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Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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    dcfaithful wrote:
    Slippery Pete...he's the best. And the worst.

    :lol:

    Is that the Frogger?
    Yeah, it was on yesterday.

    I think it's the same episode where Elaine eats the cake from the royal wedding.

    Get well, get well soon, we wish you to get well. :lol:

    yah it is!!
    Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?
    Well, I have a feeling what you are about to go through is punishment enough.

    peterman kills me
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,469
    Cosmo Kramer: Human, it's human to be moved by a fragrance.
    Pam: That is so true.
    Cosmo Kramer: Her bouquet cleaved his hardened...
    Newman: [whispering] ... shell.
    Cosmo Kramer: Shell, and fondled his muscled heart. He imbibed her glistening spell, just before the other shoe fell.
    Pam: Kramer, that is so lovely.
    Cosmo Kramer: It's by an unknown 20th century poet.
    Pam: Oh? What's his name?
    Cosmo Kramer: Newman.
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Hey 81,
    The Jerkstore called....they're running out of you.

    :P :wave:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Hey 81,
    The Jerkstore called....they're running out of you.

    :P :wave:
    :(
    81 is now off the air

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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Hey 81,
    The Jerkstore called....they're running out of you.

    :P :wave:
    :(

    Ah, don't be like that. We're pals. 8-)
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,129
    Kramer picks up the old set from the Merv Griffin show currently airing on my Fox affiliate.
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Kramer picks up the old set from the Merv Griffin show currently airing on my Fox affiliate.

    Great episode.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    I have kiboshed before...and I will kibosh again.

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    loadedgunloadedgun Indiana Posts: 1,383
    Here comes another roundhouse kick to the head.

    Compliments of.......CRAZY JOE DIVOLA!!!
    Midwest. Indy/Lafayette.
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I have kiboshed before...and I will kibosh again.

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    "...I had a hair on my tongue. Do you know how much I hate that? Of course you do Jerry, you put it there."

    :lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    The Cadillac Part 1 and 2
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,469
    anyone slightly scared of the opera episode with joe divola dressed up as the clown when you were a kid?
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Hey 81,
    The Jerkstore called....they're running out of you.

    :P :wave:

    What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller.

    :mrgreen:
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    iamicaiamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    Is there any part of the religion that most attracts you?

    George : I think it's the hats.

    :lol:
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,469
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Hey 81,
    The Jerkstore called....they're running out of you.

    :P :wave:

    What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller.

    :mrgreen:


    oh yeah? well i had sex with your wife.

    my wife's in a coma!

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,783
    I think my favorite line ever might be from Newman to the cops in the episode where they kidnap the dog that was barking and keeping Elaine up at night.

    Newman: "What took ya so long?"

    That one gets me every time.
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    I think my favorite line ever might be from Newman to the cops in the episode where they kidnap the dog that was barking and keeping Elaine up at night.

    Newman: "What took ya so long?"

    That one gets me every time.


    Isn't he smoking a cig also? lol

    Great show. :D
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Puerto Rico Day episode was on yesterday.

    Kel Varnsen, Art Vandelay and Pennypacker all sharing the screen together. :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,085
    iamica wrote:
    Is there any part of the religion that most attracts you?

    George : I think it's the hats.

    :lol:

    is that where George wants to become Latvian Orthodox? That was on in my area last night.

    Kramer: I know what this is about Father. I didn’t do anything. I just
    spoke to her innocently for just a few minutes. It’s just that, that I have
    this power.
    Father-priest: Yes. Kavorka.
    Kramer: Kavorka?
    Father-priest: It is a Latvian word which means "the lure of the animal".
    Kramer: I don’t understand.
    Father-priest: Women are drawn to you. They would give anything to be
    possessed by you.
    Kramer: Help me Father. Help me.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    Elaine: I hope they get here soon, or we'll miss the overture
    Jerry: overture, curtains, lights...........this is it, we'll hit the heights..........and oh what heights we'll hit.........on with the show, this is it!!
    Elaine: you know it is so sad that all your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons.

    That was on yesterday in Winnipeg.

    anyone slightly scared of the opera episode with joe divola dressed up as the clown when you were a kid?
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    I think things were going okay.

    We were having a nice conversation.....
















    I mentioned how I liked horse manure.
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,469
    I think things were going okay.

    We were having a nice conversation.....
















    I mentioned how I liked horse manure.


    ....and it was right around then when she said she had a boyfriend? :think:
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    PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it. ~ George Costanza

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
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    Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,783
    I think my favorite line ever might be from Newman to the cops in the episode where they kidnap the dog that was barking and keeping Elaine up at night.

    Newman: "What took ya so long?"

    That one gets me every time.


    Isn't he smoking a cig also? lol

    Great show. :D


    Yep, he opens the door with a cig hanging out of his mouth. Classic.
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    PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Elaine: All right, let's go, I'll give you half an hour.
    Jerry: You're serious?
    Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
    Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
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    That's a rat hat?
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    And a poorly made one, even by rat hat standards.
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    Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 16,831
    The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli....
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli....
    ........ is that a Titleist?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 16,831
    Oh yes they did Jerry they were all over me. It was like Rocky 1. Diane came up to me, threw her arms around me, and kissed me. We both had tears streaming down our faces. I never saw anyone so beautiful. It was at that moment I decided to tell her I was not a marine biologist!

    She told me to go to hell and I took the bus home.
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,085
    dcfaithful wrote:
    The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli....
    ........ is that a Titleist?

    a hole in one.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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