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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Dear Sailor,

    Thank you for being such a kind host. We were very happy with the accommodations, but we are disappointed that our checkout was premature, as we never had a chance to visit the other tourist hotspots in your area, the famous Sweet Pea and Tessie.

    Also, the checkout process was quite lethal to us and to our offspring. This was most unsatisfactory.

    However, we did enjoy the final vision of your people hastily taking up the scatter rugs, medicating all of you, and vacuuming the entire house as well as laundering all the slipcovers and bed linens.

    Disgruntled,

    The Fleas
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    Dear myself,

    would you please go to sleep?

    With kind regards,
    Myself.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear eMMi,

    You are invited to my all night coffee party.
    It starts in 12 minutes.
    Bring your favorite coffee cup and favorite form of high-powered caffeine.

    Wound Up,
    Large Pupils
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    Dear Large Pupils,

    I prefer tea to coffee, is that alright?

    Yours truly,
    Emmi.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    eMMI wrote:
    Dear Large Pupils,

    I prefer tea to coffee, is that alright?

    Yours truly,
    Emmi.

    Dear eMMi,

    mmmmmmm loving tea is a thing i do and do well
    wait...
    that sounds terrible

    it is true
    i love me some tea

    Sipped with lemon & honey,
    Large Pupils
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    chadwick wrote:
    Dear eMMi,

    mmmmmmm loving tea is a thing i do and do well
    wait...
    that sounds terrible

    it is true
    i love me some tea

    Sipped with lemon & honey,
    Large Pupils

    Dear Large Pupils,

    that does indeed sound terrible. But, we are
    talking about tea, so it is verily excused.
    Chamomile, peppermint, everyday Earl Grey -
    it's all good.

    I need to buy some lemons.

    Sincerely,
    Emmi.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • OceanInDisguise13
    OceanInDisguise13 Posts: 937
    To My Mind:

    Please stop thinking already. For one day I would love it if you just shut down. One day, that's all.

    I need some quiet.

    Sincerely,

    Me
    I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun.....
    I wanna race..with the sundown..I want a last breath..I don't let out...
  • gearboy
    gearboy Posts: 349
    mr. sandman,

    hey I'm over here..... lil' help please


    me
    IT'S NO CRIME TO ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!
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  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Memo to myself:

    Hey Asshole- when going to the jail to see clients be sure to check your coat pocket for last weekend's weed. It is a felony to bring a handful of green in there. You were lucky this time. Idiot.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • myra
    myra Posts: 1,257
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Memo to myself:

    Hey Asshole- when going to the jail to see clients be sure to check your coat pocket for last weekend's weed. It is a felony to bring a handful of green in there. You were lucky this time. Idiot.


    That's a memo I could use too. Thanx for the reminder. :lol:
    * checks pockets*
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    myra wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Memo to myself:

    Hey Asshole- when going to the jail to see clients be sure to check your coat pocket for last weekend's weed. It is a felony to bring a handful of green in there. You were lucky this time. Idiot.


    That's a memo I could use too. Thanx for the reminder. :lol:
    * checks pockets*

    Glad to help. :lol:
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    Hello Rain!

    My, aren't you lovely!

    Your patter this morning soothing us awake was heaven sent.
    A drink for the parched indeed, the green and the soul.

    Please now, do not be a stranger and visit more often.

    Remember, you are always welcome and your replenishing nature needed.
    Next time perhaps bring your friends, Thunder and Lightning
    and we will have a party!

    See you soon I hope

    Lovingly
    your forever friend,
    PJ
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear pandora,

    Move to western washington.

    Swimming on land,
    Soaking Wet Fun
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    Dearest Chadwick,

    I would love to enjoy your beautiful state of Washington and call it mine,
    green being my favorite color, I would feel right at home.
    Then also you would be close enough to visit ;)
    and we could share the green together.

    Hope your day is happy :D

    Love,
    pandora
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    Dear Emmi,

    get to packing!

    Waiting patiently,
    All your stuff.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • number1PJfan
    number1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    Dear Mommy,
    Can you not get the hint? As I roll around on the keyboard like Tawny Kitean I am trying to give you the hint that my food bowl is in need of serious attention. I am not just trying to be cute here, quit petting me and cooing at me like I am the cutest thing since sliced bread, get the fuck up and put some food in my bowl woman!

    Hungrily awaiting,
    Gremmie
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    Hello Trick or Treaters 2010!

    Please do not skip my house tonight because last year we were absent enjoying
    THE BEST CONCERT EVER in Philly USA, by THE BEST BAND EVER!

    My porch will be extra scary tonight to make up for last year and the treats worth the stop.PumpkinFunnyFaceCool.gif

    So hope to see you all 6:30 sharp, follow the SCARY HOUSE sign, look for the spooky orange porch, the hanging fog covering the front lawn and walk, listen for the screams and chains clanking and please don't get too close to the fire burning torches and candles. Remember.....

    As always, much fun awaits!

    Your Friend,
    Mama Tradition

    PS.... see you in a month for the Christmas lights! SmileyHoliday01.gif
  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    Dead upcoming hot shower,

    How i awate your presence. I will probably be using you within the hour. I have not yet showered and its 3:36 PM, I hope you provided adequate piping hot water for 5-10 minutes. Please note I will be listening to some Flaming Lips while I enjoy you, so you'll have to accept the tunes.

    Sincerely,
    lacking energy
    1998 ~ Barrie
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    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear kids,

    I don't have any candy, and the house looks empty. Please stop ringing my door bell.

    Your pal
    Grumpy old man
    81 is now off the air

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  • number1PJfan
    number1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    Dear voters of the state of Tennessee,

    I am disappointed. I am disappointed in the results of the election and in the meager turn out at the polls as a result of indifference. Those disgust me who opt to mute his own voice in the electoral process rather than risk having his vote canceled out by someone with an opposing view. Take the time to let your voice be heard no matter how predictable you feel the outcome may be (you might find yourself surprised). I hope the new Republican regime handles our state wisely. With an addition of +14 Representatives in the House, one additional Senator and a landslide victory of 65% in the gubernatorial election, I can't wait until they take office in January and the cloaks start coming off. The grass is not always greener.

    Sincerely,

    Disgruntled voter

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