Today. The cable company was supposed to be at my house from 8am-12pm
They didn't show up until 330 and I didn't answer the door. They waited outside for an hour before they left.
I think I might continue this on like Kramer did.
I love their reunion.
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ELAINE: Hello.
JERRY: So?
ELAINE: What?
JERRY: Come on. How was your date?
ELAINE: Oh, the date. The date.
JERRY: Ya how was it?
ELAINE: Interesting.
JERRY: Really.
ELAINE: Oh ya.
JERRY: Why what happened?
ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.
JERRY: Just put it.
ELAINE: He took it out.
JERRY: (confused) He what?
ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.
JERRY: He took what out?
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: He took It, Out?
ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.
JERRY: He couldn't.
ELAINE: He did.
JERRY: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous...
ELAINE: Noooo.
JERRY: You mean he just
ELAINE: Yes.
JERRY: Are you sure?
ELAINE: Oh quite.
JERRY: There was no mistaking it?
ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry.
JERRY: So you were talking, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") you're having pleasant conversation, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") then all of sudden...
ELAINE: Yea.
JERRY: It.
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: Out.
ELAINE: Out.
JERRY: Well I, I can't believe this. I know Phil, he, he's a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How could this be?
ELAINE: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with?
(Kramer enters)
KRAMER: Hey. (to Elaine) Hey how was your date with Phil Titola?
ELAINE: (to Kramer) He took it out.
(Shocked, Kramer acts like he just got a cold shiver down his back)
KRAMER: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's in human.
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Jerry: "I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes."
Father Curtis: "And this offends you as a Jewish person?"
Jerry: "No, it offends me as a comedian."
Jerry: "I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes."
Father Curtis: "And this offends you as a Jewish person?"
Jerry: "No, it offends me as a comedian."
A schtickle of flouride. :ugeek:
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The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I've got a hair on my tongue and I can't get it off. You know why? Of course you do. It's because nobody's bumped this thread in a while. Think I didn't notice? Well I've noticed. And now YOU ARE ON NOTICE!
Remember when you first went out to eat with your parents? Remember, it was such a treat to go and they serve you this different food that you never saw before, and they put it in front of you, and it was such a delicious and exciting adventure? And now, I just feel like a big, sweaty hog waiting for them to fill up the trough.
Remember when you first went out to eat with your parents? Remember, it was such a treat to go and they serve you this different food that you never saw before, and they put it in front of you, and it was such a delicious and exciting adventure? And now, I just feel like a big, sweaty hog waiting for them to fill up the trough.
Come on Judge. You can do better than that (copying and pasting the Seinfeld Facebook quote of the day).
Last night I watched the one where Elaine leaves an extremely erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder. Funny shit!
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Last night I watched the one where Elaine leaves an extremely erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder. Funny shit!
Well we're talking with with adult-film star Elaine Benes on the set of her new picture Elaine Does The Upper West Side
Kramer: Well we're talking with Elaine Benes; Adult film star on the set of her new picture "Elaine does the Upper West side"
Elaine: ( to the camera) Hi. How 're you doin'?
Kramer: I'm doin' fine.
George: Do you speak English?...English!!
Kramer: Whooooa! here's the director Jerry Seinfeld . Jerry , you discovered Elaine Benes?
Jerry: Well yes I did that's true. A couple of a guys I knew in the coastguard told me about her.... and I sensed that she had the anger and intensity that I needed to make this film work.
George: English. Does anybody speak English .Nobody speaks English.
Kramer: So What scene are you ready to shoot now , Elaine?
Elaine: In this scene my co-star who's right over here ( goes over to George who is still on the phone)
Follow meeeee... is George Costanza, he plays an airline pilot who's just returned from Rome and I'm about to show him how much I've missed him.
Door buzzer rings
Kramer: That's my Chinese food...So George is this your first movie with Elaine?
George: (visibly disturbed) I...I..I dunno.
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"That is damn good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell, scotch."
I just got my intern application accepted at Kramerica. :thumbup:
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Sadly (or awesomely depending on your point of view) I knew every one of those facts.
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
They didn't show up until 330 and I didn't answer the door. They waited outside for an hour before they left.
I think I might continue this on like Kramer did.
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8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
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9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
JERRY: So?
ELAINE: What?
JERRY: Come on. How was your date?
ELAINE: Oh, the date. The date.
JERRY: Ya how was it?
ELAINE: Interesting.
JERRY: Really.
ELAINE: Oh ya.
JERRY: Why what happened?
ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.
JERRY: Just put it.
ELAINE: He took it out.
JERRY: (confused) He what?
ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.
JERRY: He took what out?
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: He took It, Out?
ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.
JERRY: He couldn't.
ELAINE: He did.
JERRY: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous...
ELAINE: Noooo.
JERRY: You mean he just
ELAINE: Yes.
JERRY: Are you sure?
ELAINE: Oh quite.
JERRY: There was no mistaking it?
ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry.
JERRY: So you were talking, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") you're having pleasant conversation, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") then all of sudden...
ELAINE: Yea.
JERRY: It.
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: Out.
ELAINE: Out.
JERRY: Well I, I can't believe this. I know Phil, he, he's a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How could this be?
ELAINE: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with?
(Kramer enters)
KRAMER: Hey. (to Elaine) Hey how was your date with Phil Titola?
ELAINE: (to Kramer) He took it out.
(Shocked, Kramer acts like he just got a cold shiver down his back)
KRAMER: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's in human.
Dude, GIF win!
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Father Curtis: "And this offends you as a Jewish person?"
Jerry: "No, it offends me as a comedian."
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
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(sorry if this has been posted...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z14_-En-JTk
- Christopher McCandless
I've got a hair on my tongue and I can't get it off. You know why? Of course you do. It's because nobody's bumped this thread in a while. Think I didn't notice? Well I've noticed. And now YOU ARE ON NOTICE!
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
Come on Judge. You can do better than that (copying and pasting the Seinfeld Facebook quote of the day).
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVrIC6eABeU
You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!
At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
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Well we're talking with with adult-film star Elaine Benes on the set of her new picture Elaine Does The Upper West Side
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
Elaine: ( to the camera) Hi. How 're you doin'?
Kramer: I'm doin' fine.
George: Do you speak English?...English!!
Kramer: Whooooa! here's the director Jerry Seinfeld . Jerry , you discovered Elaine Benes?
Jerry: Well yes I did that's true. A couple of a guys I knew in the coastguard told me about her.... and I sensed that she had the anger and intensity that I needed to make this film work.
George: English. Does anybody speak English .Nobody speaks English.
Kramer: So What scene are you ready to shoot now , Elaine?
Elaine: In this scene my co-star who's right over here ( goes over to George who is still on the phone)
Follow meeeee... is George Costanza, he plays an airline pilot who's just returned from Rome and I'm about to show him how much I've missed him.
Door buzzer rings
Kramer: That's my Chinese food...So George is this your first movie with Elaine?
George: (visibly disturbed) I...I..I dunno.
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That episode was on TBS today
I like Jerry secondhand smoke two packs a day
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Yeah....she knew what she was doing!
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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i was at the docs today and sitting in a thin paper grown i thought of morty