Completely Misheard Lyrics?

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  • partyofone
    partyofone Posts: 44
    I also always hear
    -'piss on my plate, swallowed it down' in rvw and to me, it'll always be that.
    -'masturbate in bed' in Sad...I still don't know what he's really saying

    And one I don't think anyone else hears but me; in Save You, I never knew he was swearing, I thought he was saying

    'Gonna save you for good...not gonna lose you....

    And suddenly if I say something you dont wanna hear from me if you only hear what you wanna hear
    from me if I care,... but Im not leaving here'
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." -Michael Scott
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I don't know if this one has been posted.
    In Hiding:
    I stayed here when my last cat left me
    Ignored all the meows
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    xx
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    giacometti wrote:
    Anyone ever hear "when she had conflict with a cornflake there was meaning"?

    Cereal + Dissident = yum

    I just hope that I never, I mean NEVER have a conflict with a cornflake. I'm afraid it would put me over the edge. And I mean the EDGE.

    Oh but now wait.... you say it was a MEANINGFUL conflict?

    Well that changes things.

    Ok, a meaningful conflict with a cornflake might not be so bad afterall
  • ilovesinging
    ilovesinging Posts: 255
    partyofone wrote:
    I also always hear
    -'piss on my plate, swallowed it down' in rvw and to me, it'll always be that.
    Ditto. I heard that too.
    To Someone Who Needed To Move Their Car:"Congratulations! You win,you get towed!"-E.V.

    ilovesinging-The crazy lady that you catch in detention. Yeah,you can talk to me.
    I am me-I would love to keep it that way.
  • Cupofjoe
    Cupofjoe Posts: 557
    Spin me round, roll me over, fuckin' circus

    for years until songs lyrics came up on website I thought it was

    Spin me round, roll me over, fuckin' CIRCLES
  • Cupofjoe
    Cupofjoe Posts: 557
    Were laid spread out before me as her body once did

    heres another....I thought it was

    Her legs spread out before me as her body once did
  • ilovesinging
    ilovesinging Posts: 255
    I thought the lyric in the beginning of Garden was "the erection of the eye". :o
    To Someone Who Needed To Move Their Car:"Congratulations! You win,you get towed!"-E.V.

    ilovesinging-The crazy lady that you catch in detention. Yeah,you can talk to me.
    I am me-I would love to keep it that way.
  • mostdefiled
    mostdefiled Posts: 158
    After five years of marriage, I finally trust my husband enough to listen to Pearl Jam in the car with him. We were listening to vs. last night on a long trip home, and during the song "animal" he asked "is he saying he'd rather be with a 9-year-old"?.

    My husband has a few other great ones, but I have to run.
    she holds the hand that holds her down, she will rise above!
  • halszka123
    halszka123 Posts: 1,109
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I don't know if this one has been posted.
    In Hiding:
    I stayed here when my last cat left me
    Ignored all the meows
    Hahaha!
    i love this one:)

    This thread always makes me laugh. It's good way to raise my spirit
    Not 10c member? Have sth to say? write to me - I'll put it on the forum
    halszka123@op.pl
  • Sammi
    Sammi Posts: 27
    "Go" from the "Vs" album:

    "Pleeeeeeeease.....dunk a wombat!!!!!!"
    *~*I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood*~*
  • mostdefiled
    mostdefiled Posts: 158
    That's great, Sammi!
    she holds the hand that holds her down, she will rise above!
  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    "im sterilized..."

    instead of

    "im still alive...."
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • Stu42
    Stu42 Posts: 178
    world wide suicide, instead of "laying claim to the take our soldiers save" I heard "all the way from the days of sun-yun-sen" as in the Chinese emperor (the spellings off and my history sucks but I think that's right)
  • pearljam132112
    pearljam132112 Posts: 50
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I don't know if this one has been posted.
    In Hiding:
    I stayed here when my last cat left me
    Ignored all the meows

    nope i hear the same like, gonna save you for good.

    it seemed sweeter,
    but ed's more hardcore than that eh?
    :)
  • i shit and i stink
    i shit and i stink Posts: 1,122
    I used to think the line "ritual when I lay down your crooked arm", was:
    "ritual, my lady, your cookin, oh"

    Seems I was wrong... I also think the real line offers a little more to the song.
    we're all going to the same place...
  • i shit and i stink
    i shit and i stink Posts: 1,122
    Stu42 wrote:
    world wide suicide, instead of "laying claim to the take our soldiers save" I heard "all the way from the days of sun-yun-sen" as in the Chinese emperor (the spellings off and my history sucks but I think that's right)


    Now I'm confused, cos I thought it was "laying claim to the day a soldier said, 'we're not quitting, the truth's already out there'".
    we're all going to the same place...
  • so-much-clearer
    so-much-clearer Posts: 303
    lephty wrote:
    pissed on my plate.. swallowed it down
    Hahaha. I always heard this too.
    I'll wait for an angel, but won't hold my breath
  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,530
    "Turned to my nemesis...a fool, not a fucking god"

    I thought it was

    "Turned to my nemesis, a full on fucking god"
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • NoOne'sRival
    NoOne'sRival Posts: 299
    "They can buy, but can't put on my clothes" to me was:

    "...Thinking 'bout a cab put on my clothes"

    Would picture Ed, after a late nite romp, picking up his jeans an moving on...
    "Dream the dream others then...you will be no one's RIVAL!"
    "Doo do do do doo do doo, Doo do do do doo do doo..."

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