The 2011 New Year Diet Resolution Thread

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    norm wrote:
    just had my oatmeal...lunch will be tuna on whole wheat and dinner...actually going out to a steakhouse tonight...strappin' on the feed bag! :thumbup: :thumbup: :wave:
    Do you use mayo for the tuna???

    Or do you use that fat-free mayo??? That crap that tastes like monkey spleens????


    it's the crappy mayo :(

    i'm getting used to it


    how do you know what monkey spleens taste like? :think:
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,953
    norm wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    norm wrote:
    just had my oatmeal...lunch will be tuna on whole wheat and dinner...actually going out to a steakhouse tonight...strappin' on the feed bag! :thumbup: :thumbup: :wave:
    Do you use mayo for the tuna???

    Or do you use that fat-free mayo??? That crap that tastes like monkey spleens????


    it's the crappy mayo :(

    i'm getting used to it


    how do you know what monkey spleens taste like? :think:
    Fat-free mayo is the most vulgar crap on planet earth....

    I use light mayo....I think its 50 calories a serving.....

    But I fucking refuse to eat that fat-free mayo.....I would rather weigh 673lbs. than eat that crap.......
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,953
    norm...

    You are my kind of guy...

    Oatmeal for breakfast....
    Tuna for lunch...

    Dinner???

    160z porterhouse
    baked potato/butter/sour cream
    bowl of lobster bisque
    2lbs of dinner rolls covered in butter
    and some cheesecake.....

    With a diet fucking coke....of course....

    hehehehehehehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    norm...

    You are my kind of guy...

    Oatmeal for breakfast....
    Tuna for lunch...

    Dinner???

    160z porterhouse
    baked potato/butter/sour cream
    bowl of lobster bisque
    2lbs of dinner rolls covered in butter
    and some cheesecake.....

    With a diet fucking coke....of course....

    hehehehehehehehehe


    hehehe

    well my buddy is coming to town with a friend of his for the bcs game so were going out to dinner...if i wasn't going out, i'd probably be having some chicken and a salad or some boring shit like that

    oh and substitute the diet coke for a 7&7...with diet 7-up of course ;)

    :wave:
  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,651
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

    I use light mayo....I think its 50 calories a serving.....

    But I fucking refuse to eat that fat-free mayo.....I would rather weigh 673lbs. than eat that crap.......

    and what exactly is fat-free half and half made out of?

    water and chalk dust?

    there is no such thing.

    fat-free anything is pretty repulsive, at least in my experience.
    Nice shirt.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,953
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

    I use light mayo....I think its 50 calories a serving.....

    But I fucking refuse to eat that fat-free mayo.....I would rather weigh 673lbs. than eat that crap.......

    and what exactly is fat-free half and half made out of?

    water and chalk dust?

    there is no such thing.

    fat-free anything is pretty repulsive, at least in my experience.
    fat free half and half???

    Is that in the same aisle as the diet bread and fat free mayo???? hehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,953
    3 days into eating healthy.....

    And I am ready to blow my fucking brains out!!!!!

    I am going to work....

    hehehehehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,651
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

    I use light mayo....I think its 50 calories a serving.....

    But I fucking refuse to eat that fat-free mayo.....I would rather weigh 673lbs. than eat that crap.......

    and what exactly is fat-free half and half made out of?

    water and chalk dust?

    there is no such thing.

    fat-free anything is pretty repulsive, at least in my experience.
    fat free half and half???

    Is that in the same aisle as the diet bread and fat free mayo???? hehehehe

    i believe so.

    either that or it is in the aisle marked Inedible Crap.

    it cracks me up to go to the grocery store these first few weeks of the New Year.

    all of the highly visible aisles that only days ago held cookies, cakes, fudge and 14 pound salami's,
    are now brimming with South Beach this and 100 calorie pack that.

    and next to that are the yoga mats and hand weights.

    ya gotta love the guilt of the holidays.
    haha
    Nice shirt.
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    im on a diet..called the diet of the shark!!!i eat all except shark.... :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,953
    Another one of my favorites....

    SOY MILK????

    WTF is soy milk???

    soy
    water
    chalk dust
    monkey spleen
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Another one of my favorites....

    SOY MILK????

    WTF is soy milk???

    soy
    water
    chalk dust
    monkey spleen


    as lewis black said...it isn't soy milk, it's soy juice...how do i know? i've never seen a soy titty!


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCZRXW-pFcE

    :lol:
  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,651
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Another one of my favorites....

    SOY MILK????

    WTF is soy milk???

    soy
    water
    chalk dust
    monkey spleen

    nasty.

    that's what soy milk is.

    well i don't care for it anyway.
    i'd rather do without all together.
    Nice shirt.
  • Ms. Haiku
    Ms. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,390
    norm wrote:
    as lewis black said...it isn't soy milk, it's soy juice...how do i know? i've never seen a soy titty!


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCZRXW-pFcE

    :lol:
    OMG! That's the first laugh I had all day. I'm almost choking as I try to keep from out-loud laughing hysterically and disturb my co-workers.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    edited January 2010
    Thurs 7/10

    decaff coffee x 8 with 1 sugar & either skimmed or semi skimmed milk
    Cranberry wheats
    Apple
    Salad with very small amount of cheese
    Fat free vanilla yoghurt & strawberries
    Small carton of orange juice
    Salad wrap with 4 mini quorn savoury eggs
    Banana yoghurt
    2 caramel snack a jacks

    Exercise; walked to work and back 2 miles

    Bit tiddled off as I weighed myself this am and shouldn't have, put 3/4 pound on since monday :x
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    It's funny, the Mrs and I are doing it together and she asked this AM what I am down (4 1/2 pounds). She was not happy :lol:

    Will be good today but tonight I have dinner with our cousin in the city and he is a drinker and eater. Wish me luck...
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  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    I think you should eat lots and drink lots tonight - it will make me feel better about putting weight on ;):D
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Claireack wrote:
    I think you should eat lots and drink lots tonight - it will make me feel better about putting weight on ;):D
    :lol:
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    Black Diamond wrote:
    It's funny, the Mrs and I are doing it together and she asked this AM what I am down (4 1/2 pounds). She was not happy :lol:

    Will be good today but tonight I have dinner with our cousin in the city and he is a drinker and eater. Wish me luck...
    hold on!!! :D
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    just got back from the doc...down 5 more pounds


    and dinner last night was fabulous! :D
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    norm wrote:
    just got back from the doc...down 5 more pounds


    and dinner last night was fabulous! :D
    Just a salad or did you get the 64 oz? :drool:
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