Dear Unlost:
You seem like a quite upstanding person and employee. I do not however work with you. If I did, it would be cool and we would get even less done at work than we do now.
Dear Fellow Employees:
Am I the only person working today?!?!?!?! No... Well then why am I the only one answering the phones?!?!?!?!
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
Did you really just say that to me? Remember, I am the one helping you, covering your ass.
So fuck you very much. And by the way, your breath smells like ass.
Dear RYEzupSF:
I think you may be my twin sister...is it possible we were separated at birth and ended up on the complete opposite sides of the country?
It is quite possible. My family moved around a lot and my parents were always losing things. There are a lot of similarities. Tip it for crazy weed smokin drunk bitches with vocabularies like sailors!
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
when you act like jerks towards me, I'm tempted to act like a jerk
towards you. I'll do my too-nice-to-actually-mean-it-routine for as
long as I can, but I have my limits. You cross it, it's your fault.
My boss may be an idiot, but he's on my side.
With kind regards,
Emmi.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
I love you. You make the rest of my boring Friday afternoon go by much better. The little "secret" that I share with the others that shared in your fun. The knowing only by the select few,... and the "others" sitting around wondering what the hell we "cool kids" thinks is so funny. Liquid lunch, you have made my day...
and I thank you.
- Steve
P.S.
Please tell your sister Liquid Dinner, that I will be stopping by to see her tonight.
Peace, Love.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
I love you. You make the rest of my boring Friday afternoon go by much better. The little "secret" that I share with the others that shared in your fun. The knowing only by the select few,... and the "others" sitting around wondering what the hell we "cool kids" thinks is so funny. Liquid lunch, you have made my day...
and I thank you.
- Steve
P.S.
Please tell your sister Liquid Dinner, that I will be stopping by to see her tonight.
Dear Steve-
I like the way you think.
-Sara
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Dear Wolf:
Thank you for sharing the ultimate cure for a headache. = liquid lunch.
I will be visiting liquid dinner later as well. Maybe I'll see you there.
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
Can you please leave?!?! If I have to take a bunch of detours around town caused by your flooding when I leave work today you're going to get it. Seriously J's only on holiday's for one more week and he needs to get siding on the house before your better half "snow" comes to visit.
Thank you for listening,
Me
P.S. You also sank my parents boat today. It's been in our family for over 30 years and this has never happened before. I think you owe them an apology.
If you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to worry about.
sometimes you are few and far between. But you make my day/evening
every single time. The way you ask my opinion and even trust it. The way
you hang around for a little bit and chat, mostly about films of course.
The polite manners you possess.
I'm gonna miss some of you.
Sincerely,
Emmi.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
To: ALL 10c Board Members
Re: YOU- SO PAY ATTENTION
It has come to my attention that an urgent matter needs to be discussed...Please see attachment.
That will be all,
Thank-you
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
I lost my dog last night. Can you please help locate him.
Thanks
81
Dear 81,
Your dog was not "lost." He decided it was time to get out an explore the surroundings. He is currently en route to Utah to see if life with imalive is all that it's cracked up to me.
Why do people assume that to drink or swear "like a sailor" means to be excessively out of control? I would never swear, even if I spoke English.
I try very hard to be a good boy all the time.
Love,
Sailor
p.s. and that thing with the nips, I was only a puppy and they left the liquor cabinet door ajar and Seamus made me do it, he was a very, very bad boy sometimes but I am sorry that he has passed on...
S.
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Dear Sailor:
I wish my mommy had the patience needed to make me as good of a dog as you. I wish I could calm down a little bit and just chill the hell out, but I get so excited when I see people and doggies that I just need to jump around and spin in circles and jump on the furniture and slobber every thing in site. Maybe sometime your mommy can teach me some manners, and if not, I hope that maybe someday we can meet at a Pearl Jam Doggie pre-party.
Keep on rockin' in the free world
-Bugsy
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I am going to miss you.
Dear BD
is 43 any relation to 81?
your pal,
Chad
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Although not entirely sure, I have heard rumors that they are distant cousins
Sincerely
Mr. Diamond, CPA
Are you related to 43?
Kind regards,
Wickery
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
You seem like a quite upstanding person and employee. I do not however work with you. If I did, it would be cool and we would get even less done at work than we do now.
Dear Fellow Employees:
Am I the only person working today?!?!?!?! No... Well then why am I the only one answering the phones?!?!?!?!
It is quite possible. My family moved around a lot and my parents were always losing things. There are a lot of similarities. Tip it for crazy weed smokin drunk bitches with vocabularies like sailors!
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
when you act like jerks towards me, I'm tempted to act like a jerk
towards you. I'll do my too-nice-to-actually-mean-it-routine for as
long as I can, but I have my limits. You cross it, it's your fault.
My boss may be an idiot, but he's on my side.
With kind regards,
Emmi.
No, I am not related to Mr. 43. However, I do have a friend, she is 69.
Cheers
81
I love you. You make the rest of my boring Friday afternoon go by much better. The little "secret" that I share with the others that shared in your fun. The knowing only by the select few,... and the "others" sitting around wondering what the hell we "cool kids" thinks is so funny. Liquid lunch, you have made my day...
and I thank you.
- Steve
P.S.
Please tell your sister Liquid Dinner, that I will be stopping by to see her tonight.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Dear Steve-
I like the way you think.
-Sara
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Thank you for sharing the ultimate cure for a headache. = liquid lunch.
I will be visiting liquid dinner later as well. Maybe I'll see you there.
Dear 81,
you have the best name on here.
almost everytime i say your name i smile or laugh or fart.
thank you for the great times.
your friend,
chad
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Can you please leave?!?! If I have to take a bunch of detours around town caused by your flooding when I leave work today you're going to get it. Seriously J's only on holiday's for one more week and he needs to get siding on the house before your better half "snow" comes to visit.
Thank you for listening,
Me
P.S. You also sank my parents boat today. It's been in our family for over 30 years and this has never happened before. I think you owe them an apology.
Please slow down around that turn - you almost hit the car in front of me !!!! :evil:
Mikalina
sometimes you are few and far between. But you make my day/evening
every single time. The way you ask my opinion and even trust it. The way
you hang around for a little bit and chat, mostly about films of course.
The polite manners you possess.
I'm gonna miss some of you.
Sincerely,
Emmi.
You have serious mental problems. Please contact your local mental health clinic as soon as possible.
Thanks
mgmt
To: ALL 10c Board Members
Re: YOU- SO PAY ATTENTION
It has come to my attention that an urgent matter needs to be discussed...Please see attachment.
That will be all,
Thank-you
- Christopher McCandless
I lost my dog last night. Can you please help locate him.
Thanks
81
Thank you and you ROCK as well!
Yours Truly,
Jukee
you are awesome.
Love,
Emmi.
That is, Robyn the songstress.
You seem so far away. I wish you were here right now !!!! It's been over 24 hours since last we met.
please do your best to hurry up and get here.
see ya soon.
-Steve
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Be thankful you have one!
Respectfully,
the unemployed
Dear 81,
Your dog was not "lost." He decided it was time to get out an explore the surroundings. He is currently en route to Utah to see if life with imalive is all that it's cracked up to me.
Warmest regards,
Unlost Dogs
(ps i hope your dog isn't really lost)
5 pm called to say, they are only 3 hours away.
Thanks
6pm
Thank you for your concern about my fictious dog.
81
Fictious dogs can be great companions. I had one as a child.
-steve
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Dear God,
Why do people assume that to drink or swear "like a sailor" means to be excessively out of control? I would never swear, even if I spoke English.
I try very hard to be a good boy all the time.
Love,
Sailor
p.s. and that thing with the nips, I was only a puppy and they left the liquor cabinet door ajar and Seamus made me do it, he was a very, very bad boy sometimes but I am sorry that he has passed on...
S.
You are a beautiful pooch !!!
-steve
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Thank you.
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
I wish my mommy had the patience needed to make me as good of a dog as you. I wish I could calm down a little bit and just chill the hell out, but I get so excited when I see people and doggies that I just need to jump around and spin in circles and jump on the furniture and slobber every thing in site. Maybe sometime your mommy can teach me some manners, and if not, I hope that maybe someday we can meet at a Pearl Jam Doggie pre-party.
Keep on rockin' in the free world
-Bugsy