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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:

    than it should have an addendum...host must ask if you need a beverage

    True. A good host who knows their guest drinks beer, will offer a beer.

    Now, here's a question...if you have beer in your fridge, but not enough to share, and don't have a lot of cash to replenish...is it okay to deny beer requests?

    NO FUCKING WAY. That's being the opposite of a man. And another thing - you bring beer over someone's house, don't even think about being a crook nose and taking it home with you.

    Okay, okay...maybe no denying requests...but do you have to offer?

    I always offer my last beers anyway. 8 times out of 10, that person will return the favor of bringing cerveza the next time around.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Fixer wrote:

    also, if you're going to a buddy's house and plan to be drinking heavily, don't ask if he needs beer. just bring it.

    Agreed.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    you can only claim to be a fan of one team in any given sport.....and once you pick a team, you are stuck with that team, unless that team is the pirates, cubs or clippers
    81 is now off the air

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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,506
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    True. A good host who knows their guest drinks beer, will offer a beer.

    Now, here's a question...if you have beer in your fridge, but not enough to share, and don't have a lot of cash to replenish...is it okay to deny beer requests?

    NO FUCKING WAY. That's being the opposite of a man. And another thing - you bring beer over someone's house, don't even think about being a crook nose and taking it home with you.

    Okay, okay...maybe no denying requests...but do you have to offer?

    I always offer my last beers anyway. 8 times out of 10, that person will return the favor of bringing cerveza the next time around.

    Well, if someone comes by that you know full well drinks beer then they're going to think it's weird that you're not offering. Depends on the situation, but I would say there are some situations where you wouldn't necessarily have to offer. These are limited situations though.
  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    81 wrote:
    you can only claim to be a fan of one team in any given sport.....and once you pick a team, you are stuck with that team

    dude, absolutely. great one
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    81 wrote:
    you can only claim to be a fan of one team in any given sport.....and once you pick a team, you are stuck with that team, unless that team is the pirates, cubs or clippers

    wrong thread.
    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=121118&hilit=fraud

    and i have a couple issues with that. i think they've been discussed in the fraud thread and beaten to a bloody pulp by now.....but you don't choose a team. you are born into your team. and you're stuck with them for life. even if you're fans of the teams you mentioned there. can't abandon them.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    The Jeagler wrote:
    81 wrote:
    you can only claim to be a fan of one team in any given sport.....and once you pick a team, you are stuck with that team, unless that team is the pirates, cubs or clippers

    wrong thread.
    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=121118&hilit=fraud

    and i have a couple issues with that. i think they've been discussed in the fraud thread and beaten to a bloody pulp by now.....but you don't choose a team. you are born into your team. and you're stuck with them for life. even if you're fans of the teams you mentioned there. can't abandon them.

    it's also a man law....
    81 is now off the air

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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    81 wrote:
    The Jeagler wrote:
    81 wrote:
    you can only claim to be a fan of one team in any given sport.....and once you pick a team, you are stuck with that team, unless that team is the pirates, cubs or clippers

    wrong thread.
    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=121118&hilit=fraud

    and i have a couple issues with that. i think they've been discussed in the fraud thread and beaten to a bloody pulp by now.....but you don't choose a team. you are born into your team. and you're stuck with them for life. even if you're fans of the teams you mentioned there. can't abandon them.

    it's also a man law....

    but the way you described it appears fraudulent to me.
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  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    the fraud stuff makes me think of howard eskin. that's a bad thing. very bad

    jeagler, are you howard eskin?
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    The Fixer wrote:
    the fraud stuff makes me think of howard eskin. that's a bad thing. very bad

    jeagler, are you howard eskin?

    eskin? what's that douche have to do with anything?

    sports rules. learn 'em. love 'em dude. don't be a fraud.
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  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    The Jeagler wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    the fraud stuff makes me think of howard eskin. that's a bad thing. very bad

    jeagler, are you howard eskin?

    eskin? what's that douche have to do with anything?

    sports rules. learn 'em. love 'em dude. don't be a fraud.

    doesn't he call everyone 'frauds'?...especially cowboy fans living in philly
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    The Fixer wrote:
    The Jeagler wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    the fraud stuff makes me think of howard eskin. that's a bad thing. very bad

    jeagler, are you howard eskin?

    eskin? what's that douche have to do with anything?

    sports rules. learn 'em. love 'em dude. don't be a fraud.

    doesn't he call everyone 'frauds'?...especially cowboy fans living in philly

    i think he calls people a lot of things. he blows.

    are you a closet eskin listener??

    edit--i do know he calls cowboy fans living in philly "cockroaches"---that is the only cool thing he's ever said.
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  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    I despise philly sports radio. I refuse to listen to it. Makes people dumber.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    you can only claim to be a fan of one team in any given sport.....and once you pick a team, you are stuck with that team, unless that team is the pirates, cubs or clippers

    :twisted:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:
    you can only claim to be a fan of one team in any given sport.....and once you pick a team, you are stuck with that team, unless that team is the pirates, cubs or clippers

    :twisted:

    don't be a fraud :mrgreen:
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    The Fixer wrote:
    I despise philly sports radio. I refuse to listen to it. Makes people dumber.

    awesome. never heard you say that before.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Jeagler wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:
    you can only claim to be a fan of one team in any given sport.....and once you pick a team, you are stuck with that team, unless that team is the pirates, cubs or clippers

    :twisted:

    don't be a fraud :mrgreen:

    Hey...let 81 pick his own fights. ;)
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • tinkerbell
    tinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Just want to point out.......this thread is titled "Man Laws".....but inside its a bunch of dudes arguing about shoes.

    That is exactly what I was thinking!!!

    Rule #29 Dudes should not talk about shoes!
    all you need is love, love is all you need
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    tinkerbell wrote:
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Just want to point out.......this thread is titled "Man Laws".....but inside its a bunch of dudes arguing about shoes.

    That is exactly what I was thinking!!!

    Rule #29 Dudes should not talk about shoes!


    I think there should also be a limit as to how many pair one man owns. I've seen some ridiculous male shoe collections. :shock:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • tinkerbell
    tinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    dcfaithful wrote:
    tinkerbell wrote:
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Just want to point out.......this thread is titled "Man Laws".....but inside its a bunch of dudes arguing about shoes.

    That is exactly what I was thinking!!!

    Rule #29 Dudes should not talk about shoes!


    I think there should also be a limit as to how many pair one man owns. I've seen some ridiculous male shoe collections. :shock:

    Agreed! Men should own:
    1 pair of sneakers for running/Gym
    1 pair of casual shoes to wear with jeans
    1 pair of dress shoes
    1 pair of jandals (flip flops) for summer
    and if needed
    1 pair of work boots
    1 pair of footy boots

    And that is all!!! Those guys that own more than that are borderline girls! Seriously I only own 8 pairs of shoes.
    all you need is love, love is all you need

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