Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • He stopped short? That's my move. :x
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    He stopped short? That's my move. :x
    "I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!"

    Stranger on the side of the road: "Hey, the Assman's in town!"

    Kramer: "You got that straight!"
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • the sea was angry that day my friends... ilke an ol' man tryin to send back soup in a deli
  • She just took credit for my big salad.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    a long time ago, in a job far way, we had a lunch murder mystery thing at the local theater.

    of course, you have lunch, and during lunch the actors do their thing and you gotta guess the killer, and why and how.

    anyways, i went with Kramer. the why included newman doing something, as newman is apt to do.
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    a long time ago, in a job far way, we had a lunch murder mystery thing at the local theater.

    of course, you have lunch, and during lunch the actors do their thing and you gotta guess the killer, and why and how.

    anyways, i went with Kramer. the why included newman doing something, as newman is apt to do.

    "That's proposterous."

    newman.jpg?w=318&h=398
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Posts: 17,002
    Seeing Kel Varnsen's username just reminded me that it's gay that the "The Puerto Rican Day" episode doesn't air not nearly enough.
  • My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    "oh I was unstoppable! perfect combination of mountain dew and mozzarella, with just the right amount of grease on the joystick!"
  • "IT'S GOLDEN, JERRY! GOLDEN!"
    Bristow, VA (5/13/10)
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,503
    Jerry: You have no idea what an idiot is
    George: i just threw away a life of guilt free sex and floor seats to every event at Madison Square Garden so please a little respect, for I am Costanza, lord of the idiots.
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    I'm the Wiz!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • He took it out.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I love the word manuer. You've got the "mah" sound, and then the "newer". Mah-nu-er.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Cosmo Kramer: Say you got a big job interview, and you're a little nervous. Well, throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless, why, it will be our little secret.

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Cosmo Kramer: Say you got a big job interview, and you're a little nervous. Well, throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless, why, it will be our little secret.

    *singing* "H-E-Double N-I"..

    :lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    that's one tuck. one no-tuck.
  • AusticmanAusticman Posts: 1,323
    How was the meeting?

    You know I really like those sons o' a bitches.




    This son of a bitch is ice cold!
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • LoulouLoulou Posts: 6,247
    It's the Summer of George!!!!!!
    “ "Thank you Palestrina. It’s a wonderful evening, it’s great to be here and I wanna dedicate you a super sexy song." " (last words of Mark Sandman of Morphine)


    Adelaide 1998
    Adelaide 2003
    Adelaide 2006 night 1
    Adelaide 2006 night 2
    Adelaide 2009
    Melbourne 2009
    Christchurch NZ 2009
    Eddie Vedder, Adelaide 2011
    PJ20 USA 2011 night 1
    PJ20 USA 2011 night 2
    Adelaide BIG DAY OUT 2014
  • DaveyGDaveyG Posts: 225
    Yesterday I made a list of every episode of Seinfeld I haven't seen. Short list.
    10/23/10, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (24th Bridge School Benefit)
    10/24/10, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (24th Bridge School Benefit)
    07/11/11, Paramount Theater, Oakland, California (Eddie Vedder Solo Show)
    10/22/11, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (Eddie Vedder Solo Show, 25th Bridge School Benefit)
  • Jimmy's gonna put the moves on Elaine.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    George: I can't believe I missed Kramer. You know he asked me to go with him
    to California.

    Jerry: He did?

    George: Yeah, I turned him down.

    Jerry: How come you didn't tell me?

    George: He asked me to keep it a secret.

    Jerry: But you can never keep a secret.

    George: I know. This was like a record. My previous record was when Joni
    Hirsch asked me not to tell anybody that we slept together. Kept a lid on that
    for about 28 seconds.

    Jerry: Well, you've come a long way.

    George: I've matured.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    A personal favorite segment:

    Jerry's apartment. George walks in with several stuffed suitcases and
    backpacks.

    Jerry: What is this?

    George: What?

    Jerry: We're going on a two day trip, what are you, Diana Ross?

    George: I happen to dress based on mood.

    Jerry: Oh. But you essentially wear the same thing all the time.

    George: Seemingly. Seemingly. But within that basic framework there are many
    subtle variations, only discernable to an acute observer, that reflect the many
    moods, the many shades, the many sides of George Costanza.

    Jerry: (referring to George's outfit): And what mood is this.

    George: This is Morning Mist.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful wrote:
    A personal favorite segment:

    Jerry's apartment. George walks in with several stuffed suitcases and
    backpacks.

    Jerry: What is this?

    George: What?

    Jerry: We're going on a two day trip, what are you, Diana Ross?

    George: I happen to dress based on mood.

    Jerry: Oh. But you essentially wear the same thing all the time.

    George: Seemingly. Seemingly. But within that basic framework there are many
    subtle variations, only discernable to an acute observer, that reflect the many
    moods, the many shades, the many sides of George Costanza.

    Jerry: (referring to George's outfit): And what mood is this.

    George: This is Morning Mist.

    lol
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • Just drivin' around in John Voight's car.....
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Just drivin' around in John Voight's car.....

    YES!!!

    "Everyone's talkin' to me.... but I don't hear a word they're sayin.... just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car..."

    Kills me every time.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Bizarro wrote:

    Oh my god, thank you. I'll be checking this every day now.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    JERRY: I am not an anti-dentite!
    KRAMER: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.
    JERRY: They do have their own schools!
    KRAMER: Yeah!....
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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