Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • markin ballmarkin ball Posts: 1,075
    Funny thing about this photo. We were at the beach and there was this dumb looking guy near by. When he went in for a swim, my sons and I took all his stuff and threw it in the ocean! What a pear-shaped loser!

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    The first photo bomb.
    "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win ."

    "With our thoughts we make the world"
  • markin ballmarkin ball Posts: 1,075
    "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win ."

    "With our thoughts we make the world"
  • markin ballmarkin ball Posts: 1,075
    Years ago me and my buddy went to a Jerry Seinfeld New Years Eve show in Vegas at the Thomas and Mack Center (holds 18,000+) and he walked straight down the aisle to the stage while Jerry was in the middle of his act and gave Jerry a Batman pez dispenser.
    "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win ."

    "With our thoughts we make the world"
  • Mcam55Mcam55 Posts: 1,407
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    He's very independent; doesn't follow the trends.
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    Mickey: Are you kidding me, rock flies right through paper

    Kramer: Then what beats rock?

    Mickey: Nothing beats rock

    Kramer & Mickey: Rock, paper, scissors..MATCH!

    Kramer: rock

    Mickey: rock

    Kramer & Mickey: Rock, paper, scissors..MATCH!

    Kramer: rock

    Mickey: rock
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,567
    there was an early episode where Jerry and George play some game to settle who's going to get the apartment I think. they say "I'll choose you for it". what does that mean? I don't even understand the game when they play it.

    i think you are talking about when they play odds/even. 1.2.3 shoot then each person puts out number of fingers. however many are out combined determines who wins based on odds/even.
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    rival. wrote:
    "believe it or not but george isn't at home"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QJnE-uiJvo

    One of my roommates that I lived with I couple of years after I graduated college made this our as our message for our answering machine. It was the greatest thing ever...but we definitely confused a few callers.. :lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • afroannnie wrote:
    rival. wrote:
    "believe it or not but george isn't at home"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QJnE-uiJvo

    One of my roommates that I lived with I couple of years after I graduated college made this our as our message for our answering machine. It was the greatest thing ever...but we definitely confused a few callers.. :lol:

    I did my own answering machine version of that very song years before that episode existed. when it aired, my buddy called me up immediately and said "they did what you did! they stole your idea!".
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • Kramer: THE BEACH!!! (enters the apartment) You smell like the beach. What's the name of that perfume you're wearing?

    Tia: It's Ocean by CALVIN KLEIN.

    Kramer: CALVIN KLEIN? No, no. That's my idea. They, they stole my idea. Y'see I had the idea of a cologne that makes you smell like you just came from the beach.

    Jerry: I know look at this (shows an ad from CK)

    Kramer: (shocked) Whooo! That's you! What is going on here? The gyp, he laughs at me then he steals my idea. I could have been a millionaire. I could have been a fragrance millionaire, Jerry. They're not going to get away with this. (leaves)
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Does anyone else only eat the top of the muffins?
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  • Newch91 wrote:
    Does anyone else only eat the top of the muffins?

    Its the best part!!

    So, I work right by a Hostess store and saw a Drakes truck go in this morning...
    Made me think of this...
    http://youtu.be/4ZU05h3U2Hw
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    I don't wanna be a pirate
    81 is now off the air

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  • The 81 wrote:
    I don't wanna be a pirate

    I think people want to look like pirates. You know, it's the right time for it.. to be all puffy, and devil-may-care..
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    The white whale!
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    This lane is sooo luxurious!!
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    This lane is sooo luxurious!!

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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Damn you TBS!! Completely skipped all of season 3 and half of season 4. Now I don't know how they were approached for the pilot and what they did to Crazy Joe.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    Damn you TBS!! Completely skipped all of season 3 and half of season 4. Now I don't know how they were approached for the pilot and what they did to Crazy Joe.

    Come on over. I've got all seasons on DVD. Just bring plenty of beer. :thumbup: :lol:

    Scratch that. Bring some Hennigan's.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "No smell, no tell Scotch" :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9CVV0PAw9s
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    afroannnie wrote:
    Hahaha. One of my favorites.
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Damn you TBS!! Completely skipped all of season 3 and half of season 4. Now I don't know how they were approached for the pilot and what they did to Crazy Joe.

    Come on over. I've got all seasons on DVD. Just bring plenty of beer. :thumbup: :lol:

    Scratch that. Bring some Hennigan's.
    :lol: It's time like these I wish I had Netflix.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "You're damn right it's me!"
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    when you control the mail, you control....information.
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    when you control the mail, you control....information.
    :lol: Just watched that one today.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    when you control the mail, you control....information.
    :lol: Just watched that one today.

    Postal Employee: "May I help you?"

    Kramer: "Yeah, I'd like to cancel my mail."

    Postal Employee: "Certainly. How long would you like us to hold it?"

    Kramer: "Oh, no, no. I don't think you get me. I want out, permanently."

    Newman: "I'll handle this, Violet. Why don't you take your three hour break?
    Oh, calm down, everyone. No one's cancelling any mail."

    Kramer: "Oh, yes, I am."

    Newman: "What about your bills?"

    Kramer: "The bank can pay 'em."

    Newman: "The bank. What about your cards and letters?"

    Kramer: "E-mail, telephones, fax machines. Fedex, telex, telegrams,
    holograms."

    Newman: "All right, it's true! Of course nobody needs mail. What do you
    think, you're so clever for figuring that out? But you don't know the half of
    what goes on here. So just walk away, Kramer. I beg of you."

    Supervisor: "Is everything all right here, Postal Employee Newman?"

    Newman: "Yes, sir, I believe everything is all squared away. Isn't it, Mr.
    Kramer?"

    Kramer: "Oh, yeah. As long as I stop getting mail!"
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    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    his father was a mudder

    his mother was a mudder.
    81 is now off the air

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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    You like the Drake?
    I love the Drake!

    ...........


    HATE THE DRAKE!
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    You like the Drake?
    I love the Drake!

    ...........


    HATE THE DRAKE!
    Everyone does.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    SERENITY NOW!!!
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    "These were real hooters" - Kramer, talking about Frank's chest
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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