Any man who wears a popped collar is free game for an ass-kicking. If it's a pink popped collar..may God have mercy on his soul.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Rule #32
no sunglasses designed by gucci, chanel, dolce & banana, hermes, prada, ralph lauren, tom ford, ferragamo, abercrombie & fitch or any automobile manufacturer
and absolutely no mirrored lenses under any circumstances
Rule #33
A man should never take more than 10 minutes to get ready!
:thumbup:
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
No Fanny packs (unless you are actually hiking on dirt trails... in the goddamn woods) Fanny packs should never be worn in reverse (pack in front, clip in back). If you look down and cannot see the fanny pack because your beer gut is in the way... double fault and face eviction from the gender.
Avoid all pants that come to mid-calf. The only exception is if you are a Mexican Gang Member, a Neo-Nazi or a bassist for Pearl Jam (Note: You barely get a pass on the latter). Tight pants that come to mid-calf are called goddamn Capris! and strictly prohibited.
The only thing you put in your hair is water. No mousse or gels or sprays. If your hair looks like shit... grow it out, get a haircut or wear a damn baseball cap.
Baseball caps should be worn as God intended... bill in the front. The only exception is the catcher's cap with the bill directly behind (so you can wear a catcher's mask). If the bill is off at an angle greater than 5 degrees in either direction... you can be classified correctly as a Douche.
No perfume. The only non-natural scent allowed is Ban Roll On. No one needs to smell your signature stench of too much Axe Douche spray stinking up the place and giving everyone cancer. This also applies to cologne. And if you wear toilet water... you shouldn't complain if someone sticks your head in the toilet.
No Faux Hawks... you know, that goofy haircut that makes you looks like a goddamn cupie doll. (refer to the keep the girls hair stuff off your head rule).
Only use terms or slang associated with black rappers... if you are black. White guys trying to talk like Snoop Dogg are asking to be shot by Snoop Dogg.
No Ed Hardy.
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Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
Hail, Hail!!!
...
What if...
You volunteer to crew for two events per year that raises money and awareness for Breast Cancer and you load luggage, drive 24-foot diesel trucks, unload luggage, set-up tents, carry luggage, breakdown tents and reload luggage wearing t-shirts that identify you as a volunteer crew member that are pink?
Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
Hail, Hail!!!
...
What if...
You volunteer to crew for two events per year that raises money and awareness for Breast Cancer and you load luggage, drive 24-foot diesel trucks, unload luggage, set-up tents, carry luggage, breakdown tents and reload luggage wearing t-shirts that identify you as a volunteer crew member that are pink?
or anything to do with raising awareness for such a cause!!
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
...
What if...
You volunteer to crew for two events per year that raises money and awareness for Breast Cancer and you load luggage, drive 24-foot diesel trucks, unload luggage, set-up tents, carry luggage, breakdown tents and reload luggage wearing t-shirts that identify you as a volunteer crew member that are pink?
this is totally and absolutely acceptable. and any guy who disses another in this instance will be outed as a tool.
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hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
...
What if...
You volunteer to crew for two events per year that raises money and awareness for Breast Cancer and you load luggage, drive 24-foot diesel trucks, unload luggage, set-up tents, carry luggage, breakdown tents and reload luggage wearing t-shirts that identify you as a volunteer crew member that are pink?
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
...
What if...
You volunteer to crew for two events per year that raises money and awareness for Breast Cancer and you load luggage, drive 24-foot diesel trucks, unload luggage, set-up tents, carry luggage, breakdown tents and reload luggage wearing t-shirts that identify you as a volunteer crew member that are pink?
this is totally and absolutely acceptable. and any guy who disses another in this instance will be outed as a tool.
Hell yes. Just to add to it diamond stud earrings make you look like a douchebag, and going to a tanning bed is strictly prohibited.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
No Fanny packs (unless you are actually hiking on dirt trails... in the goddamn woods) Fanny packs should never be worn in reverse (pack in front, clip in back). If you look down and cannot see the fanny pack because your beer gut is in the way... double fault and face eviction from the gender.
Avoid all pants that come to mid-calf. The only exception is if you are a Mexican Gang Member, a Neo-Nazi or a bassist for Pearl Jam (Note: You barely get a pass on the latter). Tight pants that come to mid-calf are called goddamn Capris! and strictly prohibited.
The only thing you put in your hair is water. No mousse or gels or sprays. If your hair looks like shit... grow it out, get a haircut or wear a damn baseball cap.
Baseball caps should be worn as God intended... bill in the front. The only exception is the catcher's cap with the bill directly behind (so you can wear a catcher's mask). If the bill is off at an angle greater than 5 degrees in either direction... you can be classified correctly as a Douche.
No perfume. The only non-natural scent allowed is Ban Roll On. No one needs to smell your signature stench of too much Axe Douche spray stinking up the place and giving everyone cancer. This also applies to cologne. And if you wear toilet water... you shouldn't complain if someone sticks your head in the toilet.
No Faux Hawks... you know, that goofy haircut that makes you looks like a goddamn cupie doll. (refer to the keep the girls hair stuff off your head rule).
Only use terms or slang associated with black rappers... if you are black. White guys trying to talk like Snoop Dogg are asking to be shot by Snoop Dogg.
No Ed Hardy.
some of these are good. the fanny pack thing is too long. The first three words say it all there.
I can't remember the last time I wore a baseball hat forward (when I wasn't playing in a game)
Love the last two. I'd also include those cheesedick Affliction shirts as well
I don't know if this has been said yet, but real men don't wear Crocs!
actually no one should wear crocs
^ This.
Crocs are just a terrible idea, I don't care how comfortable they are.
Steppin' out on my front porch in the morning drinking coffee naked would be comfortable...but for everybody else's sake, I just don't do it. It's about courtesy...and not looking like an idiot (more so about the Crocs. )
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I don't know if this has been said yet, but real men don't wear Crocs!
actually no one should wear crocs
^ This.
Crocs are just a terrible idea, I don't care how comfortable they are.
Steppin' out on my front porch in the morning drinking coffee naked would be comfortable...but for everybody else's sake, I just don't do it. It's about courtesy...and not looking like an idiot (more so about the Crocs. )
As long as it's socially acceptable with the people I'm around, I will gladly gallivant around naked. Naked time is the right time.
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Men should never wear pink!
Rule #31:
Any man who wears a popped collar is free game for an ass-kicking. If it's a pink popped collar..may God have mercy on his soul.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
no sunglasses designed by gucci, chanel, dolce & banana, hermes, prada, ralph lauren, tom ford, ferragamo, abercrombie & fitch or any automobile manufacturer
and absolutely no mirrored lenses under any circumstances
A man should never take more than 10 minutes to get ready!
:thumbup:
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Farting is funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Avoid all pants that come to mid-calf. The only exception is if you are a Mexican Gang Member, a Neo-Nazi or a bassist for Pearl Jam (Note: You barely get a pass on the latter). Tight pants that come to mid-calf are called goddamn Capris! and strictly prohibited.
The only thing you put in your hair is water. No mousse or gels or sprays. If your hair looks like shit... grow it out, get a haircut or wear a damn baseball cap.
Baseball caps should be worn as God intended... bill in the front. The only exception is the catcher's cap with the bill directly behind (so you can wear a catcher's mask). If the bill is off at an angle greater than 5 degrees in either direction... you can be classified correctly as a Douche.
No perfume. The only non-natural scent allowed is Ban Roll On. No one needs to smell your signature stench of too much Axe Douche spray stinking up the place and giving everyone cancer. This also applies to cologne. And if you wear toilet water... you shouldn't complain if someone sticks your head in the toilet.
No Faux Hawks... you know, that goofy haircut that makes you looks like a goddamn cupie doll. (refer to the keep the girls hair stuff off your head rule).
Only use terms or slang associated with black rappers... if you are black. White guys trying to talk like Snoop Dogg are asking to be shot by Snoop Dogg.
No Ed Hardy.
Hail, Hail!!!
What if...
You volunteer to crew for two events per year that raises money and awareness for Breast Cancer and you load luggage, drive 24-foot diesel trucks, unload luggage, set-up tents, carry luggage, breakdown tents and reload luggage wearing t-shirts that identify you as a volunteer crew member that are pink?
Hail, Hail!!!
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Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
this is totally and absolutely acceptable. and any guy who disses another in this instance will be outed as a tool.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
YOU DON'T WANT TO WEAR THE RIBBON?????
are you the bride??? or one of her maids??? :P
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
....of honor.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
sounds more like the best man.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Pink shirt, royal navy blue sport coat, captain's hat - Love Boat style. It's on the beach, and I'm going to have fun with this one.
And, yes, here's to honor. Here's to getting on her, staying on her, and if you can't come in her, come on her.
the wedding vows???
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Agreed!
Going to be my toast. Perfectly not awkward.
Hell yes. Just to add to it diamond stud earrings make you look like a douchebag, and going to a tanning bed is strictly prohibited.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
some of these are good. the fanny pack thing is too long. The first three words say it all there.
I can't remember the last time I wore a baseball hat forward (when I wasn't playing in a game)
Love the last two. I'd also include those cheesedick Affliction shirts as well
actually no one should wear crocs
^ This.
Crocs are just a terrible idea, I don't care how comfortable they are.
Steppin' out on my front porch in the morning drinking coffee naked would be comfortable...but for everybody else's sake, I just don't do it. It's about courtesy...and not looking like an idiot (more so about the Crocs.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Bahahahaha....good luck on that one!!! That's simply an invitation!
As long as it's socially acceptable with the people I'm around, I will gladly gallivant around naked. Naked time is the right time.
when i let the dog out to pee before i go to bed, you're damn right i'm out there pissing with her.
god bless the united states of america.