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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mickeyrat wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    • Men should never wear white socks and sandals together

    • Men should never wear fanny packs

    • Men shouldnt wear those horrible golf pleated shorts unless they are playing golf.. and it;s a gay only golf club

    • Should always attempt to eat food using their hands as often as possible. This includes soup... see it as a challenge.

    • Men should never try on their partners underwear... unless of course it during some kind of foreplay bet... i.e. if you wear my panties and bra you can *insert illegal sexual act here* me

    • Men should never be the designated driver.

    • All men should own a drill
    black socks and sandals however are perfectly fine!!

    if they are holding a drill then yes.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    American men should never be allowed to comment on the rules of clothing.

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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 44,006
    nuffingman wrote:
    American men should never be allowed to comment on the rules of clothing.

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    PJ socks are an exception to the rule!!!!!!!
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    You are all amusing. From the female perspective.
    ;)
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    comebackgirl wrote:

    Oh and I agree with eyed...the white sneakers with jeans combo is a no go :)


    When combackgirl agrees with you, one realizes they are truly fashion forward. How that happened to an Idahoan is anyone's guess.

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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    eyedclaar wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:

    Oh and I agree with eyed...the white sneakers with jeans combo is a no go :)


    When combackgirl agrees with you, one realizes they are truly fashion forward. How that happened to an Idahoan is anyone's guess.

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    You are ROCKING that potato sack, Eyed!
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    unlost dogs wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:

    Oh and I agree with eyed...the white sneakers with jeans combo is a no go :)


    When combackgirl agrees with you, one realizes they are truly fashion forward. How that happened to an Idahoan is anyone's guess.

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    You are ROCKING that potato sack, Eyed!

    Sure am! Burlap is this year's retro style. You heard it here first...
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  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    Yellow - let it mellow.

    Brown - flush it down.
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    comebackgirl wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Just want to point out.......this thread is titled "Man Laws".....but inside its a bunch of dudes arguing about shoes.

    Where's comebackgirl when you need something this serious sorted out?
    I'm here! :wave: A day late and more than a few dollars short because I bought 2 new pairs of shoes today :mrgreen: Love them!

    Oh and I agree with eyed...the white sneakers with jeans combo is a no go :)


    no jeans and white sneakers? why?

    what should we wear? boots in the summer?
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Where's comebackgirl when you need something this serious sorted out?
    I'm here! :wave: A day late and more than a few dollars short because I bought 2 new pairs of shoes today :mrgreen: Love them!

    Oh and I agree with eyed...the white sneakers with jeans combo is a no go :)


    no jeans and white sneakers? why?

    what should we wear? boots in the summer?

    Keens, Tevas, anything of that ilk.
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    unlost dogs wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I'm here! :wave: A day late and more than a few dollars short because I bought 2 new pairs of shoes today :mrgreen: Love them!

    Oh and I agree with eyed...the white sneakers with jeans combo is a no go :)


    no jeans and white sneakers? why?

    what should we wear? boots in the summer?

    Keens, Tevas, anything of that ilk.

    keens tevas? no idea what those are
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    neilybabes86 wrote:

    keens tevas? no idea what those are

    Remember when you were on the Cape, shopping for your whale belt? You were wearing Tevas. I'm pretty sure.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Keens, Tevas, anything of that ilk.

    Like I've said, you shouldn't look (based on your footwear) like you could bust into some sporting competition while wearing jeans. Also, if your everyday life is anything like mine, you just can't adminster an ass stomping in sneakers. Nobody will take you serious.
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    unlost dogs wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:

    keens tevas? no idea what those are

    Remember when you were on the Cape, shopping for your whale belt? You were wearing Tevas. I'm pretty sure.


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    not for 1 million dollars
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  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    no jeans and white sneakers? why?

    what should we wear? boots in the summer?
    Why are wearing jeans in the summer? I think the bad taste police would be overworked over there. :lol:
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    nuffingman wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    no jeans and white sneakers? why?

    what should we wear? boots in the summer?
    Why are wearing jeans in the summer? I think the bad taste police would be overworked over there. :lol:


    i don't except for fridays at work and the occasional party

    but i don't see anything wrong with white sneakers and jeans..in fact i have that on right now
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Personally, I think white sneakers are a no-go at any time.
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 44,006
    edited September 2010
    Man Law # unknown.


    Law: all laws are meant to be broken.
    Post edited by mickeyrat on
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    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    Personally, I think white sneakers are a no-go at any time.



    huh? why
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,477
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    Personally, I think white sneakers are a no-go at any time.

    Absolutely. ANYTHING, but white. Well, unless your a high school gym teacher - bonus points for extra clean white shoe laces or velcro.
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    Personally, I think white sneakers are a no-go at any time.

    Absolutely. ANYTHING, but white. Well, unless your a high school gym teacher - bonus points for extra clean white shoe laces or velcro.


    are you serious clark?

    nice white pair of air max??

    or clean air force ones?


    you cats are crazy :?
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,477
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    Personally, I think white sneakers are a no-go at any time.

    Absolutely. ANYTHING, but white. Well, unless your a high school gym teacher - bonus points for extra clean white shoe laces or velcro.


    are you serious clark?

    nice white pair of air max??

    or clean air force ones?


    you cats are crazy :?

    These are high-tops too, aren't they?
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:

    Absolutely. ANYTHING, but white. Well, unless your a high school gym teacher - bonus points for extra clean white shoe laces or velcro.


    are you serious clark?

    nice white pair of air max??

    or clean air force ones?


    you cats are crazy :?

    These are high-tops too, aren't they?


    no i was talking low tops..i don't do high tops

    they make them but im a low kinda guy
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    no man should ever wear a visor
  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,477
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:


    are you serious clark?

    nice white pair of air max??

    or clean air force ones?


    you cats are crazy :?

    These are high-tops too, aren't they?


    no i was talking low tops..i don't do high tops

    they make them but im a low kinda guy

    Alright, cause we would've had more problems if they were high-tops. But still, no white. Not now, not ever. You don't wanna scuff up yo Jawdins yo.
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:

    These are high-tops too, aren't they?




    no i was talking low tops..i don't do high tops

    they make them but im a low kinda guy

    Alright, cause we would've had more problems if they were high-tops. But still, no white. Not now, not ever. You don't wanna scuff up yo Jawdins yo.


    yea man no high-tops

    although i do clean these white air max i have on

    i had no choice but to spend $ 125 on them in a rush so i take care of my shit. :lol:
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,477
    Oh, man. A buck 25? Jebus. I think I threw this out there before - no man should ever spend more than $50/60 on a pair of kicks unless for business purposes.
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,956
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Oh, man. A buck 25? Jebus. I think I threw this out there before - no man should ever spend more than $50/60 on a pair of kicks unless for business purposes.
    this is wrong
    chicks dig shoes

    tough get a pair of waterproof shoes for that price
    gotta have the gore tex baby

    no man should refer to Pearl Jam or any other band as "the boys"
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Oh, man. A buck 25? Jebus. I think I threw this out there before - no man should ever spend more than $50/60 on a pair of kicks unless for business purposes.

    i agree and i never will again

    i needed kicks and they were the only nice ones that fit
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Oh, man. A buck 25? Jebus. I think I threw this out there before - no man should ever spend more than $50/60 on a pair of kicks unless for business purposes.

    The shoes on my feet right now were purchased back in 2005 for $39.
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