Completely Misheard Lyrics?

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  • Scigatt
    Scigatt Posts: 37
    Smile:
    Actual: "Three crooked hearts..."
    Heard: "Free cooking hats..."
    Ab Pbqr
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Scigatt wrote:
    Smile:
    Actual: "Three crooked hearts..."
    Heard: "Free cooking hats..."

    haha. ya i think we all misheard that line in smile.
    to me it sounded like:

    free cookies and smiles all around
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Jamal
    Jamal Posts: 2,115
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    haha. ya i think we all misheard that line in smile.
    to me it sounded like:

    free cookies and smiles all around
    me has heard that too :D
    Surf little waves big... Charge big waves hard

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  • threecrookedhearts6
    threecrookedhearts6 Posts: 82
    my older sister used to sing "she lies and says she's in love with him, cant find a family"...

    also my mom thought when she was younger that the song "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John said "hold me closer Tony Danza"...that always makes me laugh=)
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  • greedy4mccready
    greedy4mccready Posts: 3
    oh my girlfriend is going to kill me for saying this.....
    corduroy..
    'i'll take the varmits path'

    i always hear - and sing LOUDLY

    'i'll take the burnt mince pies'

    hehe - you cant pinch me till april hahahaha
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    "Don't go on me"

    my sister thought the line was "Fuck the wombat" and there wasn't ANYTHING i could do to convince her otherwise!
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  • _Crazy_Mary_
    _Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    you are

    Love is a tower
    a strength to me
    this pulsating hour
    and your the key


    that's how I always sing it :D
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • Tangerine
    Tangerine Posts: 880
    OK, this ones not a "misheard" lyric per se, but my husband made me aware of the fact that in Comatose when Ed says "next stop falling" it sounds like he says "Nick stop farting" which is especially funny to us 'cus our son's name is Nick. Nick however, was not amused.
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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    "Buy me a Big Wave"
    - I think I'm scared it'll come to that.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
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  • Jamal
    Jamal Posts: 2,115
    Wishlist
    "I wish I was a cigarette, womeone was waiting for me"

    obviously, I know the real lyrics, but I can't help but hearing this... :D
    Surf little waves big... Charge big waves hard

    - Antwerp '06, Nijmegen '07, Werchter '07
  • Scigatt
    Scigatt Posts: 37
    Habit:
    "Seen it happen to the government man"

    Red Mosquito:
    "Colouring just above my bed"
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  • porsche007
    porsche007 Posts: 40
    Pissed on my plate - swallowed it down !! I sing that

    which song is it from sorry :(
    "Want you , In My, Rearviewmirror........."
  • LeatherMosquitoMan
    LeatherMosquitoMan Posts: 4,034
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  • imagine66
    imagine66 Posts: 12
    Mike McCready's interp. of KISS's song..." I want to Rock and Roll all night, and PART of everyday.
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...

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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    porsche007 wrote:
    Pissed on my plate - swallowed it down !! I sing that

    which song is it from sorry :(
    Rearview Mirror
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    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • IlovveePJ
    IlovveePJ Posts: 145
    My sister thought Daughter was Doubter.... silly goose.
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  • imspinnin
    imspinnin Posts: 933
    My six year old twin boys sing..."World Wide, Super Size"
    :D
    If I could be anything in the world I would be your teardrop...I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
  • rudiger10
    rudiger10 Posts: 129
    this isn't really misheard lyrics, but until i looked up words for Evenflow i would sing it like this "Freein, rez hi heed ona pio made of concrate." I knew there were words, just didnt know what they were
    My god its been so long, never dreamed we'd return.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    strangest tribe:

    "you've had your feast"

    i thought it was "you hang your feet".
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    i just remembered this gem:

    once: "once, upon a time..."

    i thought was:

    "once, oh party time...."

    :rolleyes:
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self

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