I konw the chunky that ate these chunky's! NEWMAN!!!
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8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.
Just watched that one today.
You know my cousin, Risha? I'm going to date her.
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"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.
Just watched that one today.
You know my cousin, Risha? I'm going to date her.
I love when his parents find the van in the woods and they see the seat fold down...
Bunch-a nymphos.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.
Just watched that one today.
You know my cousin, Risha? I'm going to date her.
I love when his parents find the van in the woods and they see the seat fold down...
Bunch-a nymphos.
That was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when his parents came home, turn on the light, and see George sitting on the kitchen counter.
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"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
That was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when his parents came home, turn on the light, and see George sitting on the kitchen counter.
Oh yeah... classic!
George, surprising his parents in the kitchen: "Welcome back."
Estelle: "Oh!"
George: "Quick for a... catered affair."
Frank: "I don't know what you mean."
George: "You ditched me. That's twice. Now I demand to know what's going on!"
Frank: "George, we've had it with you. Understand? We love you like a son,
but even parents have limits."
Estelle: "The breakups, the firings. And every Sunday with the calls."
Frank: "What my wife is trying to say is that this is supposed to be our
time."
George: "I'm not following."
Frank: "We're cuttin' you lose."
George: "You're cuttin' me loose?"
Frank: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother."
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Jerry and George enter a Chinese restaurant, we pick them up in
mid-conversation.
Jerry: ...Alright, you're locked up in a prison in Turkey, I have your wallet.
The only way I can bribe the guards to get you out is for you to give me your
ATM code.
George: Call the Embassy.
Jerry: They're closed.
George: Why?
Jerry: Bomb threat.
George: We're in Turkey?
Jerry: Midnight Express, my friend.
George: My card won't work there; they're not on the Plus system.
Mr. Peterman walks in.
Peterman: You must be Jerry Seinfeld.
Jerry: Yes, hi, Mr. Peterman. This is, uh, George Costanza.
Peterman: J. Peterman.
George (grabbing lapels): J. Crew.
Jerry: Well, is Elaine here?
Peterman: Oh, Elaine just called, she won't be joining us. Not to worry, I'll
tell the maitre'd it'll just be the three bulls.
George: What's going on? He still wants to have dinner with us?
Jerry: Without Elaine? What for?
George: What, is he crazy?
Jerry: We gotta get out of here. Come on; weave your web, liar man.
George: I've got nothing, I-I-I-I'm blank.
Jerry: George, what's the matter with you?
George: I'm choking!
Peterman: Ah, Fong has been most accommodating. Shall we?
Jerry: Actually, you know I just remembered I promised this comedy club that
I'd do a set tonight, so, terribly sorry.
Peterman: I understand, no hard feelings. George and I will miss your company.
Fong? It will just be two this evening. George, we dine.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
George: That... that damn delicatessen that is last time they screw up one of my orders
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6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I couldn't stop laughing when George and Jerry knocked out Jerry's girlfriend just so they could play with her toys.
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"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
I always laugh my ass off at this episode when Kramer looks all distraught and Jerry comes up to him in the hallway... Kramer is just mumbling "Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now."
The screen-door and everything.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I always laugh my ass off at this episode when Kramer looks all distraught and Jerry comes up to him in the hallway... Kramer is just mumbling "Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now."
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I always laugh my ass off at this episode when Kramer looks all distraught and Jerry comes up to him in the hallway... Kramer is just mumbling "Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now."
The screen-door and everything.
And then after the kids attack him with silly string.
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Comments
braun, you are WHITE HOT
George: Why couldn't you just punch a pillow or something? Why did you have to destroy 200 computers?!
Kramer: I tell you something, George, I owe you one.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Mom, Dad...I have fleas
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-no ... 77.html?nc
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
You know my cousin, Risha? I'm going to date her.
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Bunch-a nymphos.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Oh yeah... classic!
George, surprising his parents in the kitchen: "Welcome back."
Estelle: "Oh!"
George: "Quick for a... catered affair."
Frank: "I don't know what you mean."
George: "You ditched me. That's twice. Now I demand to know what's going on!"
Frank: "George, we've had it with you. Understand? We love you like a son,
but even parents have limits."
Estelle: "The breakups, the firings. And every Sunday with the calls."
Frank: "What my wife is trying to say is that this is supposed to be our
time."
George: "I'm not following."
Frank: "We're cuttin' you lose."
George: "You're cuttin' me loose?"
Frank: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother."
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
that always cracks me up
New scene.
Jerry and George enter a Chinese restaurant, we pick them up in
mid-conversation.
Jerry: ...Alright, you're locked up in a prison in Turkey, I have your wallet.
The only way I can bribe the guards to get you out is for you to give me your
ATM code.
George: Call the Embassy.
Jerry: They're closed.
George: Why?
Jerry: Bomb threat.
George: We're in Turkey?
Jerry: Midnight Express, my friend.
George: My card won't work there; they're not on the Plus system.
Mr. Peterman walks in.
Peterman: You must be Jerry Seinfeld.
Jerry: Yes, hi, Mr. Peterman. This is, uh, George Costanza.
Peterman: J. Peterman.
George (grabbing lapels): J. Crew.
Jerry: Well, is Elaine here?
Peterman: Oh, Elaine just called, she won't be joining us. Not to worry, I'll
tell the maitre'd it'll just be the three bulls.
George: What's going on? He still wants to have dinner with us?
Jerry: Without Elaine? What for?
George: What, is he crazy?
Jerry: We gotta get out of here. Come on; weave your web, liar man.
George: I've got nothing, I-I-I-I'm blank.
Jerry: George, what's the matter with you?
George: I'm choking!
Peterman: Ah, Fong has been most accommodating. Shall we?
Jerry: Actually, you know I just remembered I promised this comedy club that
I'd do a set tonight, so, terribly sorry.
Peterman: I understand, no hard feelings. George and I will miss your company.
Fong? It will just be two this evening. George, we dine.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
I don't a square to spare
Is it 2-ply? Cause if it's 2-ply, I'll just take 1-ply
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Jerry, don't call me. You either.
George: That's a sandwich.
[Clock starts ringing]
George: Damn salami.
Heather: My clock, you stole it!
George: That... that damn delicatessen that is last time they screw up one of my orders
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
HOOCHIE MAMA!!!
More wine and turkey?
We have no deal with them!
Are you stupid, hawks prey on squirels
I always laugh my ass off at this episode when Kramer looks all distraught and Jerry comes up to him in the hallway... Kramer is just mumbling "Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now."
The screen-door and everything.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Ya'll come back real.. *SLAMS DOOR SHUT*
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful