Seinfeld "Sufferings"

81

i couldn't tell what was going on in the pic

got it know.

dcfaithful

81 wrote:

i couldn't tell what was going on in the pic

got it know.

I actually would agree with you. I need help. :(

florence151

SERENITY NOW!

One of my favorite expressions.

81

florence151 wrote:

SERENITY NOW!

One of my favorite expressions.

insantity later

Lizard

A fake number. Blimey!

dcfaithful

Lizard wrote:

A fake number. Blimey!

Yama mama, it's fright night.

Ledbetterman10

It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

norm

Ledbetterman10 wrote:

It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

I find your belief system fascinating.

dcfaithful

norm wrote:

Ledbetterman10 wrote:

It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

I find your belief system fascinating.

It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.

The Juggler

81 wrote:

florence151 wrote:

SERENITY NOW!

One of my favorite expressions.

insantity later

YOU ARE WHITE HOT BRAUN!

dcfaithful

The Jeagler wrote:

81 wrote:

florence151 wrote:

SERENITY NOW!

One of my favorite expressions.

insantity later

YOU ARE WHITE HOT BRAUN!

I love it when George is "selling" a computer, yet you can hear the dial tone as he hangs up.

Ledbetterman10

Another sale, Mr. Costanza. Chalk me up on the big board.

81

wanna go to the gap

Green Circle

George: "Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night and 'yada yada yada I'm really tired today.'

Elaine: You don't think she'd yada yada sex?"
"I've yada yada'd sex."

George: "Really?"

Elaine: "Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."

Jerry: "But you yada yada'd over the best part."

Elaine: "No, I mentioned the b i s q u e."

Poncier

Boo Boo wrote:

Jerry: "Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night and 'yada yada yada I'm really tired today.'

Elaine: You don't think she'd yada yada sex?"
"I've yada yada'd sex."

Jerry: "Really?"

Elaine: "Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."

Jerry: "But you yada yada'd over the best part."

Elaine: "No, I mentioned the b i s q u e."

I think you should have "George" everywhere you have "Jerry."

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Green Circle

Kramer enters.

Jerry: Hey.

Kramer: Hey.

George: You fixed me up with a bald woman.

Kramer flinches.

Kramer: Bald?

George: Yeah, that's right.

Elaine: Do you see the irony here? You're rejecting somebody because they're bald.

George: So?

Elaine: (puts her hands up to her mouth) You're bald!

George: No I'm not. I *was* bald.

Elaine grabs at the toupee, George dodges the grab.

George: Elaine.

Elaine grabs again and misses. George turns around and opens the door trying to get out. Elaine grabs the

toupee and runs to the window.

George: No, no, no Elaine.

Elaine: (shouting) I don't like this thing. And here's what I'm doing with it.

She tosses the toupee out the window.

George: Nooooo.

Green Circle

Yeah that's right...

dcfaithful

Boo Boo wrote:

Yeah that's right...

Awesome!

Green Circle

KRAMER: (picking the racquet up) Did you take this out of the garbage?

JERRY: Yeah, it's still got some spring in the strings.

KRAMER: Oh, Jerry, this is a piece of junk. (drops racquet in the trash) How
are you gonna be the executor of my living will?

Jerry retrieves the racquet from the trash.

KRAMER: (indicating) You see? You can't let go.

JERRY: Trust me, Kramer. Given the legal opportunity, I will kill you.

Lizard

NEWMAN: What took you so long?


that was on last nite in my area!