Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • rcsrcs Posts: 711
    This is a really long thread so I sorry if this has been posted already.

    http://www.tvsquad.com/2011/01/19/17-th ... fographic/
    E agora? Faz xixi na mão e deita fora!
  • rcs wrote:
    This is a really long thread so I sorry if this has been posted already.

    http://www.tvsquad.com/2011/01/19/17-th ... fographic/

    Sadly (or awesomely depending on your point of view) I knew every one of those facts.
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024Philly 2

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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Today. The cable company was supposed to be at my house from 8am-12pm

    They didn't show up until 330 and I didn't answer the door. They waited outside for an hour before they left.

    I think I might continue this on like Kramer did.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Today. The cable company was supposed to be at my house from 8am-12pm

    They didn't show up until 330 and I didn't answer the door. They waited outside for an hour before they left.

    I think I might continue this on like Kramer did.
    I love their reunion. :lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    ELAINE: Hello.

    JERRY: So?

    ELAINE: What?

    JERRY: Come on. How was your date?

    ELAINE: Oh, the date. The date.

    JERRY: Ya how was it?

    ELAINE: Interesting.

    JERRY: Really.

    ELAINE: Oh ya.

    JERRY: Why what happened?

    ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.

    JERRY: Just put it.

    ELAINE: He took it out.

    JERRY: (confused) He what?

    ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

    JERRY: He took what out?

    ELAINE: It.

    JERRY: He took It, Out?

    ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.

    JERRY: He couldn't.

    ELAINE: He did.

    JERRY: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous...

    ELAINE: Noooo.

    JERRY: You mean he just

    ELAINE: Yes.

    JERRY: Are you sure?

    ELAINE: Oh quite.

    JERRY: There was no mistaking it?

    ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry.

    JERRY: So you were talking, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") you're having pleasant conversation, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") then all of sudden...

    ELAINE: Yea.

    JERRY: It.

    ELAINE: It.

    JERRY: Out.

    ELAINE: Out.

    JERRY: Well I, I can't believe this. I know Phil, he, he's a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How could this be?

    ELAINE: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with?

    (Kramer enters)

    KRAMER: Hey. (to Elaine) Hey how was your date with Phil Titola?

    ELAINE: (to Kramer) He took it out.

    (Shocked, Kramer acts like he just got a cold shiver down his back)

    KRAMER: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's in human.


    :lol:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
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    Dude, GIF win! :lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Jerry: "I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes."
    Father Curtis: "And this offends you as a Jewish person?"
    Jerry: "No, it offends me as a comedian."

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Jerry: "I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes."
    Father Curtis: "And this offends you as a Jewish person?"
    Jerry: "No, it offends me as a comedian."
    A schtickle of flouride. :ugeek:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    what would happen if you spliced a bunch of Seinfeld episodes into a movie trailer?

    (sorry if this has been posted...)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z14_-En-JTk
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,919
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    I've got a hair on my tongue and I can't get it off. You know why? Of course you do. It's because nobody's bumped this thread in a while. Think I didn't notice? Well I've noticed. And now YOU ARE ON NOTICE!
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024Philly 2

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Remember when you first went out to eat with your parents? Remember, it was such a treat to go and they serve you this different food that you never saw before, and they put it in front of you, and it was such a delicious and exciting adventure? And now, I just feel like a big, sweaty hog waiting for them to fill up the trough.
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I'm the Wiz and nobody beats me
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,919
    norm wrote:
    Remember when you first went out to eat with your parents? Remember, it was such a treat to go and they serve you this different food that you never saw before, and they put it in front of you, and it was such a delicious and exciting adventure? And now, I just feel like a big, sweaty hog waiting for them to fill up the trough.

    Come on Judge. You can do better than that (copying and pasting the Seinfeld Facebook quote of the day).
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024Philly 2

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Last night I watched the one where Elaine leaves an extremely erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder. Funny shit! :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,919
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Last night I watched the one where Elaine leaves an extremely erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder. Funny shit! :lol:

    Well we're talking with with adult-film star Elaine Benes on the set of her new picture Elaine Does The Upper West Side
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024Philly 2

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Last night I watched the one where Elaine leaves an extremely erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder. Funny shit! :lol:

    Well we're talking with with adult-film star Elaine Benes on the set of her new picture Elaine Does The Upper West Side
    Kramer: Well we're talking with Elaine Benes; Adult film star on the set of her new picture "Elaine does the Upper West side"

    Elaine: ( to the camera) Hi. How 're you doin'?

    Kramer: I'm doin' fine.

    George: Do you speak English?...English!!

    Kramer: Whooooa! here's the director Jerry Seinfeld . Jerry , you discovered Elaine Benes?

    Jerry: Well yes I did that's true. A couple of a guys I knew in the coastguard told me about her.... and I sensed that she had the anger and intensity that I needed to make this film work.

    George: English. Does anybody speak English .Nobody speaks English.

    Kramer: So What scene are you ready to shoot now , Elaine?

    Elaine: In this scene my co-star who's right over here ( goes over to George who is still on the phone)

    Follow meeeee... is George Costanza, he plays an airline pilot who's just returned from Rome and I'm about to show him how much I've missed him.

    Door buzzer rings

    Kramer: That's my Chinese food...So George is this your first movie with Elaine?

    George: (visibly disturbed) I...I..I dunno.

    :lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    These pretzels are making me thirsty
  • DURPDURP OhighO Posts: 2,180
    These pretzels are making me thirsty

    That episode was on TBS today

    I like Jerry secondhand smoke two packs a day
    My butt itches!
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Is that a Titleist?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • DPrival78DPrival78 CT Posts: 2,263
    you tell that son of a bitch.. that no yankee is ever going to houston. not as long as you bastards are running things!
    i'm more a fan of popular bands.. like the bee-gees, pearl jam
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    "That is damn good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell, scotch."
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    she could have used anyone of those fingers. THAT finger was for me! :x :lol:
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  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,919
    she could have used anyone of those fingers. THAT finger was for me! :x :lol:

    Yeah....she knew what she was doing!
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024Philly 2

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I just got my intern application accepted at Kramerica. :thumbup: :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    MY WALLET'S GONE!! MY WALLET'S GONE!!!!


    i was at the docs today and sitting in a thin paper grown i thought of morty :lol::lol:
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