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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Newman. wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Now the real question is, is it worth signing up? :think:


    i'm signed up, but it's blocked. suppose i could fire up the EVO. It's not bound by modern man's boundries

    Uh-oh. Facebook stalking is on your agenda tonight? :lol:;)


    boy, she really could have done better than you. :mrgreen:
    81 is now off the air

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Lizard wrote:
    Today I bought 3 lottery scratchers for $5.

    The 1st 2 were losers but on the third one I won $5.00.

    that makes me...........................




    EVEN STEVEN!!!! :D:D



    well done sir, well done
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newman. wrote:
    boy, she really could have done better than you. :mrgreen:

    I keep tellin' her that, but she keeps hanging around. :?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    I have several friends who can vouch for me on this one......I actually did that exact same thing on my answering machine about 1992. Not the exact same words, but I used that same Greatest American Hero theme and used my own words. When that episode came out, my buddy called me up and said "hey, they stole that from you!".
    rival. wrote:
    "believe it or not but george isn't at home"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QJnE-uiJvo
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    and I have to say his pencil drumming technique is pretty damn good!
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    Newman. wrote:

    goerge, how's the penske file look

    George is "playing the drums" on his desk. He is tapping his desk with pencils.

    Mr. Costanza, Mr. Pensky is here to see you.

    Mr. Pensky? Of the Pensky file?

    Pensky enters.

    Mr. Pensky. I was just working on your file. I was transferring the contents of the file into this

    flexible accordion-style folder.
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Paul David wrote:
    and I have to say his pencil drumming technique is pretty damn good!

    superb indeed!
    and when i saw it the other day
    i was like, damn...thats me at work!!!
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Newman. wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    Today I bought 3 lottery scratchers for $5.

    The 1st 2 were losers but on the third one I won $5.00.

    that makes me...........................




    EVEN STEVEN!!!! :D:D



    well done sir, well done
    Thanks but I am a "gal"!!! 8-):D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
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    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip.
    From now on, when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it.


    Well I slept with your wife!!!!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    You know, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    twisted thoughts wrote:
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    Funny you post this, I've planned on photoshopping this come Christmas time with my picture and sending it to literally everyone I know. Including everyone in this thread. :)
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    humanfund.jpg&t=1

    Funny you post this, I've planned on photoshopping this come Christmas time with my picture and sending it to literally everyone I know. Including everyone in this thread. :)


    i can't wait to delilver them.
    81 is now off the air

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  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    dcfaithful wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    humanfund.jpg&t=1

    Funny you post this, I've planned on photoshopping this come Christmas time with my picture and sending it to literally everyone I know. Including everyone in this thread. :)

    good idea
    especially for co-workers and bosses :x
    Christmas coming and pockets empty
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newman. wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    humanfund.jpg&t=1

    Funny you post this, I've planned on photoshopping this come Christmas time with my picture and sending it to literally everyone I know. Including everyone in this thread. :)


    i can't wait to delilver them.

    You've clearly insulted me not too long ago in this thread Newman. You're not getting shit. Not even muffin stumps. ;)
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    humanfund.jpg&t=1

    Funny you post this, I've planned on photoshopping this come Christmas time with my picture and sending it to literally everyone I know. Including everyone in this thread. :)

    good idea
    especially for co-workers and bosses :x
    Christmas coming and pockets empty

    "Money for people." 8-)
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • DaveyG
    DaveyG Posts: 225
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Newman. wrote:
    i always ask the gf to high five. she always says no. :lol:

    Are you throwing in the incentive of the flip-side? :roll:

    BTW, Can I keep these balloons at your place for your Newmanium?

    "Those are my everyday ballons."
    10/23/10, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (24th Bridge School Benefit)
    10/24/10, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (24th Bridge School Benefit)
    07/11/11, Paramount Theater, Oakland, California (Eddie Vedder Solo Show)
    10/22/11, Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, California (Eddie Vedder Solo Show, 25th Bridge School Benefit)
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DaveyG wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Newman. wrote:
    i always ask the gf to high five. she always says no. :lol:

    Are you throwing in the incentive of the flip-side? :roll:

    BTW, Can I keep these balloons at your place for your Newmanium?

    "Those are my everyday ballons."

    :lol::lol::lol:

    I have yet to tell Newman that I have decided to attend the Kramanium instead. :?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Dion Rifkin
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    ELAINE: What is the big deal about putting your lips on somebody's face?

    JERRY: It's the obligation, you know? As soon as this person comes in, you know you have to do this. I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little better.

    ELAINE: How 'bout an intercourse hello? How would that be?

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