Completely Misheard Lyrics?

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  • Immortality: "Wrestle Stapp, next up, volunteers?"
    Glorified G: "Glorified virgin on a pelican.."
    Spoonman: "Come on, whack it off.."

    Yeah..
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  • My husband use to think Elton John's Tiny Dancer was "Tony Danza"...That's a scary thought unless you are Angela and Mona.

    Whenever we hear it we sing loudly and proudly "Hold me closer Tony Danza"!
  • When I first heard Life Wasted I thought he sang "Death came around for the weary song." When I looked up the lyrics I felt like a dumbass!!!
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    My husband use to think Elton John's Tiny Dancer was "Tony Danza"...That's a scary thought unless you are Angela and Mona.

    Whenever we hear it we sing loudly and proudly "Hold me closer Tony Danza"!

    OMG ME TOO!!!! :D:D:D:D:D
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  • AstroFanAstroFan Posts: 193
    lephty wrote:
    pissed on my plate.. swallowed it down

    I thought that too.

    I liked the song better when I realized the correct lyrics ;)
  • pjrvmpjrvm Posts: 99
    Benzor wrote:
    In Sad I always think Ed says "masturbate in bed"

    not even joking....

    which part?

    Also in sad the lyrics on the site say "to live within our embrace" I've always thought it was "deliberate in our embrace" still not really sure which is right...
  • The pelican one got me too. :D I think there are a few others but I have to remember them.

    Back in the 80s I remember this song used to come on by a band called cutting crew which went "woah, I just died in your arms tonight, must have been something you said."

    I always used to think he said "I ate" at the end instead, lol
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    The pelican one got me too. :D I think there are a few others but I have to remember them.

    Back in the 80s I remember this song used to come on by a band called cutting crew which went "woah, I just died in your arms tonight, must have been something you said."

    I always used to think he said "I ate" at the end instead, lol

    LOL!! THAT'S FUNNY!!:D:D:D I remember that song! Won't be able to sing it the same way now.

    Way back in the 80's the Cold Chisel song Cheap Wine, Jimmy sings "Cheap wine and a three day growth" I confess to Cheap Wine and a three legged goat"!!???:D:D:D:D
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  • BenzorBenzor Posts: 886
    pjrvm wrote:
    which part?

    Also in sad the lyrics on the site say "to live within our embrace" I've always thought it was "deliberate in our embrace" still not really sure which is right...

    On other sights it says "he lit a match in bed". On the site I think its "He let ‘em as he laid in bed"
  • Jeremy spoke in class today...

    I used to hear:

    Generally spoken, that's me...
    "this one, anytime I say love if you wanna say love, uh, say it, and if you say it you might as well say it loud, and if you don't feel like sayin' it, don't say it, but if you feel it, certainly say it..."

    NOTE: Everything I write in the P,P&M section are intended to be songs, not poetry.
  • lephtylephty Posts: 770
    saltines! saltines! saltines! CLEARER
  • "Black OIL weaves it's way through the city"
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Perceptual wrote:
    Jeremy spoke in class today...

    I used to hear:

    Generally spoken, that's me...

    LOL!! Really I laughed out loud!

    Although to make it more fun...

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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Glorified G I used to sing the backup part (stones?) as:

    That gun is givin' me hope.... (4x)



    Actual lyrics (for background)
    Life comes...I can feel your heart...
    Life comes...I can feel your heart through your neck...
    Life comes...I can feel your heart through your neck...
    Like some...I can steal your heart from your neck...
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  • taratara Posts: 293
    in rvm, instead of 'saw things', i keep hearing 'sophie! sophie!', oh, yes, i sang those words too, not even thinking about how little sense it makes
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  • I'm pretty sure I don't sing anything exactly correct..but neither does Ed so i guess it's ok.
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • I read the following in a similar thread a few months ago, and now this is what I hear instead of the real lyrics. In Go I hear:
    "Turned to my mrs, I pulled out my fucking cock."

    instead of
    "Turned to my nemesis, a fool, not a fucking god."

    There are others, but none quite as funny as that.
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    lephty wrote:
    saltines! saltines! saltines! CLEARER

    LMAO!!! That's a cracker!!!:D:D:D:D HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
    NOPE!!!

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  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    I dont look at any of the above mentioned songs in quite the same way anymore! Saltines! Pissed on my plate! Pulled out my cock? LOL.
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    I dont look at any of the above mentioned songs in quite the same way anymore! Saltines! Pissed on my plate! Pulled out my cock? LOL.
    Just don't get caught out in public singing the "new" lyrics!;)
    NOPE!!!

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  • I read the following in a similar thread a few months ago, and now this is what I hear instead of the real lyrics. In Go I hear:
    "Turned to my mrs, I pulled out my fucking cock."

    instead of
    "Turned to my nemesis, a fool, not a fucking god."

    There are others, but none quite as funny as that.

    That has got to be the funniest one so far!!


    I always get the line in cropduster wrong - "I thought the world, turns out the world thought me". I always hear "fought" instead. It always makes me picture a little eddie boxing against a blue and green globe of the planet lol.
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    ---
    London, Brixton, 14 July 1993
    London, Wembley, 1996
    London, Wembley, 18 June 2007
    London, O2, 18 August 2009
    London, Hammersmith Apollo (Ed solo), 31 July 2012
    Milton Keynes Bowl, 11 July 2014
    London, Hammersmith Apollo (Ed solo), 06 June 2017
    London, O2, 18 June 2018
    London, O2, 17 July 2018
    Amsterdam, Afas Live (Ed solo), 09 June 2019
    Amsterdam, Afas Live (Ed solo), 10 June 2019



  • I hear that in Cropduster too.

    For me, Vitalogy had the most misheard lyrics before looking them up. Examples:

    Last Exit
    Actual - "Lives opened and trashed, 'look ma watch me crash'."
    Me - "Life's an open chest, let my words be crass."

    Not For You
    Actual - "Small my table ... stormed my room."
    Me - "Starlight table ... stoned my room."

    Corduroy
    Actual - "Everything has chains, absolutely nothing's changed. Take my hand, not my picture, spilled my tincture."
    Me - "Everything has changed, absolutely nothing's changed. Take my hand, not my picture, spelled my t-shirt."

    Satan's Bed
    Actual - "Get some flesh to stick, so they look like us."
    Me - "Get some place to stay, so they live like us."
  • soybeans.....so much clearer....soybeans.......so much clearer!!!!

    my favorite song!!!
  • acutejam wrote:
    Ah! Good ones!

    My wife has always wondered about the culinary delights of "Muffin Man" and "Butter Man"....

    yeah, that'd be Nothingman and Betterman, hon, thx.
    Ahahahahhaa good one :D Isn't it something...muffiiinman xD
    I was sure for all of my misheard, 'till I read the lyrics. Actually, my nickname has something to do with them too. In rearview mirror, when Ed sings: "saw things" I thought it was "sun beams". Would have liked it more actually x)
    From the same song, there's "united by fear," which I understood as "95 feet up."
    Then there was "off he goes with his perfectly unkept hope," which I read in one of the not-so-good lyrics on the net, and thought that on the record, it didn't sound like that.
    EDIT: Corduroy
    Actual - "Everything has chains, absolutely nothing's changed. Take my hand, not my picture, spilled my tincture."
    Me - "Everything has changed, absolutely nothing's changed. Take my hand, not my picture, spilled my teacher."
  • lephty wrote:
    pissed on my plate.. swallowed it down
    OMG that aren't the real lyrics? :D:D:D
  • Has someone realized that PJ are making fun of their own betterman lyrics?
    See the vitalogy album: It`s written on the side: "Can't find the butter, man".

    And also at the very end: "Can't find a Peli___"
    Is this the pelican again?
  • ScigattScigatt Posts: 37
    Dissident:
    Actual: "She's glided on"
    Heard: "She's cried along"

    rvm:
    Actual: "Forced to endure..."
    Heard: "Close to manure..."
    Also just now heard the "pissed on my plate" one

    Hail, Hail:
    Actual: "I could be new..."
    Heard: "I could be you..."

    also:
    Actual: "I find it on the run..."
    Heard: "Like honey on the run..."
    Ab Pbqr
  • In MFC, when Ed sings "This wheel will be turnin' right, then straight" I always sing "This wheel will be turnin' right, DAMN straight".
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  • bugs:

    i see they surround me, i see...see them deciding my fate

    i thought he was saying:

    i see they surround me, i see...see them deciding i'm fake
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    lephty wrote:
    pissed on my plate.. swallowed it down
    Me too!!!!!!!!!
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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