Man Laws

81

mookeywrench wrote:

The Jeagler wrote:

mookeywrench wrote:

and if all toilets are occupied, stand either by the sink or by the towels. NOT behind anyone

or pretend its circa 2002 at veterans stadium piss directly into the sink.

god i miss eagles games at that place

At least you had the luxury of urinals. At the metrodome you get to use a troft.

Wrigley field has that set up. Doesn't bother me. seems like it gets people in and out quickly.

The Juggler

81 wrote:

The Jeagler wrote:

really? don't you mean "The Mall of America Field at the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome?"

:roll: awful

fixed

that is terrible.

gotta respect soldier field for not going that route. dying breed....

81

The Jeagler wrote:

81 wrote:

The Jeagler wrote:

really? don't you mean "The Mall of America Field at the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome?"

:roll: awful

fixed

that is terrible.

gotta respect soldier field for not going that route. dying breed....

off the top of my head

Wrigley Field
Joe Louis Areana
Palace of Auburn Hills
Yankee Stadium
Fenway
Dodger Stadium
Cowboy Stadium
Lambeu
MSG


it's all about the money now a days.

The Juggler

81 wrote:

The Jeagler wrote:

81 wrote:

fixed

that is terrible.

gotta respect soldier field for not going that route. dying breed....

off the top of my head

Wrigley Field
Joe Louis Areana
Palace of Auburn Hills
Yankee Stadium
Fenway
Dodger Stadium
Cowboy Stadium
Lambeu
MSG


it's all about the money now a days.

as of right now the new giants/jets place is called new meadowlands stadium but you know that's not gonna last.

actually have to give the cowboys credit for not selling out....though that might have something to do with jerry jones' ego. surprised he didn't name it after himself.

81

few more

Candlestick
Superdome
Georgia Dome
Ralph Wilson
Paul Brown
Clevland stadium
Oakland coliseum
arrowhead
Turner Field (does this one count)
Rangers Ballpark
Oriole Park
Angel Stadium
Great American ballpark
nationals park
kauffman
Nassau Veterans memorial coliseum
Rose Garden


i'm actually suprised there are that many. seems like just about every nba/nhl areana has been bought, while quite a few baseball and nfl stadiums are still carrying a "real" name

The Juggler

81 wrote:

few more

Candlestick
Superdome
Georgia Dome
Ralph Wilson
Paul Brown
Clevland stadium
Oakland coliseum
arrowhead
Turner Field (does this one count)
Rangers Ballpark
Oriole Park
Angel Stadium
Great American ballpark
nationals park
kauffman
Nassau Veterans memorial coliseum
Rose Garden


i'm actually suprised there are that many. seems like just about every nba/nhl areana has been bought, while quite a few baseball and nfl stadiums are still carrying a "real" name

i think you're off on a few of those. isn't candlestick 3com or something? and i thought great american ballpark was named after the amusement park?

i always wondered about the rose garden too. that's a cool name but i'm not sure if there isn't a "rose" bank out in the pacific northwest or something.

Jeanwah

Another law...PLEASE guys...no nipple piercings!!!

81

The Jeagler wrote:

i think you're off on a few of those. isn't candlestick 3com or something? and i thought great american ballpark was named after the amusement park?

i always wondered about the rose garden too. that's a cool name but i'm not sure if there isn't a "rose" bank out in the pacific northwest or something.

you are correct on candle stick. the site i was looking at listed generally listed the name, including the sponser.

and you are semi correct on cincy (actually derived from the name of Great American Insurance Group, )

and finally the rose garden

The name was chosen both to reflect Portland's reputation as the Rose City[6], and to reflect the importance to basketball heritage of Boston Garden and Madison Square Garden arenas in Boston and New York City, respectively

81

Jeanwah wrote:

Another law...PLEASE guys...no nipple piercings!!!

would prince albert be ok.

RKCNDY

Like these?

Section 1: If you bring beer to a party, you must drink your beer first before drinking anyone else's....unless otherwise permitted by the host.

Section 2: If you bring beer to a party and need to leave, the beer stays there.

Section 3: If you open a beer you must finish it, never leave a "Wounded soldier"

Section 4: If you are at someone’s house you must ask for a beer, you can never just take one.

Section 5: The last beer will always be reserved for the man who originally purchased said alcohol. If someone consumes the last beer and is not the original purchaser, that person becomes solely responsible to replenish the reserves.

Section 6: If a man gets up to grab a beer, he is obliged to get one for any friends who are in need.

Section 7: Never drive drunk or let a friend drive drunk.

Section 8: You can't narc out a buddy for showing up to work hungover. You can however harass him as much as possible.

Section 9: In a bar or club, the guy with the drinks has the right of way.

Section 10: Never relocate another mans beer.

Section 11: No frozen concoctions at a sporting event, pregame or postgame.

Section 12: No man shall ever drink beer through a straw.

Section 13: Never turn down free beer on the basis that it is "Not your brand"

Section 14: If you didn't open the beer, don't touch it, drink it, put your cigarette butts out in it. It's not empty, I'll be back for it, I promise.

Section 15: All men who drink must know at least one drinking game

Section 16: If someone offers to buy you a drink, and you accept, you must drink ALL of that drink.

The Juggler

81 wrote:

The Jeagler wrote:

i think you're off on a few of those. isn't candlestick 3com or something? and i thought great american ballpark was named after the amusement park?

i always wondered about the rose garden too. that's a cool name but i'm not sure if there isn't a "rose" bank out in the pacific northwest or something.

you are correct on candle stick. the site i was looking at listed generally listed the name, including the sponser.

and you are semi correct on cincy (actually derived from the name of Great American Insurance Group, )

and finally the rose garden

The name was chosen both to reflect Portland's reputation as the Rose City[6], and to reflect the importance to basketball heritage of Boston Garden and Madison Square Garden arenas in Boston and New York City, respectively

i have newfound respect for the city of portland.

81

4and20 wrote:

Section 4: If you are at someone’s house you must ask for a beer, you can never just take one.

i disagree on this. if i'm at an old friends place, that i have hung with for years and we have shared many a beer thru the years, i have no problem going to his fridge and grabbing a beer.

81

The Jeagler wrote:

i have newfound respect for the city of portland.

while Portland was involved in the stadium at one point, Paul Allen bought everyone else out and owns it now. He has discussed naming it.

RKCNDY

81 wrote:

4and20 wrote:

Section 4: If you are at someone’s house you must ask for a beer, you can never just take one.

i disagree on this. if i'm at an old friends place, that i have hung with for years and we have shared many a beer thru the years, i have no problem going to his fridge and grabbing a beer.

the rule is 'someone' not 'your buddy from way back when'

81

4and20 wrote:

81 wrote:

4and20 wrote:

Section 4: If you are at someone’s house you must ask for a beer, you can never just take one.

i disagree on this. if i'm at an old friends place, that i have hung with for years and we have shared many a beer thru the years, i have no problem going to his fridge and grabbing a beer.

the rule is 'someone' not 'your buddy from way back when'

than it should have an addendum...host must ask if you need a beverage

dcfaithful

4and20 wrote:

Section 5: The last beer will always be reserved for the man who originally purchased said alcohol. If someone consumes the last beer and is not the original purchaser, that person becomes solely responsible to replenish the reserves.

This seems to be a commonly overlooked rule in my circle of friends... Looks like I'm going to have to present them with this doctrine.

dcfaithful

81 wrote:

than it should have an addendum...host must ask if you need a beverage

True. A good host who knows their guest drinks beer, will offer a beer.

Now, here's a question...if you have beer in your fridge, but not enough to share, and don't have a lot of cash to replenish...is it okay to deny beer requests?

81

dcfaithful wrote:

81 wrote:

than it should have an addendum...host must ask if you need a beverage

True. A good host who knows their guest drinks beer, will offer a beer.

Now, here's a question...if you have beer in your fridge, but not enough to share, and don't have a lot of cash to replenish...is it okay to deny beer requests?

hmm

Jearlpam0925

dcfaithful wrote:

81 wrote:

than it should have an addendum...host must ask if you need a beverage

True. A good host who knows their guest drinks beer, will offer a beer.

Now, here's a question...if you have beer in your fridge, but not enough to share, and don't have a lot of cash to replenish...is it okay to deny beer requests?

NO FUCKING WAY. That's being the opposite of a man. And another thing - you bring beer over someone's house, don't even think about being a crook nose and taking it home with you.

The Fixer

Jearlpam0925 wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

81 wrote:

than it should have an addendum...host must ask if you need a beverage

True. A good host who knows their guest drinks beer, will offer a beer.

Now, here's a question...if you have beer in your fridge, but not enough to share, and don't have a lot of cash to replenish...is it okay to deny beer requests?

NO FUCKING WAY. That's being the opposite of a man. And another thing - you bring beer over someone's house, don't even think about being a crook nose and taking it home with you.

also, if you're going to a buddy's house and plan to be drinking heavily, don't ask if he needs beer. just bring it.