Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • DaveyG
    DaveyG Posts: 225
    Yesterday I made a list of every episode of Seinfeld I haven't seen. Short list.
    10/23/10, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (24th Bridge School Benefit)
    10/24/10, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (24th Bridge School Benefit)
    07/11/11, Paramount Theater, Oakland, California (Eddie Vedder Solo Show)
    10/22/11, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (Eddie Vedder Solo Show, 25th Bridge School Benefit)
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Jimmy's gonna put the moves on Elaine.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    George: I can't believe I missed Kramer. You know he asked me to go with him
    to California.

    Jerry: He did?

    George: Yeah, I turned him down.

    Jerry: How come you didn't tell me?

    George: He asked me to keep it a secret.

    Jerry: But you can never keep a secret.

    George: I know. This was like a record. My previous record was when Joni
    Hirsch asked me not to tell anybody that we slept together. Kept a lid on that
    for about 28 seconds.

    Jerry: Well, you've come a long way.

    George: I've matured.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    A personal favorite segment:

    Jerry's apartment. George walks in with several stuffed suitcases and
    backpacks.

    Jerry: What is this?

    George: What?

    Jerry: We're going on a two day trip, what are you, Diana Ross?

    George: I happen to dress based on mood.

    Jerry: Oh. But you essentially wear the same thing all the time.

    George: Seemingly. Seemingly. But within that basic framework there are many
    subtle variations, only discernable to an acute observer, that reflect the many
    moods, the many shades, the many sides of George Costanza.

    Jerry: (referring to George's outfit): And what mood is this.

    George: This is Morning Mist.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    dcfaithful wrote:
    A personal favorite segment:

    Jerry's apartment. George walks in with several stuffed suitcases and
    backpacks.

    Jerry: What is this?

    George: What?

    Jerry: We're going on a two day trip, what are you, Diana Ross?

    George: I happen to dress based on mood.

    Jerry: Oh. But you essentially wear the same thing all the time.

    George: Seemingly. Seemingly. But within that basic framework there are many
    subtle variations, only discernable to an acute observer, that reflect the many
    moods, the many shades, the many sides of George Costanza.

    Jerry: (referring to George's outfit): And what mood is this.

    George: This is Morning Mist.

    lol
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    http://dailyseinfeld.tumblr.com/
    81 is now off the air

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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Just drivin' around in John Voight's car.....
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Just drivin' around in John Voight's car.....

    YES!!!

    "Everyone's talkin' to me.... but I don't hear a word they're sayin.... just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car..."

    Kills me every time.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Bizarro wrote:
    http://dailyseinfeld.tumblr.com/

    Oh my god, thank you. I'll be checking this every day now.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    JERRY: I am not an anti-dentite!
    KRAMER: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.
    JERRY: They do have their own schools!
    KRAMER: Yeah!....
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Lol, that whole episode kills me! Top ten for sure. : )

    dcfaithful wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Just drivin' around in John Voight's car.....

    YES!!!

    "Everyone's talkin' to me.... but I don't hear a word they're sayin.... just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car..."

    Kills me every time.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    George is getting upset!!
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Lizard wrote:
    JERRY: I am not an anti-dentite!
    KRAMER: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.
    JERRY: They do have their own schools!
    KRAMER: Yeah!....

    "Hey, Denty!!"

    One of the best Kramer lines.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    George is getting upset!!

    George likes his chicken spicy...
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Doctor: Well , I’m sorry…..She’s gone.
    George: ………What’s that?…
    Doctor: She expired.
    George: …Are you sure?
    Doctor: Yes , of course.
    George: So…..She’s dead?
    Doctor: Yes
    George: …Huh!
    Doctor: Let me ask you ; Had she been exposed to any kind of inexpensive glue?
    George: …Why?
    Doctor: We found traces of a certain toxic adhesive commonly found in very low priced envelopes.
    George: Well she was sending out our wedding invitations.
    Doctor: That’s probably what did it.
    George: We were expecting about two hundred people…
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    I haven't posted on this thread yet, amazingly. I'm a huge Seinfeld devotee. I watchted the one yesterday where Kramer and Newman get the rickshaw. My favorite is the homeless dude that says "Potato salad, reporting for duty". Hahaha
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    I haven't posted on this thread yet, amazingly. I'm a huge Seinfeld devotee. I watchted the one yesterday where Kramer and Newman get the rickshaw. My favorite is the homeless dude that says "Potato salad, reporting for duty". Hahaha

    after running off with the rickshaw...

    Homeless guy: Did I get the job?
    Kramer: Uh, yeah, we'll let you know...
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • acrossssSsssshittt
    acrossssSsssshittt Posts: 1,014
    the pig says my wife is a slut...


    now that's a complaint
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    "yeah that's right" - David Puddy
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    "My mother caught me" - George Costanza
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self

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