move out of jersey :lol:

    Ha ha. That made me laugh.

    (Mine are always about Starbucks.) The woman (20ish, Juicy sweats, huge LV bag) in front of me in line today who got to the front and then went, "Uh... I don't know what I want. Maybe the doughnut?" She ordered some latte thing too and then decided to add a breakfast sandwich and said, "Uh... what kinds do you have?" Huge line growing and growing behind us.

    And - surprise - she'd run out of money on her SBucks card so she had to add $ back on and then she didn't understand if the barista had charged her order to the SBucks card OR the credit card. It went on and on and on and finally the nice manager stepped in and explained it to her. What a stupid bitch.

    I don't know how baristas put up with people like that.
    Ugh! Starbucks is full or rat fucks! The other week I was in a line of 20 and the guy at the front needed a tutorial on the menu. "Do you have coconut syrup? The starbucks at Rutgers still has coconut." I don't give a fuck you rat fuck!!! :evil:
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    the cricket who decided to hide out in my office somewhere and then bitch about it continuously - Rat Fuck!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,664

    I think I need to stop leaving the house. Or move out of jersey :lol:
    that might help

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    If I had known then what I know now...

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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    imalive wrote:

    I think I need to stop leaving the house. Or move out of jersey :lol:
    that might help

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    :lol: I'm doomed :|
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 36,355
    imalive wrote:

    I think I need to stop leaving the house. Or move out of jersey :lol:
    that might help

    jersey-shore.jpg
    if you post this pic you are a ........... :mrgreen:
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,664
    mickeyrat wrote:
    if you post this pic you are a ........... :mrgreen:
    you have a point. is this any better? :? :lol:

    jersey-shore-picture.jpg
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    imalive wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    if you post this pic you are a ........... :mrgreen:
    you have a point. is this any better? :? :lol:

    jersey-shore-picture.jpg


    nope
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    if you post this pic you are a ........... :mrgreen:
    you have a point. is this any better? :? :lol:

    jersey-shore-picture.jpg


    nope


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    g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,133
    When people talk through flight attendants safety protocol at the start of a flight. One woman behind me was so loud and obnoxious I had to unbuckle then tell her if you don't mind I want to hear this so that just in case of an emergency I might know exactly what to do to save your life and others around you. She never said another word and the other passengers around us all said thank you. Later after the flight I passed the same woman being wheel chaired to baggage pickup...she kept her head down and avoided eye contact.

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    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    bought a rim with a junk tire on it, and tire pressure sensor it.....

    no need for the TPS, so i'll just have the shop swap it out with rubber stem when they replace the tire, right? wrong...NTB says, our policey is that if it comes in with a tps, we have to send it out witha tps...

    wait till next weekend when i go back with a tire on the rim that has a big chunk of tire cut out. :lol:

    rat fucks.
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    hey fedex.....

    you know when delivering packages...it seems to me you should ring the doorbell to see if anyone is home vs. just tossing it on the porch when there is clearly somebody home

    ratfucks
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People that leave their shopping cart in the middle of the aisle at the grocery store are rat fucks.
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,085
    you sell an album that is supposed to be At Folsom Prison and it turns out to be Ring of Fire instead. :evil:

    yeah...should have looked inside. Duh. :oops:
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,664
    81 wrote:
    hey fedex.....

    you know when delivering packages...it seems to me you should ring the doorbell to see if anyone is home vs. just tossing it on the porch when there is clearly somebody home

    ratfucks
    probably afraid you'll answer the door in your underwear........again.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    EV LA1 08
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    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    imalive wrote:
    81 wrote:
    hey fedex.....

    you know when delivering packages...it seems to me you should ring the doorbell to see if anyone is home vs. just tossing it on the porch when there is clearly somebody home

    ratfucks
    probably afraid you'll answer the door in your underwear........again.

    But but i have nice underwear
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    If you walk in on me while i am swapping your stereo :x
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    If you walk in on me while i am swapping your stereo :x


    OHHHH!!! No way..... :(
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    If you walk in on me while i am swapping your stereo :x


    OHHHH!!! No way..... :(
    Napping when i started...thought since it was the same brand as her old stereo the harness would be the same....nope...had to unconnect the old harness and then wire up the new one.

    Oh well....guess i should have done it while she was in bed
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Is it ratfuck of me to RSVP to a christening or wedding "with regrets" and writing "because I just don't want to go."?

    What I really wrote was 1. We'll be away that weekend and 2. We are unable to attend.

    Technically, I was unwilling, not away or unable.
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    CareyCarey Posts: 2,361
    You go out and cheat on your wife while she is home recovering from a c-section,
    that's a RF in all CAPS (and bold font)
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Carey wrote:
    You go out and cheat on your wife while she is home recovering from a c-section,
    that's a RF in all CAPS (and bold font)


    That's one of the worst things I have heard...I really hope it's not true.
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    If you walk in on me while i am swapping your stereo :x


    OHHHH!!! No way..... :(
    Napping when i started...thought since it was the same brand as her old stereo the harness would be the same....nope...had to unconnect the old harness and then wire up the new one.

    Oh well....guess i should have done it while she was in bed


    Sorry man...hope she was still surprised for what you are doing. It's the thought you know.
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Suprised and shocked...just wish it was in...oh well
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