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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
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  • number1PJfan
    number1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    Dear Half Full,

    Your flattery will get you nowhere... :evil: My mommy exploits me. Do not laugh at her evil lies.

    Sweetest Regards,
    Gremmie
  • number1PJfan
    number1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    Dearest sweet Mommy,

    You really shouldn't leave intriguing things, such as an open can of paint, unattended. I realize you were in the room and not 2 feet away but my curiosity is uncontrollable when there are such magnificent things to explore. :cry: I am sorry for my inability to look with my eyes only. Do you think you will ever be able to forgive me or will the puddle of paint and small green footsteps down the hallway be too much of a reminder?

    P.S. How long do you think it will take me to get this out of my fur jacket?

    With loving regards,

    Gremmie the kitty
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,306
    Dear 4 A.M. ,

    Must you come so early in the morning? I thought 5 was early . Cant a guy sleep in a little later? No? DAMN!!!!


    will probably eventually get used to it, but I still don't like it,
    Department Manager
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Dear Handsome Masseuse,

    You are a god. My neck and shoulders have never felt so good.

    Rock on, handsome masseuse.

    Unlost Dogs
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,306
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Dear Handsome Masseuse,

    You are a god. My neck and shoulders have never felt so good.

    Rock on, handsome masseuse.

    Unlost Dogs
    did you get the happy ending package? :mrgreen:
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    number1PJfan wrote:
    Dearest sweet Mommy,

    You really shouldn't leave intriguing things, such as an open can of paint, unattended. I realize you were in the room and not 2 feet away but my curiosity is uncontrollable when there are such magnificent things to explore. :cry: I am sorry for my inability to look with my eyes only. Do you think you will ever be able to forgive me or will the puddle of paint and small green footsteps down the hallway be too much of a reminder?

    P.S. How long do you think it will take me to get this out of my fur jacket?

    With loving regards,

    Gremmie the kitty


    Dear Funny Post of the day,

    you made me chuckle

    thanks
    my belly
    81 is now off the air

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  • number1PJfan
    number1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    Dear belly,

    If you think it's funny, why don't you jiggle on over here and clean that shit up? If Mommy ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. :cry:

    I'll be under the bed when you get here, just blow the horn.

    G
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    mickeyrat wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Dear Handsome Masseuse,

    You are a god. My neck and shoulders have never felt so good.

    Rock on, handsome masseuse.

    Unlost Dogs
    did you get the happy ending package? :mrgreen:

    :shock: I don't think I was his type :shock:
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • Jo
    Jo Posts: 2,098
    Dear Money,

    It has been a while since we last saw one another and I have missed you so much and have lots to share with you. I'm hoping we can get re-connected over a coffee next week and spend some much needed time together.

    Look forward to seeing you soon,
    Regards Jo xxoo
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Dear Jo,

    If you stopped throwing me around at the liquor store and at every other pub between your home and office, there would be more of me to spend on your boob job.

    Regards,
    Money
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Dear silly chocolate lab,

    Must you get so out of control when playing with squeaky toys? You didn't have to jump up on me and gouge out a big chunk of my upper lip on Saturday....THAT HURT! It bled for 2 hours! I don't think you'd have that dorky tongue hanging smile if I made the cats turn on you and gouge out a chunk of your cold wet labby nose...actually I know for a fact that you'd cry bloody murder and tuck your tail between your legs and want me to feed you cookies and ice cream in bed and try to milk it for what it's worth. Guess again buddy boy, I'm off to sharpen some cat claws.

    disgruntled cleft lipped lab owner....
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • BrinkofForever
    BrinkofForever Posts: 373
    Dear Weekend,

    After all I did for you..you up and walk out on me Monday morning. I even gave you an extra hour to cuddle this time and you treat me like a used whore.

    Sincerely,
    Brink
    Make your life a mission - not an intermission. - Arnold Gasglow
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,306
    dear regular posters on AET,


    much like the movie "fight club" , some of the things here would fall under the first rule of said club. Barring that follow the second rule.

    sincerly,
    Tyler Durden
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear Forum peeps,

    thanks for the support, for cookies, for files and for everything else while i was in the joint

    your pal
    81
    81 is now off the air

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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,306
    81 wrote:
    Dear Forum peeps,

    thanks for the support, for cookies, for files and for everything else while i was in the joint

    your pal
    81
    so the hooker made it in? was worried there for a minute.
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mickeyrat wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Dear Forum peeps,

    thanks for the support, for cookies, for files and for everything else while i was in the joint

    your pal
    81
    so the hooker made it in? was worried there for a minute.


    Dear Micky,

    Next time, please check for an adams apple.

    your pal
    81
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i wrote this the other day and thought i would post it here and in the poetry forum.


    Dear poem

    No more dear poem
    dear poem
    let me go away
    left to me be away
    dear poem

    Amaze me poem
    amazement the poem?
    live poem
    live to be old poetry
    live poem

    Bring your own vessel
    your own sea
    dear poem
    dear poem

    You cry you cry
    I lean farther to dampen my own handkerchief
    poem the raining sky
    raining sky eyes so blank

    Dear poem dear poem
    where is your chimney
    your smoking cold night
    the night’s tall warmth
    heating stars and… and dear poem
    where is your kingdom
    where is your air

    Ink walls
    it is all up and around
    through and in spreading dear poem
    widening dear poem swan
    dear poem swan
    admirable visions admiral
    admiral admirable visions

    Supremely powerful
    dear poem dear poem
    you are pearls falling over mushrooms
    and filling craters
    dear poem dear poem
    consuming decay

    You are the subject
    the history
    the best of scale
    like something foreign
    and in the stone revolutions
    of time
    dear poem
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,306
    81 wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Dear Forum peeps,

    thanks for the support, for cookies, for files and for everything else while i was in the joint

    your pal
    81
    so the hooker made it in? was worried there for a minute.


    Dear Micky,

    Next time, please check for an adams apple.

    your pal
    81
    well, I thought since you were in the joint and all. Ok , point taken, next time I'll check. But you have to make sure there ISNT a next time little mister!!! Or we'll take your smokes from you!!!!!
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14

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