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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    conman wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    pumpkin has lots of fiber in it.... ;)
    actually one of them already shit in their room, i left it there. i'm not touching it :P

    good enough! :lol:
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People who go through an express lane at a supermarekt with WAY more than the posted limit number are rat fucks.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    what would a rat fuck be in the bizarro world? What is the exact opposite of a rat fuck??
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    what would a rat fuck be in the bizarro world? What is the exact opposite of a rat fuck??


    me :lol:
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  • faceintheclouds
    faceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    what would a rat fuck be in the bizarro world? What is the exact opposite of a rat fuck??
    The toughest most standup guy in a jail type setting.
    When I gave that name to the main rat fuck, I was referring to someone who Is a rat. And rats get bats.
    But back to the rat fuck in general people. ;)
    Just, not enough.
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    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    When you call a business and you go through this huge electronic matrix of pressing fucking nine here...then one...then enter your phone number...then press pound...and so on and when you finally get to talk to a real live person and then that person asks you for the same shit you just spent inputing into your phone for ten minutes...huge rat fuck!!!!!
  • brother123
    brother123 Posts: 792
    you post everything about your day or life on Facebook
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  • KingJeremyTheWicked82
    KingJeremyTheWicked82 Posts: 725
    brother123 wrote:
    you post everything about your day or life on Facebook

    Isn't that the point of Facebook?
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  • PJ-Cubs
    PJ-Cubs Posts: 3,377
    DS1119 wrote:
    When you call a business and you go through this huge electronic matrix of pressing fucking nine here...then one...then enter your phone number...then press pound...and so on and when you finally get to talk to a real live person and then that person asks you for the same shit you just spent inputing into your phone for ten minutes...huge rat fuck!!!!!

    Or when you wait 20 minutes to talk to a real person and they try to transfer you and they end up hanging up on you. Then you need to start the whole process over again.
  • jshin
    jshin Posts: 1,759
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    what would a rat fuck be in the bizarro world? What is the exact opposite of a rat fuck??


    Boom_Gaspar.jpg !!!!!
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  • brother123
    brother123 Posts: 792
    KingJeremyTheWicked82 wrote:
    brother123 wrote:
    you post everything about your day or life on Facebook

    Isn't that the point of Facebook?

    I don't need status updates on a friend taking a shit at a truck stop
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    PJ-Cubs wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    When you call a business and you go through this huge electronic matrix of pressing fucking nine here...then one...then enter your phone number...then press pound...and so on and when you finally get to talk to a real live person and then that person asks you for the same shit you just spent inputing into your phone for ten minutes...huge rat fuck!!!!!

    Or when you wait 20 minutes to talk to a real person and they try to transfer you and they end up hanging up on you. Then you need to start the whole process over again.


    Off the rat fuck chart!! :lol:
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    The rat fuck Chart :lol: I love the idea that there can be stages of rat fuckery. As if some poor bastard would say, "yes i am a rat fuck, but I am only a stage 3 rat fuck".. Rat Fucks..

    Go Lions!!
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    When you work at a grocery store and are standing around chit chatting with other co-workers and don't pay attention to the 5 people who only have 2-3 things they need to buy, and don't open the 'speedy checkout' lane... and the other 2 lanes are filled with people who are preparing for the second coming, thus forcing the people with small purchases to stand around for 10 minutes listening to Jimmy Joe Bob and Betty the checkout lady's conversation about the weather. :x
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    The rat fuck Chart :lol: I love the idea that there can be stages of rat fuckery. As if some poor bastard would say, "yes i am a rat fuck, but I am only a stage 3 rat fuck".. Rat Fucks..

    Go Lions!!


    I think there are different degrees of rat fuck "acts" but anyone who commits one of the acts is still considered a rat fuck. Use stealing as an example. You steal someone's beer at a tailgate party...that makes you a rat fuck but it's not a major rat fuck violation. Now lets say you steal money from an elderly person on a fixed income and every penny counts for their well being. You are definately a rat fuck and your act goes right to the top of the rat fuckedness scale. :D
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    DS1119 wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    The rat fuck Chart :lol: I love the idea that there can be stages of rat fuckery. As if some poor bastard would say, "yes i am a rat fuck, but I am only a stage 3 rat fuck".. Rat Fucks..

    Go Lions!!


    I think there are different degrees of rat fuck "acts" but anyone who commits one of the acts is still considered a rat fuck. Use stealing as an example. You steal someone's beer at a tailgate party...that makes you a rat fuck but it's not a major rat fuck violation. Now lets say you steal money from an elderly person on a fixed income and every penny counts for their well being. You are definately a rat fuck and your act goes right to the top of the rat fuckedness scale. :D
    wow, this whole 'rat fuck' thing is getting scientific :P
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    DS1119 wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    The rat fuck Chart :lol: I love the idea that there can be stages of rat fuckery. As if some poor bastard would say, "yes i am a rat fuck, but I am only a stage 3 rat fuck".. Rat Fucks..

    Go Lions!!


    I think there are different degrees of rat fuck "acts" but anyone who commits one of the acts is still considered a rat fuck. Use stealing as an example. You steal someone's beer at a tailgate party...that makes you a rat fuck but it's not a major rat fuck violation. Now lets say you steal money from an elderly person on a fixed income and every penny counts for their well being. You are definately a rat fuck and your act goes right to the top of the rat fuckedness scale. :D

    I don't know, if someone steals my beer, I'm putting them at Code Red ratfuckery - that shit is not acceptable!!
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    The rat fuck Chart :lol: I love the idea that there can be stages of rat fuckery. As if some poor bastard would say, "yes i am a rat fuck, but I am only a stage 3 rat fuck".. Rat Fucks..

    Go Lions!!


    I think there are different degrees of rat fuck "acts" but anyone who commits one of the acts is still considered a rat fuck. Use stealing as an example. You steal someone's beer at a tailgate party...that makes you a rat fuck but it's not a major rat fuck violation. Now lets say you steal money from an elderly person on a fixed income and every penny counts for their well being. You are definately a rat fuck and your act goes right to the top of the rat fuckedness scale. :D

    I don't know, if someone steals my beer, I'm putting them at Code Red ratfuckery - that shit is not acceptable!!

    what if you abondon beer at a tailgate....
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    81 wrote:
    what if you abondon beer at a tailgate....

    :lol:

    I left it for fellow PJ fans to enjoy, hence considered a donation!
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    what if you abondon beer at a tailgate....


    Hmm...interesting question. It's kind of a ratfuck move to abandon it and it's a kind of a ratfuck move to take it. We may need an official ruling from the judges. :lol:

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