Seinfeld "Sufferings"

PJ_Soul

hedonist said:

Ledbetterman10 said:

TIPPY-TOE! TIPPY-TOE! TIPPY-TOE!

One of my favorite episodes (and sometimes, when it fits, I yell out tippy-toe to my husband).

So Riot Games opened a location next to my husband's work this past week. First day, there was a security guard in place (not sure why but whatever), standing in place or pacing around.

Second day, he had a chair.

Third day, had another chair upon which to rest his feet.

Not sure if he was sleeping by then

I just saw that episode last night.

Ledbetterman10

The Juggler said:

Ledbetterman10 said:

"You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy.......


Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window."

this is one of the funniest quotes ever

Great episode.I love all that Darren stuff. My favorite being in the coffee shop where he's taking notes since Kramer is in a meeting with Lomez.

Darren: After ordering, Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Constanza debated as to whether or not Iron Man wore an undergarment between his skin and his iron suit.

George: And I still say he's NAKED UNDER THERE!

Jerry: OH YEAH THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE!!!

Hobbes

Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.

Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.

Oh, and this is the first time we are introduced to Art Vandelay.

PJ_Soul

Ledbetterman10 said:

The Juggler said:

Ledbetterman10 said:

"You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy.......


Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window."

this is one of the funniest quotes ever

Great episode.I love all that Darren stuff. My favorite being in the coffee shop where he's taking notes since Kramer is in a meeting with Lomez.

Darren: After ordering, Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Constanza debated as to whether or not Iron Man wore an undergarment between his skin and his iron suit.

George: And I still say he's NAKED UNDER THERE!

Jerry: OH YEAH THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE!!!

And then Jerry goes to the bathroom and George washes his hands in Jerry's water glass.

hedonist

Hobbes said:

Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.

Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.

Oh, and this is the first time we are introduced to Art Vandelay.

Wasn't that the "quone" episode too?

I always thought it was OppenheimER Taft.

Ledbetterman10

When I was a kid, my father took me to the bank. And he lifted me up. And he pointed at the teller and said "Sonny boy, get a good look at him, THAT'S gonna be you someday."

Hobbes

hedonist said:

Hobbes said:

Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.

Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.

Oh, and this is the first time we are introduced to Art Vandelay.

Wasn't that the "quone" episode too?

I always thought it was OppenheimER Taft.

If a patient gets difficult, you "quone" him...

JV130312

Definitely Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft. They handled my tattoo removal lawsuit.

hedonist

I humbly stand corrected. How I heard it might be attributable to the Jew in me

Also, some of the Google results for "quone" are hilarious!

The Waiting Trophy Man

George leaving the phone message on his girlfriend's answering machine always cracks me up.
"So....take it easy." Lol.

Hobbes

The Waiting Trophy Man said:

George leaving the phone message on his girlfriend's answering machine always cracks me up.
"So....take it easy." Lol.

Tippy toe... tippy toe...

The Juggler

Hobbes said:

The Waiting Trophy Man said:

George leaving the phone message on his girlfriend's answering machine always cracks me up.
"So....take it easy." Lol.

Tippy toe... tippy toe...

Love that episode. Love it!! Reminds me of a buddy from college leaving a stoned rambling voicemail to some girl from one of his classes. He literally talked and stammered on for about 3 minutes about nothing. Hung up and asked us what the hell he just said. Haha

The Waiting Trophy Man

lol, that's great

norm

hmmmm....Feeling Foolish's letter sounds very familiar

Ledbetterman10

norm said:

hmmmm....Feeling Foolish's letter sounds very familiar

That's hilarious. Especially the last paragraph about driving him to the airport.

Ninetytworules

PJ_Soul said:

Ledbetterman10 said:

The Juggler said:

Ledbetterman10 said:

"You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy.......


Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window."

this is one of the funniest quotes ever

Great episode.I love all that Darren stuff. My favorite being in the coffee shop where he's taking notes since Kramer is in a meeting with Lomez.

Darren: After ordering, Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Constanza debated as to whether or not Iron Man wore an undergarment between his skin and his iron suit.

George: And I still say he's NAKED UNDER THERE!

Jerry: OH YEAH THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE!!!

And then Jerry goes to the bathroom and George washes his hands in Jerry's water glass.

"Oh Mr Tomosuloo wants to play dirty, huh. Well there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil"

Ledbetterman10

Thanks.....Lyle.....

The Juggler

This is something

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bobby dazzlers

ELAINE: No we didn't. You take these things too literally. It's like

saying,

you're hungry enough to eat a horse.

KRAMER: Well, my friend Jay Reimenschneider eats horse all the time. He

gets it from his butcher.

ELAINE: This is not the point. (emphatic) The point is, you just can't

have the bike.

KRAMER: Boy, I am really surprised at you. (opening the door) You are

the last person I figured would do something like this. I mean, George, yeah, I

can see that. Even Jerry. But not you, Elaine...

Kramer holds one hand up above his head.

KRAMER: I always put you up here...

Kramer holds his other hand at about knee height.

KRAMER: ...They're over here. Now you're... aww-whawww.

Kramer brings his first hand down to the level of the second. He

leaves, closing the door with a bang. Elaine sits, fighting with her conscience. There

is a brief pause, then the door opens again and Kramer pokes in his head,

expectantly.

ELAINE: (grudging) Alright.

KRAMER: (points) Digidi.

The Juggler