Jerry: I don't think you do. You see, you know how to TAKE the reservation, you just don't know how to HOOOOLD the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.
Jerry: I don't think you do. You see, you know how to TAKE the reservation, you just don't know how to HOOOOLD the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.
unfortunately i worked at enterprise rent a car right out of college. this scene is so very true.
I've started watching the show and loving it so far. Luckily the last few weeks TBS has started with the early episodes. I would catch random episodes but now starting from the beginning. I haven't read the whole thread but has anyone mentioned the time when the four of them were in the car and, I think, Jerry or George parked in a handicap spot? I think an old person had an accident and when they came back, everyone was around the car. Can't remember the whole scene.
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
I've started watching the show and loving it so far. Luckily the last few weeks TBS has started with the early episodes. I would catch random episodes but now starting from the beginning. I haven't read the whole thread but has anyone mentioned the time when the four of them were in the car and, I think, Jerry or George parked in a handicap spot? I think an old person had an accident and when they came back, everyone was around the car. Can't remember the whole scene.
They were in George's dads car and it got all smashed Picking up the big screen TV for the Drake
My favorite show of all time! I can't count how many times I've seen every single episode. I love it!
I've started watching the show and loving it so far. Luckily the last few weeks TBS has started with the early episodes. I would catch random episodes but now starting from the beginning. I haven't read the whole thread but has anyone mentioned the time when the four of them were in the car and, I think, Jerry or George parked in a handicap spot? I think an old person had an accident and when they came back, everyone was around the car. Can't remember the whole scene.
They were in George's dads car and it got all smashed Picking up the big screen TV for the Drake
My favorite show of all time! I can't count how many times I've seen every single episode. I love it!
I HATE THE DRAKE!!
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
I've started watching the show and loving it so far. Luckily the last few weeks TBS has started with the early episodes. I would catch random episodes but now starting from the beginning. I haven't read the whole thread but has anyone mentioned the time when the four of them were in the car and, I think, Jerry or George parked in a handicap spot? I think an old person had an accident and when they came back, everyone was around the car. Can't remember the whole scene.
They were in George's dads car and it got all smashed Picking up the big screen TV for the Drake
My favorite show of all time! I can't count how many times I've seen every single episode. I love it!
Yes! Thank you for clarifying it. Now I remember. I couldn't stop laughing so much that my stomach started to hurt.
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
As they [van Buren gang] were ready to attack me, they stopped.
How come?
I was holding the garlic shaker in my hands I made their sign. (8 fingers up) They thought I was a past member.
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Like an old man trying to take back soup at a deli!
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp.
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp.
I love it when he runs out of ideas and resorts to Kramer's suggestion..
"Oh yeah?! Well I had sex with your wife!!"
......
"His wife is in a coma...."
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Then as he's driving back from the airport, he thinks of, "The life support machine called..." and takes a U-Turn.
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Probably one of my favorite dialogues in the entire show.
Exterior of Monk's coffee shop. Cut to Jerry and George at their regular booth.
A newspaper blocks out view of George's face. He lowers the paper to reveal...
a moustache.
George: What is Holland?
Jerry (also wearing a moustache): What do you mean, 'what is it?' It's a
country right next to Belgium.
George: No, that's the Netherlands.
Jerry: Holland *is* the Netherlands.
George: Then who are the Dutch?
Jerry (picking at his moustache): You know I cannot stand this thing anymore.
George: I know, I hate it too. I feel like an out of work porn star.
Jerry: I told you, we should have taken some kind of vacation.
George: Well why didn't we?
Jerry: Because you said this would be better. Remember? A vacation from
ourselves. That's what you said.
George: What if we grew muttonchops?
Jerry: No.
George: Buzz cuts? Parachute pants!
Jerry: Stop it, George. Stop it. I'm sorry, you've gotta get a job.
George(resigned): Dammit.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Well, you can't have this tested now. It's melting. It changes the molecules. I got a 90 in biology.
10/23/10, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (24th Bridge School Benefit)
10/24/10, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (24th Bridge School Benefit)
07/11/11, Paramount Theater, Oakland, California (Eddie Vedder Solo Show)
10/22/11, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (Eddie Vedder Solo Show, 25th Bridge School Benefit)
there was an early episode where Jerry and George play some game to settle who's going to get the apartment I think. they say "I'll choose you for it". what does that mean? I don't even understand the game when they play it.
Gimli 1993
Fargo 2003
Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
St. Paul 2014
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unfortunately i worked at enterprise rent a car right out of college. this scene is so very true.
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
ass man
They were in George's dads car and it got all smashed
My favorite show of all time! I can't count how many times I've seen every single episode. I love it!
I HATE THE DRAKE!!
Love the Drake!
Cheers.
<parking lot thing>
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
How come?
I was holding the garlic shaker in my hands I made their sign. (8 fingers up) They thought I was a past member.
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
"so i looked into the eye of the great fish"
"mammal"
"whatever"
A hole in one, eh?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I love it when he runs out of ideas and resorts to Kramer's suggestion..
"Oh yeah?! Well I had sex with your wife!!"
......
"His wife is in a coma...."
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I killed it out there.
Killed.
Killed?
Killed.
I'm going to go pick up some chicks.
Good lookin' ones too...
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
JERK STORE! JERK STORE! (pause) JERK STORE!
____________________________
Then as he's driving back from the airport, he thinks of, "The life support machine called..." and takes a U-Turn.
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Exterior of Monk's coffee shop. Cut to Jerry and George at their regular booth.
A newspaper blocks out view of George's face. He lowers the paper to reveal...
a moustache.
George: What is Holland?
Jerry (also wearing a moustache): What do you mean, 'what is it?' It's a
country right next to Belgium.
George: No, that's the Netherlands.
Jerry: Holland *is* the Netherlands.
George: Then who are the Dutch?
Jerry (picking at his moustache): You know I cannot stand this thing anymore.
George: I know, I hate it too. I feel like an out of work porn star.
Jerry: I told you, we should have taken some kind of vacation.
George: Well why didn't we?
Jerry: Because you said this would be better. Remember? A vacation from
ourselves. That's what you said.
George: What if we grew muttonchops?
Jerry: No.
George: Buzz cuts? Parachute pants!
Jerry: Stop it, George. Stop it. I'm sorry, you've gotta get a job.
George(resigned): Dammit.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Well, you can't have this tested now. It's melting. It changes the molecules. I got a 90 in biology.
10/24/10, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (24th Bridge School Benefit)
07/11/11, Paramount Theater, Oakland, California (Eddie Vedder Solo Show)
10/22/11, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (Eddie Vedder Solo Show, 25th Bridge School Benefit)
Fargo 2003
Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
St. Paul 2014