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JERRY: I am not an anti-dentite!
KRAMER: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.
JERRY: They do have their own schools!
KRAMER: Yeah!....
"Hey, Denty!!"
One of the best Kramer lines.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Doctor: Well , I’m sorry…..She’s gone.
George: ………What’s that?…
Doctor: She expired.
George: …Are you sure?
Doctor: Yes , of course.
George: So…..She’s dead?
Doctor: Yes
George: …Huh!
Doctor: Let me ask you ; Had she been exposed to any kind of inexpensive glue?
George: …Why?
Doctor: We found traces of a certain toxic adhesive commonly found in very low priced envelopes.
George: Well she was sending out our wedding invitations.
Doctor: That’s probably what did it.
George: We were expecting about two hundred people…
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I haven't posted on this thread yet, amazingly. I'm a huge Seinfeld devotee. I watchted the one yesterday where Kramer and Newman get the rickshaw. My favorite is the homeless dude that says "Potato salad, reporting for duty". Hahaha
"FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
I haven't posted on this thread yet, amazingly. I'm a huge Seinfeld devotee. I watchted the one yesterday where Kramer and Newman get the rickshaw. My favorite is the homeless dude that says "Potato salad, reporting for duty". Hahaha
after running off with the rickshaw...
Homeless guy: Did I get the job?
Kramer: Uh, yeah, we'll let you know...
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
The cigar store Indian episode when Kramer drives by in the cab and yells out "Hey Jerry, look what I got!" and then starts mimicking an Indian.
The episode where Frank and Kramer are trying to play pool and the pool cues keep hitting the walls because the room isn't big enough.
I have seriously laughed so hard at these 2 episodes that I was crying. Lol
I watched the two part episode "The Trip" last night, where Jerry and George go to LA due to Jerry being on The Tonight Show and they look for Kramer out there. I had forgotten how hilarious that episode was.
BACK TO POLICE CAR
George: Hi.
Jerry: Hi, I'm Jerry.
George: George, how you doing?
GEORGE OFFERS HIS HAND, BUT THE GUY IS IN CUFFS
Guy: What did you do?
George: Nothing.
Jerry: Nothing.
Guy: Oh yeah right, me neither. Hey I didn't do nothing!
Cop: Shut up.
Jerry: Hot out.
Guy: Brutal.
George: What do you tip a chamber maid.
Guy: I don't know, five bucks a night.
Jerry: No, a dollar, two tops.
Guy: Hey, you guys aren't cuffed. What are you, narks?
George: Narks?
Jerry: Imagine, us narks?
George: No no no, you know actually we are friends of a serial killer.
Guy: Really? Well, that's very nice.
George: Oh, thank you.
Jerry: Suspected serial killer, he didn't actually do it.
George: Yeah well, we don't think.
Jerry: We're pretty sure.
Guy: A dollar a night?
Jerry: Yeah, that's a good tip!
Guy: That stinks!
Jerry: I read it in Ann Landers.
Guy: Oh, Ann Landers sucks!
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Associated Press December 13, 2010 02:58 PM
(12-13) 14:58 PST Santa Ana, Calif. (AP) --
A Festivus for the rest of us? A convicted drug dealer in California thinks so. He cited his adherence to the holiday celebrated on a famous episode of "Seinfeld" to get better meals at the Orange County jail.
The Orange County Register reported Monday that Malcolm Alarmo King disliked the salami meals served at the jail, so he used his devotion to Festivus as a reason to get kosher meals reserved for inmates with religious needs.
Keeping kosher is not one of the tenets of Festivus, which was depicted on "Seinfeld" as celebrated with the airing of grievances and the display of an aluminum pole.
Sheriff's spokesman Ryan Burris says King got salami-free meals for two months before the county got the order thrown out in court.
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Associated Press December 13, 2010 02:58 PM
(12-13) 14:58 PST Santa Ana, Calif. (AP) --
A Festivus for the rest of us? A convicted drug dealer in California thinks so. He cited his adherence to the holiday celebrated on a famous episode of "Seinfeld" to get better meals at the Orange County jail.
The Orange County Register reported Monday that Malcolm Alarmo King disliked the salami meals served at the jail, so he used his devotion to Festivus as a reason to get kosher meals reserved for inmates with religious needs.
Keeping kosher is not one of the tenets of Festivus, which was depicted on "Seinfeld" as celebrated with the airing of grievances and the display of an aluminum pole.
Sheriff's spokesman Ryan Burris says King got salami-free meals for two months before the county got the order thrown out in court.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
he was here a couple years back. You're right about the $$$. Pretty damn steep.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Jerry: (answering machine) leave a message and Ill call you back, thanks.
JOE DIVOLA: Jerry, Joe Divola. *Pbt* *Pbt* *Pbt* I have a hair on my
tongue, I can't get it off, you know how much I hate that? Course you do,
you put it there. I know what you said about me Seinfeld. I know you
badmouthed me to the execs at NBC, put the kibosh on my deal. Now Im gonna
put the kibosh on you. You know Ive kiboshed before, and I will kibosh
again.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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he was here a couple years back. You're right about the $$$. Pretty damn steep.
with fee's it's like $220 for a pair. hopefully the prices fall tommorrow on day of show.
Possibly. I bet it sells out though.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
your quoting wikipedia as fact
im betting that was this guys only defense as well....
now if he had just decided to convert to Judaism....well, he probly woulda gotten his kosher meals...that woulda required a little more work tho i assume
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
your quoting wikipedia as fact
im betting that was this guys only defense as well....
now if he had just decided to convert to Judaism....well, he probly woulda gotten his kosher meals...that woulda required a little more work tho i assume
Is the rest of the internet really any better?
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
your quoting wikipedia as fact
im betting that was this guys only defense as well....
now if he had just decided to convert to Judaism....well, he probly woulda gotten his kosher meals...that woulda required a little more work tho i assume
Is the rest of the internet really any better?
no, not really
:oops:
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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"FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I think it's the same episode where Elaine eats the cake from the royal wedding.
Get well, get well soon, we wish you to get well.
"FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
Comments
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
"Hey, Denty!!"
One of the best Kramer lines.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
George likes his chicken spicy...
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
George: ………What’s that?…
Doctor: She expired.
George: …Are you sure?
Doctor: Yes , of course.
George: So…..She’s dead?
Doctor: Yes
George: …Huh!
Doctor: Let me ask you ; Had she been exposed to any kind of inexpensive glue?
George: …Why?
Doctor: We found traces of a certain toxic adhesive commonly found in very low priced envelopes.
George: Well she was sending out our wedding invitations.
Doctor: That’s probably what did it.
George: We were expecting about two hundred people…
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
after running off with the rickshaw...
Homeless guy: Did I get the job?
Kramer: Uh, yeah, we'll let you know...
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
now that's a complaint
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
The cigar store Indian episode when Kramer drives by in the cab and yells out "Hey Jerry, look what I got!" and then starts mimicking an Indian.
The episode where Frank and Kramer are trying to play pool and the pool cues keep hitting the walls because the room isn't big enough.
I have seriously laughed so hard at these 2 episodes that I was crying. Lol
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
One of my favourite. Marine Biologist.
I watched the two part episode "The Trip" last night, where Jerry and George go to LA due to Jerry being on The Tonight Show and they look for Kramer out there. I had forgotten how hilarious that episode was.
BACK TO POLICE CAR
George: Hi.
Jerry: Hi, I'm Jerry.
George: George, how you doing?
GEORGE OFFERS HIS HAND, BUT THE GUY IS IN CUFFS
Guy: What did you do?
George: Nothing.
Jerry: Nothing.
Guy: Oh yeah right, me neither. Hey I didn't do nothing!
Cop: Shut up.
Jerry: Hot out.
Guy: Brutal.
George: What do you tip a chamber maid.
Guy: I don't know, five bucks a night.
Jerry: No, a dollar, two tops.
Guy: Hey, you guys aren't cuffed. What are you, narks?
George: Narks?
Jerry: Imagine, us narks?
George: No no no, you know actually we are friends of a serial killer.
Guy: Really? Well, that's very nice.
George: Oh, thank you.
Jerry: Suspected serial killer, he didn't actually do it.
George: Yeah well, we don't think.
Jerry: We're pretty sure.
Guy: A dollar a night?
Jerry: Yeah, that's a good tip!
Guy: That stinks!
Jerry: I read it in Ann Landers.
Guy: Oh, Ann Landers sucks!
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/interview-with-creepy-hand-model-takes-internet-by-storm--1902?nc
she is scary.
I wonder if she allows herself to enjoy sex--probably afraid she will hurt her hands!!!!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
"I'd like to stop at the duty-free shop."
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Associated Press
Inmate seeking kosher meals cites Festivus belief
Associated Press December 13, 2010 02:58 PM
(12-13) 14:58 PST Santa Ana, Calif. (AP) --
A Festivus for the rest of us? A convicted drug dealer in California thinks so. He cited his adherence to the holiday celebrated on a famous episode of "Seinfeld" to get better meals at the Orange County jail.
The Orange County Register reported Monday that Malcolm Alarmo King disliked the salami meals served at the jail, so he used his devotion to Festivus as a reason to get kosher meals reserved for inmates with religious needs.
Keeping kosher is not one of the tenets of Festivus, which was depicted on "Seinfeld" as celebrated with the airing of grievances and the display of an aluminum pole.
Sheriff's spokesman Ryan Burris says King got salami-free meals for two months before the county got the order thrown out in court.
tickets are expensive. :x
Interestingly enough, Festivius isn't fictional.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
he was here a couple years back. You're right about the $$$. Pretty damn steep.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
INSIDE JOE DIVOLA'S APARTMENT
Jerry: (answering machine) leave a message and Ill call you back, thanks.
JOE DIVOLA: Jerry, Joe Divola. *Pbt* *Pbt* *Pbt* I have a hair on my
tongue, I can't get it off, you know how much I hate that? Course you do,
you put it there. I know what you said about me Seinfeld. I know you
badmouthed me to the execs at NBC, put the kibosh on my deal. Now Im gonna
put the kibosh on you. You know Ive kiboshed before, and I will kibosh
again.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
with fee's it's like $220 for a pair. hopefully the prices fall tommorrow on day of show.
Possibly. I bet it sells out though.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
your quoting wikipedia as fact
im betting that was this guys only defense as well....
now if he had just decided to convert to Judaism....well, he probly woulda gotten his kosher meals...that woulda required a little more work tho i assume
Is the rest of the internet really any better?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
no, not really
:oops:
Serenity now!!
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
it's sold out on ticketmaster. but the online ticket brokers still have em.
Is that the Frogger?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I think it's the same episode where Elaine eats the cake from the royal wedding.
Get well, get well soon, we wish you to get well.