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  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    jamminpearls wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    1 - You can only talk about your fantasy football teams with members of your league. Same goes for NCAA bracket pools. No one cares. Stop trying to tell me about things I could care less about. the minute I get stuck in a conversation where someone brings up their fantasy team I stop paying attention to them and focus on how I'm gonna get out of the conversation.

    Well i knew u were good for at least 1 wrong statement :)

    Fixer Law : He's never wrong

    The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong

    There is nothing worse than hearing someone talk about their fantasy football team. I play fantasy football too, but I know no one cares about my team unless they're in my league. obama needs to intervene and make this a law...it annoys me to no end
  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    The Jeagler wrote:
    Jeanwah wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    4 - No white sunglasses, belts, pants, or socks. Not good looks
    I disagree about the white pants...particularly when EV wears them.

    no white socks?

    what are you supposed to wear with sneakers? gotta go ahead and disagree with that one.

    it's impossible to make white socks look cool...you end up looking like beavis

    they make black athletic socks now a days. I recommend giving them a shot.

    I'm proud to say I do not own one pair of white socks
  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:

    ALSO, another one - the term 'Man Law' is gay. Stop using it. Sorry, buddy. You set em up, I knock em down.

    fair enough. the term is played. good work

    as for the white pants...well, good luck with that.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Fixer wrote:

    it's impossible to make white socks look cool...you end up looking like beavis

    Damnit...I may now consider switching too. :(
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  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    pjhawks wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    1 - You can only talk about your fantasy football teams with members of your league. Same goes for NCAA bracket pools. No one cares. Stop trying to tell me about things I could care less about. the minute I get stuck in a conversation where someone brings up their fantasy team I stop paying attention to them and focus on how I'm gonna get out of the conversation.

    2 - You shouldn't be allowed to bring signs or baseball gloves to sporting events once you're old enough to shave. Once you reach this age you shouldn't ask for autographs either.

    3 - No man should EVER drink an alcoholic beverage with a straw. For whatever reason non-alcoholic beverages with straws are acceptable.

    4 - No white sunglasses, belts, pants, or socks. Not good looks

    what other man laws should be implemented?

    nice list, pretty much spot on (except white socks, white socks with sneakers is acceptable)

    here are a few of mine.

    1) No man shall wear a jersey of a his favorite team with HIS name on it, unless you share the same name with a star player

    2) Men don't go to the movies together

    3) Men shouldn't play golf with women

    1 - great addition

    2 - I have no issue with going together, but you have to sit at least one seat apart. sharing an armrest is out of the question

    3 - replace the word golf with sports
  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Flagg wrote:
    It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

    NICE ONE!! The only time my wife drives when we're in the same car is when I'm shitfaced. which probably happens too often, but whatever.
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,108
    always stand up when shaking hands
    if splitting the check, split it equally, even if your companions had the $50 lobster dinner and you had eggs.
    white pants? only if invited to a "white party"
    white socks? yes, but only with sneakers and never above the ankles-shorties
    invited guests never arrive empty handed
    if a woman gives you oral sex on the first date-send flowers-the next day
  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Get_Right wrote:
    always stand up when shaking hands
    if splitting the check, split it equally, even if your companions had the $50 lobster dinner and you had eggs.
    white pants? only if invited to a "white party"
    white socks? yes, but only with sneakers and never above the ankles-shorties
    invited guests never arrive empty handed
    if a woman gives you oral sex on the first date-send flowers-the next day

    good shit. though I disagree with your last one. If that happens on the first date, only call her after 2 AM. and definitely don't send flowers
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,108
    The Fixer wrote:

    good shit. though I disagree with your last one. If that happens on the first date, only call her after 2 AM. and definitely don't send flowers
    haha
    yeah might have to rethink that or change it to A**L sex :lol:
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,512
    The Fixer wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:

    ALSO, another one - the term 'Man Law' is gay. Stop using it. Sorry, buddy. You set em up, I knock em down.

    fair enough. the term is played. good work

    as for the white pants...well, good luck with that.

    I like to make a mockery of some weddings.

    Also, the term 'Man Cave' fucking sucks too. It automatically says you have been whipped to a leash by your girl.
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    The Fixer wrote:
    The Jeagler wrote:
    Jeanwah wrote:
    no white socks?

    what are you supposed to wear with sneakers? gotta go ahead and disagree with that one.

    it's impossible to make white socks look cool...you end up looking like beavis

    they make black athletic socks now a days. I recommend giving them a shot.

    I'm proud to say I do not own one pair of white socks

    i'm from the mean streets of wayne, pa. if you show up to our court wearing black socks with white sneakers...you get sent home.
    :lol:
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  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    The Jeagler wrote:

    i'm from the mean streets of wayne, pa. if you show up to our court wearing black socks with white sneakers...you get sent home.
    :lol:

    white sneakers should be on the list too
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    The Fixer wrote:
    The Jeagler wrote:

    i'm from the mean streets of wayne, pa. if you show up to our court wearing black socks with white sneakers...you get sent home.
    :lol:

    white sneakers should be on the list too

    interesting list.

    are you rocking black high tops or something?? lil' velcro in the mix?
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  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    The Jeagler wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    The Jeagler wrote:

    i'm from the mean streets of wayne, pa. if you show up to our court wearing black socks with white sneakers...you get sent home.
    :lol:

    white sneakers should be on the list too

    interesting list.

    are you rocking black high tops or something?? lil' velcro in the mix?

    when I play hoops, I do have black nike high tops. No velcro though. otherwise I just go with grey new balance.

    can't tell you the last time I owned a pair of white sneakers or socks. been a longgg time. might have been my high school days
  • 81
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    wow......

    i went thru a black sneaker phase, but have since gone back to white. with white socks. i also wear white t shirts from time to time. maybe even a white polo or button down.
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  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,907
    The Fixer wrote:
    when I play hoops, I do have black nike high tops. No velcro though. otherwise I just go with grey new balance.

    can't tell you the last time I owned a pair of white sneakers or socks. been a longgg time. might have been my high school days

    this explains a lot
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    pjhawks wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    when I play hoops, I do have black nike high tops. No velcro though. otherwise I just go with grey new balance.

    can't tell you the last time I owned a pair of white sneakers or socks. been a longgg time. might have been my high school days

    this explains a lot

    I still rock the Reebok pumps when I play ball
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  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    pjhawks wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    when I play hoops, I do have black nike high tops. No velcro though. otherwise I just go with grey new balance.

    can't tell you the last time I owned a pair of white sneakers or socks. been a longgg time. might have been my high school days

    this explains a lot

    I still rock the Reebok pumps when I play ball

    I pictured you as a chuck taylor guy. I would have guessed PJhawks would wear anything AI wears, since he loves every philly athlete that's ever played here.
  • 12345AGNST1
    12345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    edited August 2010
    81 wrote:
    i disagree with the two guys going to the movie as well. what's wrong with going with my brother or friend to see a guys movie?

    I saw a movie with one of my friends (a guy obv) a week ago. I dont really care/ see why it matters.

    edit: and the white socks thing is ridiculous. Since when are guys not allowed to wear white socks? The majority of all socks are white.
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i disagree with the two guys going to the movie as well. what's wrong with going with my brother or friend to see a guys movie?

    I saw a movie with one of my guy friends a week ago. I dont really care/ see why it matters.

    me and boy go to the movies occassionally...I do feel awkward

    especially when we share the same soda (2 straws) and popcorn....
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