Seinfeld "Sufferings"

P23J

Jerry: I don't think you do. You see, you know how to TAKE the reservation, you just don't know how to HOOOOLD the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.

The Juggler

P23J wrote:

Jerry: I don't think you do. You see, you know how to TAKE the reservation, you just don't know how to HOOOOLD the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.

unfortunately i worked at enterprise rent a car right out of college. this scene is so very true.

The Juggler

THEY'RE A FESTIVE PEOPLE!

81

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Newch91

I've started watching the show and loving it so far. Luckily the last few weeks TBS has started with the early episodes. I would catch random episodes but now starting from the beginning. I haven't read the whole thread but has anyone mentioned the time when the four of them were in the car and, I think, Jerry or George parked in a handicap spot? I think an old person had an accident and when they came back, everyone was around the car. Can't remember the whole scene.

Green Circle

The sea was angry that day my friends...

81

The Boob Man wrote:

The sea was angry that day my friends...

ass man

peacegirl

Newch91 wrote:

I've started watching the show and loving it so far. Luckily the last few weeks TBS has started with the early episodes. I would catch random episodes but now starting from the beginning. I haven't read the whole thread but has anyone mentioned the time when the four of them were in the car and, I think, Jerry or George parked in a handicap spot? I think an old person had an accident and when they came back, everyone was around the car. Can't remember the whole scene.

They were in George's dads car and it got all smashed Picking up the big screen TV for the Drake

My favorite show of all time! I can't count how many times I've seen every single episode. I love it!

twisted thoughts

peacegirl wrote:

Newch91 wrote:

I've started watching the show and loving it so far. Luckily the last few weeks TBS has started with the early episodes. I would catch random episodes but now starting from the beginning. I haven't read the whole thread but has anyone mentioned the time when the four of them were in the car and, I think, Jerry or George parked in a handicap spot? I think an old person had an accident and when they came back, everyone was around the car. Can't remember the whole scene.

They were in George's dads car and it got all smashed Picking up the big screen TV for the Drake

My favorite show of all time! I can't count how many times I've seen every single episode. I love it!

I HATE THE DRAKE!!

Dru_Cortez

How do you not like the Drake?
Love the Drake!
Cheers.

Lizard

I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die!!!


<parking lot thing>

Newch91

peacegirl wrote:

Newch91 wrote:

I've started watching the show and loving it so far. Luckily the last few weeks TBS has started with the early episodes. I would catch random episodes but now starting from the beginning. I haven't read the whole thread but has anyone mentioned the time when the four of them were in the car and, I think, Jerry or George parked in a handicap spot? I think an old person had an accident and when they came back, everyone was around the car. Can't remember the whole scene.

They were in George's dads car and it got all smashed Picking up the big screen TV for the Drake

My favorite show of all time! I can't count how many times I've seen every single episode. I love it!

Yes! Thank you for clarifying it. Now I remember. I couldn't stop laughing so much that my stomach started to hurt.

The Juggler

love the drake

twisted thoughts

http://vodpod.com/watch/1738568-the-drake

Newch91

As they [van Buren gang] were ready to attack me, they stopped.

How come?

I was holding the garlic shaker in my hands I made their sign. (8 fingers up) They thought I was a past member.

Newch91

twisted thoughts wrote:

http://vodpod.com/watch/1738568-the-drake

Everyone does

dcfaithful

The Boo Man wrote:

The sea was angry that day my friends...

Like an old man trying to take back soup at a deli!

DPrival78

dcfaithful wrote:

The Boo Man wrote:

The sea was angry that day my friends...

Like an old man trying to take back soup at a deli!

"so i looked into the eye of the great fish"

"mammal"

"whatever"

twisted thoughts

was it a titlist?

dcfaithful

twisted thoughts wrote:

was it a titlist?

A hole in one, eh?

dcfaithful

HEYYYYY, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel, no-bagel.

Newch91

Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp.

dcfaithful

dcfaithful

Newch91 wrote:

Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp.

I love it when he runs out of ideas and resorts to Kramer's suggestion..

"Oh yeah?! Well I had sex with your wife!!"

......

"His wife is in a coma...."

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dcfaithful

Did you see my set, Jerry?

I killed it out there.

Killed.

Killed?

Killed.

I'm going to go pick up some chicks.

Good lookin' ones too...

Newch91

dcfaithful wrote:

Newch91 wrote:

Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp.

I love it when he runs out of ideas and resorts to Kramer's suggestion..

"Oh yeah?! Well I had sex with your wife!!"

......

"His wife is in a coma...."

Me too.

JERK STORE! JERK STORE! (pause) JERK STORE!
____________________________

Then as he's driving back from the airport, he thinks of, "The life support machine called..." and takes a U-Turn.

dcfaithful

Probably one of my favorite dialogues in the entire show.



Exterior of Monk's coffee shop. Cut to Jerry and George at their regular booth.

A newspaper blocks out view of George's face. He lowers the paper to reveal...

a moustache.

George: What is Holland?

Jerry (also wearing a moustache): What do you mean, 'what is it?' It's a

country right next to Belgium.

George: No, that's the Netherlands.

Jerry: Holland *is* the Netherlands.

George: Then who are the Dutch?

Jerry (picking at his moustache): You know I cannot stand this thing anymore.

George: I know, I hate it too. I feel like an out of work porn star.

Jerry: I told you, we should have taken some kind of vacation.

George: Well why didn't we?

Jerry: Because you said this would be better. Remember? A vacation from

ourselves. That's what you said.

George: What if we grew muttonchops?

Jerry: No.

George: Buzz cuts? Parachute pants!

Jerry: Stop it, George. Stop it. I'm sorry, you've gotta get a job.

George(resigned): Dammit.

DaveyG

The 81 wrote:

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Well, you can't have this tested now. It's melting. It changes the molecules. I got a 90 in biology.

Hugh Freaking Dillon

there was an early episode where Jerry and George play some game to settle who's going to get the apartment I think. they say "I'll choose you for it". what does that mean? I don't even understand the game when they play it.