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  • tinkerbell
    tinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    Rule # 30
    Men should never wear pink!
    all you need is love, love is all you need
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    tinkerbell wrote:
    Rule # 30
    Men should never wear pink!

    Rule #31:

    Any man who wears a popped collar is free game for an ass-kicking. If it's a pink popped collar..may God have mercy on his soul.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,107
    edited September 2010
    Rule #32
    no sunglasses designed by gucci, chanel, dolce & banana, hermes, prada, ralph lauren, tom ford, ferragamo, abercrombie & fitch or any automobile manufacturer
    and absolutely no mirrored lenses under any circumstances
    Post edited by Get_Right on
  • tinkerbell
    tinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    Rule #33
    A man should never take more than 10 minutes to get ready!
    all you need is love, love is all you need
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    tinkerbell wrote:
    Rule #33
    A man should never take more than 10 minutes to get ready!

    :thumbup:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • mookeywrench
    mookeywrench Posts: 6,053
    Rule #34

    Farting is funny

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    jeez all these laws and rules... and you guys reckon us girls are complicated. :roll: 8-)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    edited September 2010
    No Fanny packs (unless you are actually hiking on dirt trails... in the goddamn woods) Fanny packs should never be worn in reverse (pack in front, clip in back). If you look down and cannot see the fanny pack because your beer gut is in the way... double fault and face eviction from the gender.

    Avoid all pants that come to mid-calf. The only exception is if you are a Mexican Gang Member, a Neo-Nazi or a bassist for Pearl Jam (Note: You barely get a pass on the latter). Tight pants that come to mid-calf are called goddamn Capris! and strictly prohibited.

    The only thing you put in your hair is water. No mousse or gels or sprays. If your hair looks like shit... grow it out, get a haircut or wear a damn baseball cap.

    Baseball caps should be worn as God intended... bill in the front. The only exception is the catcher's cap with the bill directly behind (so you can wear a catcher's mask). If the bill is off at an angle greater than 5 degrees in either direction... you can be classified correctly as a Douche.

    No perfume. The only non-natural scent allowed is Ban Roll On. No one needs to smell your signature stench of too much Axe Douche spray stinking up the place and giving everyone cancer. This also applies to cologne. And if you wear toilet water... you shouldn't complain if someone sticks your head in the toilet.

    No Faux Hawks... you know, that goofy haircut that makes you looks like a goddamn cupie doll. (refer to the keep the girls hair stuff off your head rule).

    Only use terms or slang associated with black rappers... if you are black. White guys trying to talk like Snoop Dogg are asking to be shot by Snoop Dogg.

    No Ed Hardy.
    Post edited by Cosmo on
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    Hail, Hail!!!
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    tinkerbell wrote:
    Rule # 30
    Men should never wear pink!
    ...
    What if...
    You volunteer to crew for two events per year that raises money and awareness for Breast Cancer and you load luggage, drive 24-foot diesel trucks, unload luggage, set-up tents, carry luggage, breakdown tents and reload luggage wearing t-shirts that identify you as a volunteer crew member that are pink?
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,283
    edited September 2010
    Cosmo wrote:
    tinkerbell wrote:
    Rule # 30
    Men should never wear pink!
    ...
    What if...
    You volunteer to crew for two events per year that raises money and awareness for Breast Cancer and you load luggage, drive 24-foot diesel trucks, unload luggage, set-up tents, carry luggage, breakdown tents and reload luggage wearing t-shirts that identify you as a volunteer crew member that are pink?
    or anything to do with raising awareness for such a cause!!

    like this http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id= ... 36?ref=sgm

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    Post edited by mickeyrat on
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    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    edited September 2010
    Cosmo wrote:
    tinkerbell wrote:
    Rule # 30
    Men should never wear pink!
    ...
    What if...
    You volunteer to crew for two events per year that raises money and awareness for Breast Cancer and you load luggage, drive 24-foot diesel trucks, unload luggage, set-up tents, carry luggage, breakdown tents and reload luggage wearing t-shirts that identify you as a volunteer crew member that are pink?

    this is totally and absolutely acceptable. and any guy who disses another in this instance will be outed as a tool.
    Post edited by catefrances on
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    Cosmo wrote:
    tinkerbell wrote:
    Rule # 30
    Men should never wear pink!
    ...
    What if...
    You volunteer to crew for two events per year that raises money and awareness for Breast Cancer and you load luggage, drive 24-foot diesel trucks, unload luggage, set-up tents, carry luggage, breakdown tents and reload luggage wearing t-shirts that identify you as a volunteer crew member that are pink?


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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,506
    Either way, I'm wearing a pink shirt to a wedding in October.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Either way, I'm wearing a pink shirt to a wedding in October.

    are you the bride??? or one of her maids??? :P
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,506
    catefrances wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Either way, I'm wearing a pink shirt to a wedding in October.

    are you the bride??? or one of her maids??? :P

    ....of honor.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,283
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Either way, I'm wearing a pink shirt to a wedding in October.

    are you the bride??? or one of her maids??? :P

    ....of honor.
    whats this now? you're on her?
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    catefrances wrote:

    are you the bride??? or one of her maids??? :P

    ....of honor.
    whats this now? you're on her?

    sounds more like the best man.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,506
    catefrances wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    ....of honor.
    whats this now? you're on her?

    sounds more like the best man.

    Pink shirt, royal navy blue sport coat, captain's hat - Love Boat style. It's on the beach, and I'm going to have fun with this one.

    And, yes, here's to honor. Here's to getting on her, staying on her, and if you can't come in her, come on her.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    whats this now? you're on her?

    sounds more like the best man.

    Pink shirt, royal navy blue sport coat, captain's hat - Love Boat style. It's on the beach, and I'm going to have fun with this one.

    And, yes, here's to honor. Here's to getting on her, staying on her, and if you can't come in her, come on her.

    the wedding vows???
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Women can not create man laws
    81 is now off the air

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