Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,823
    Newch91 wrote:
    SERENITY NOW!!!



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  • iamicaiamica Posts: 2,628
    Newch91 wrote:
    SERENITY NOW!!!

    George: Why couldn't you just punch a pillow or something? Why did you have to destroy 200 computers?!

    Kramer: I tell you something, George, I owe you one.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I konw the chunky that ate these chunky's! NEWMAN!!!
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    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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  • peacegirlpeacegirl Posts: 835
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I konw the chunky that ate these chunky's! NEWMAN!!!

    Mom, Dad...I have fleas :lol:
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    I guess David Beckam named his daughter Harper Seven. A lot of people on Twitter wrote it reminded them of "Seinfeld".

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-no ... 77.html?nc
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.
    :lol: Just watched that one today.

    You know my cousin, Risha? I'm going to date her.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.
    :lol: Just watched that one today.

    You know my cousin, Risha? I'm going to date her.
    I love when his parents find the van in the woods and they see the seat fold down... :lol::lol:


    Bunch-a nymphos.
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.
    :lol: Just watched that one today.

    You know my cousin, Risha? I'm going to date her.
    I love when his parents find the van in the woods and they see the seat fold down... :lol::lol:


    Bunch-a nymphos.
    :lol::lol: That was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when his parents came home, turn on the light, and see George sitting on the kitchen counter.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    :lol::lol: That was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when his parents came home, turn on the light, and see George sitting on the kitchen counter.

    Oh yeah... classic!

    :lol:

    George, surprising his parents in the kitchen: "Welcome back."

    Estelle: "Oh!"

    George: "Quick for a... catered affair."

    Frank: "I don't know what you mean."

    George: "You ditched me. That's twice. Now I demand to know what's going on!"

    Frank: "George, we've had it with you. Understand? We love you like a son,
    but even parents have limits."

    Estelle: "The breakups, the firings. And every Sunday with the calls."

    Frank: "What my wife is trying to say is that this is supposed to be our
    time."

    George: "I'm not following."

    Frank: "We're cuttin' you lose."

    George: "You're cuttin' me loose?"

    Frank: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother."
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dcfaithful wrote:
    We love you like a son,

    that always cracks me up :lol::lol:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Peterman kills me...

    New scene.

    Jerry and George enter a Chinese restaurant, we pick them up in

    mid-conversation.

    Jerry: ...Alright, you're locked up in a prison in Turkey, I have your wallet.

    The only way I can bribe the guards to get you out is for you to give me your

    ATM code.

    George: Call the Embassy.

    Jerry: They're closed.

    George: Why?

    Jerry: Bomb threat.

    George: We're in Turkey?

    Jerry: Midnight Express, my friend.

    George: My card won't work there; they're not on the Plus system.

    Mr. Peterman walks in.

    Peterman: You must be Jerry Seinfeld.

    Jerry: Yes, hi, Mr. Peterman. This is, uh, George Costanza.

    Peterman: J. Peterman.

    George (grabbing lapels): J. Crew.

    Jerry: Well, is Elaine here?

    Peterman: Oh, Elaine just called, she won't be joining us. Not to worry, I'll

    tell the maitre'd it'll just be the three bulls.

    George: What's going on? He still wants to have dinner with us?

    Jerry: Without Elaine? What for?

    George: What, is he crazy?

    Jerry: We gotta get out of here. Come on; weave your web, liar man.

    George: I've got nothing, I-I-I-I'm blank.

    Jerry: George, what's the matter with you?

    George: I'm choking!

    Peterman: Ah, Fong has been most accommodating. Shall we?

    Jerry: Actually, you know I just remembered I promised this comedy club that

    I'd do a set tonight, so, terribly sorry.

    Peterman: I understand, no hard feelings. George and I will miss your company.

    Fong? It will just be two this evening. George, we dine.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Can you spare me a square?
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Don't we have a deal with the pigeons?
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • peacegirlpeacegirl Posts: 835
    Newch91 wrote:
    Can you spare me a square?

    I don't a square to spare

    Is it 2-ply? Cause if it's 2-ply, I'll just take 1-ply
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Hello..... squirrel.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Peterman kills me...

    New scene.

    Jerry and George enter a Chinese restaurant, we pick them up in

    mid-conversation.

    Jerry: ...Alright, you're locked up in a prison in Turkey, I have your wallet.

    The only way I can bribe the guards to get you out is for you to give me your

    ATM code.

    George: Call the Embassy.

    Jerry: They're closed.

    George: Why?

    Jerry: Bomb threat.

    George: We're in Turkey?

    Jerry: Midnight Express, my friend.

    George: My card won't work there; they're not on the Plus system.

    Mr. Peterman walks in.

    Peterman: You must be Jerry Seinfeld.

    Jerry: Yes, hi, Mr. Peterman. This is, uh, George Costanza.

    Peterman: J. Peterman.

    George (grabbing lapels): J. Crew.

    Jerry: Well, is Elaine here?

    Peterman: Oh, Elaine just called, she won't be joining us. Not to worry, I'll

    tell the maitre'd it'll just be the three bulls.

    George: What's going on? He still wants to have dinner with us?

    Jerry: Without Elaine? What for?

    George: What, is he crazy?

    Jerry: We gotta get out of here. Come on; weave your web, liar man.

    George: I've got nothing, I-I-I-I'm blank.

    Jerry: George, what's the matter with you?

    George: I'm choking!

    Peterman: Ah, Fong has been most accommodating. Shall we?

    Jerry: Actually, you know I just remembered I promised this comedy club that

    I'd do a set tonight, so, terribly sorry.

    Peterman: I understand, no hard feelings. George and I will miss your company.

    Fong? It will just be two this evening. George, we dine.


    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    peacegirl wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Can you spare me a square?

    I don't a square to spare

    Is it 2-ply? Cause if it's 2-ply, I'll just take 1-ply

    Jerry, don't call me. You either.
    81 is now off the air

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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Step off george
    81 is now off the air

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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    The 81 wrote:
    Step off george
    Bowling? You get no ruuuuuush from bowling
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Heather: What's in bag?

    George: That's a sandwich.

    [Clock starts ringing]

    George: Damn salami.

    Heather: My clock, you stole it!

    George: That... that damn delicatessen that is last time they screw up one of my orders
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    I couldn't stop laughing when George and Jerry knocked out Jerry's girlfriend just so they could play with her toys. :lol::lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Newch91 wrote:
    SERENITY NOW!!!

    HOOCHIE MAMA!!!
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  • peacegirlpeacegirl Posts: 835
    Newch91 wrote:
    I couldn't stop laughing when George and Jerry knocked out Jerry's girlfriend just so they could play with her toys. :lol::lol:

    More wine and turkey?
  • peacegirlpeacegirl Posts: 835
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Hello..... squirrel.

    We have no deal with them!
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    peacegirl wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    I couldn't stop laughing when George and Jerry knocked out Jerry's girlfriend just so they could play with her toys. :lol::lol:

    More wine and turkey?
    Don't forget the heavy gravey



    Are you stupid, hawks prey on squirels
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    SERENITY NOW!!!

    HOOCHIE MAMA!!!

    I always laugh my ass off at this episode when Kramer looks all distraught and Jerry comes up to him in the hallway... Kramer is just mumbling "Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now."

    The screen-door and everything. :lol::lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    SERENITY NOW!!!

    HOOCHIE MAMA!!!

    I always laugh my ass off at this episode when Kramer looks all distraught and Jerry comes up to him in the hallway... Kramer is just mumbling "Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now."

    The screen-door and everything. :lol::lol::lol:
    Any town USA
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Any town USA


    Ya'll come back real.. *SLAMS DOOR SHUT*
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    SERENITY NOW!!!

    HOOCHIE MAMA!!!

    I always laugh my ass off at this episode when Kramer looks all distraught and Jerry comes up to him in the hallway... Kramer is just mumbling "Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now."

    The screen-door and everything. :lol::lol::lol:
    And then after the kids attack him with silly string.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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