How to tell if you're a....

voidofman

photogirlliz wrote:

If you see I'm waiting for a parking spot (with my blinker on, no less) and when the person pulls out, you hit the gas and pull into the spot before I do...then you are most definitely a RF :x

Skip ahead to 5:18 and do this next time..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvkqEgh4dzQ

photogirlliz

voidofman wrote:

photogirlliz wrote:

If you see I'm waiting for a parking spot (with my blinker on, no less) and when the person pulls out, you hit the gas and pull into the spot before I do...then you are most definitely a RF :x

Skip ahead to 5:18 and do this next time..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvkqEgh4dzQ

Got it...smack my knees twice So funny! Thanks for this...

Thoughts_Arrive

You don't return a sms or call but when you want to go out for a Sat night you will hound me.
And you only want to do what you like not what others like.

Carey

The RF in my life has only seen our kids three hours so far this month. And he thinks he is going to get them from me for Christmas Eve :evil:

dimitrispearljam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVDoHFiuYfA

StillHere

if you spend all your waking hours, day and night
screaming top of your lungs at some shoot 'em up video game
to the exclusion of all other activities
including attempting to look for, oh let's say....a JOB??
instigating toddlers and finding that amusing
adding to the expense of but not contributing to the household
while trying to make up ALL the rules as you go along

you just might fit into that category

and maybe you should move along

just sayin'

(i can't be the only one who sees the real you right?)

if you know me at all you know that i do my best to see the good in everyone
but sometimes its just really really difficult ... still trying :silent:

twisted thoughts

if you hack into my email and send out bogus Canadian pharmacy links to EVERYONE i have ever sent an email to, you are for sure a rat fuck :evil:

StillHere

twisted thoughts wrote:

if you hack into my email and send out bogus Canadian pharmacy links to EVERYONE i have ever sent an email to, you are for sure a rat fuck :evil:

+1

top of the list

Wobbie

StillHere wrote:

if you spend all your waking hours, day and night
screaming top of your lungs at some shoot 'em up video game
to the exclusion of all other activities
including attempting to look for, oh let's say....a JOB??
instigating toddlers and finding that amusing
adding to the expense of but not contributing to the household
while trying to make up ALL the rules as you go along

you just might fit into that category

and maybe you should move along

time to go!

DS1119

The people on The Price is Right who either bid one dollar or one dollar higher than the highest bid are rat fucks.

StillHere

imalive wrote:

StillHere wrote:

if you spend all your waking hours, day and night
screaming top of your lungs at some shoot 'em up video game
to the exclusion of all other activities
including attempting to look for, oh let's say....a JOB??
instigating toddlers and finding that amusing
adding to the expense of but not contributing to the household
while trying to make up ALL the rules as you go along

you just might fit into that category

and maybe you should move along

time to go!

if only

Wobbie

DS1119 wrote:

The people on The Price is Right who either bid one dollar or one dollar higher than the highest bid are rat fucks.

it's called strategy!

dcfaithful

imalive wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

The people on The Price is Right who either bid one dollar or one dollar higher than the highest bid are rat fucks.

it's called strategy!

I told my girlfriend the other day that I was pretty certain that she'd be freakishly good at that game.

Plus, I'm pretty sure she'd go apeshit running down to the podium too.

mickeyrat

dcfaithful wrote:

imalive wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

The people on The Price is Right who either bid one dollar or one dollar higher than the highest bid are rat fucks.

it's called strategy!

I told my girlfriend the other day that I was pretty certain that she'd be freakishly good at that game.

Plus, I'm pretty sure she'd go apeshit running down to the podium too.

Drew Carrey WITH hair. RF? Yes/no?

DS1119

mickeyrat wrote:

Drew Carrey WITH hair. RF? Yes/no?

No. I like Drew!

Wobbie

let's say you get invited over to a friend's house for a lovingly prepared, pre-holiday meal. now let's say "something better" comes up. let's say your name is, I dunno, DC :shock: . so you bail on the chance to break bread with some good friends in order to do the "something better."

RF?

StillHere

i think that if you steal a prized and cherished autographed guitar from the family of a deceased man
and then you need to pawn it or whatever to get your fix, and you know you'll be caught so you decide to file off the irreplaceable autographs on said guitar to try and avoid the hassle of being found out
and then you get caught anyway
you might be a RF

BUT if you offer to replace those cherished signatures in a sincerely heartfelt gesture, you are DA MAN! (or Da Men as it goes)

Carey

imalive wrote:

let's say you get invited over to a friend's house for a lovingly prepared, pre-holiday meal. now let's say "something better" comes up. let's say your name is, I dunno, DC :shock: . so you bail on the chance to break bread with some good friends in order to do the "something better."

RF?

Oooh yes, I am not friends with these kind of people for very long....a few chances and then I stop trying. Such rude behavior!

dcfaithful

imalive wrote:

let's say you get invited over to a friend's house for a lovingly prepared, pre-holiday meal. now let's say "something better" comes up. let's say your name is, I dunno, DC :shock: . so you bail on the chance to break bread with some good friends in order to do the "something better."

RF?

Hey, if those were Giants tickets offered to you... you'd be doin' the same thing!

In any case, I'll make good on my ratfuckery, you better believe that. I think this calls for you and yours attending a lovingly prepared post-holiday meal

DS1119

imalive wrote:

let's say you get invited over to a friend's house for a lovingly prepared, pre-holiday meal. now let's say "something better" comes up. let's say your name is, I dunno, DC :shock: . so you bail on the chance to break bread with some good friends in order to do the "something better."

RF?

I wouldn't say he's an RF...just next job interview he gets, everyone will just give him bad advice. :P

dcfaithful

DS1119 wrote:

imalive wrote:

let's say you get invited over to a friend's house for a lovingly prepared, pre-holiday meal. now let's say "something better" comes up. let's say your name is, I dunno, DC :shock: . so you bail on the chance to break bread with some good friends in order to do the "something better."

RF?

I wouldn't say he's an RF...just next job interview he gets, everyone will just give him bad advice. :P

Didn't you guys do that already? :P

photogirlliz

If you tell your child it's all their mother's fault if you can't afford Christmas, just because you're finally expected to pay child support and be a responsible parent, then you're probably a RF. :x

DS1119

dcfaithful wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

imalive wrote:

let's say you get invited over to a friend's house for a lovingly prepared, pre-holiday meal. now let's say "something better" comes up. let's say your name is, I dunno, DC :shock: . so you bail on the chance to break bread with some good friends in order to do the "something better."

RF?

I wouldn't say he's an RF...just next job interview he gets, everyone will just give him bad advice. :P

Didn't you guys do that already? :P

I think mickeyrat was fully responsible for that.

DS1119

photogirlliz wrote:

If you tell your child it's all their mother's fault if you can't afford Christmas, just because you're finally expected to pay child support and be a responsible parent, then you're probably a RF. :x

100% RF

Two times of the year you don't screw with kids...their birthday and Christmas.

dimitrispearljam

photogirlliz wrote:

If you tell your child it's all their mother's fault if you can't afford Christmas, just because you're finally expected to pay child support and be a responsible parent, then you're probably a RF. :x

for sure..anyone use their child for say shit for the other parent is a RF

rick1zoo2

dimitrispearljam wrote:

photogirlliz wrote:

If you tell your child it's all their mother's fault if you can't afford Christmas, just because you're finally expected to pay child support and be a responsible parent, then you're probably a RF. :x

for sure..anyone use their child for say shit for the other parent is a RF

and how! (but kids are smart and can see right through that and know who the real RF is)

photogirlliz

DS1119 wrote:

photogirlliz wrote:

If you tell your child it's all their mother's fault if you can't afford Christmas, just because you're finally expected to pay child support and be a responsible parent, then you're probably a RF. :x

100% RF
Two times of the year you don't screw with kids...their birthday and Christmas.

And my son's birthday happens to be 3 days after Christmas...his dad told him he may not be able to afford Christmas or his birthday and it's all my fault because he had to give his money to me (although he's fighting child support and I haven't seen even ONE payment). :x

rick1zoo2 wrote:

and how! (but kids are smart and can see right through that and know who the real RF is)

I hope so...however, right now it seems like a struggle. His dad's house has no rules or structure. It's the 'fun house' if you will. I can't compete with that...nor do I want to. I have rules, structure, discipline (that is actually followed through), etc...and his dad has found every way to convince him that my house is the 'mean house'. I'm hoping my son will eventually see what's really happening...but right now, I'm the bad guy.

DS1119

photogirlliz wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

photogirlliz wrote:

If you tell your child it's all their mother's fault if you can't afford Christmas, just because you're finally expected to pay child support and be a responsible parent, then you're probably a RF. :x

100% RF
Two times of the year you don't screw with kids...their birthday and Christmas.

And my son's birthday happens to be 3 days after Christmas...his dad told him he may not be able to afford Christmas or his birthday and it's all my fault because he had to give his money to me (although he's fighting child support and I haven't seen even ONE payment). :x


Just keep pushing along and doing what's right for your son and yourself.

photogirlliz

DS1119 wrote:

Just keep pushing along and doing what's right for your son and yourself.

Thanks, DS1119. If you don't mind...what's your name. I feel weird calling you DS1119 all the time.

DS1119

photogirlliz wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

Just keep pushing along and doing what's right for your son and yourself.

Thanks, DS1119. If you don't mind...what's your name. I feel weird calling you DS1119 all the time.

Yes it is weird . My name is 6%3m (8d3. :P