Completely Misheard Lyrics?

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  • gue_barium
    gue_barium Posts: 5,515
    MaR_18 wrote:
    Someone post this in another thread, but I really think it belongs to this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

    Funniest shit I've ever seen.
    misheardlyricsguy deserves a Grammy nomination.

    heheee...

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  • over bends
    over bends Posts: 1,568
    Belief in the game controls that keeps us in a box of beer - Faithfull

    I heard this for the longest time. Now I find it hilarious.
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  • DELETED
    DELETED Posts: 421
    MaR_18 wrote:
    Someone post this in another thread, but I really think it belongs to this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

    Funniest shit I've ever seen.


    Haha, that was good.
  • wolfbear
    wolfbear Posts: 3,965
    MaR_18 wrote:
    Someone post this in another thread, but I really think it belongs to this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

    Funniest shit I've ever seen.
    OMG that is so funny and well done. :)
    "I'd rather be with an animal." "Those that can be trusted can change their mind." "The in between is mine." "If I don't lose control, explore and not explode, a preternatural other plane with the power to maintain." "Yeh this is living." "Life is what you make it."
  • SunBeams
    SunBeams Posts: 21
    She scratches a lettuce...
    also
    Looking through the flavour though he doesn't know the reason/reader
  • mary-kate
    mary-kate Posts: 16
    Even Flow seems to have confused many others than just me..
    anyway i just realized he DOESNT sing :

    "Oh, giiirlfriend, he cant have when he's happy, looks he's aint"

    the real lyrics are:
    "Oh, dark grin, he can't help, when he's happy looks insane, oh yeah"

    Since already on the subject, i read somewhere about someone messing up U2's Mysterious Ways, singing:
    "Its alright, its alright, its alright ... SHAMU, the mysterious whale"
    that cracked me up so hard..=)
  • opsopcopolis
    opsopcopolis Posts: 1,214
    I'll Ride The Wave wrote:
    "sorry you didn't see him but I'm glad we talked..." in Alive was actually "sorry you didn't see him but I'm playing guitar".

    I thought that until like a week ago...
    :)
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  • mary-kate
    mary-kate Posts: 16
    opsopcopolis wrote:
    I thought that until like a week ago...
    :)

    ha ha i did too.
  • kinetic
    kinetic Posts: 148
    How about Matt Cameron's fave...

    "I wanna rock and roll all night,
    and partly every day."

    What an idiot I was.
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  • ForestBrain
    ForestBrain Posts: 460
    State of Love and Trust:
    "state of love and trust
    as ah forced it down to pretest
    since still prays and preaches
    but to have an empty core

    and the signs are passin
    grab the wheel can read it
    sevred by possiblay
    smell that's on my hands hands hands

    chorus.....

    lay her down as priestess
    should the lord be a countin
    will be end my honor make it pain, painfully quick
    promises are whispered in the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened like I wanna be told the end has come

    and the bell shakes aim directly at my head
    oh help me
    help me from myself

    and I listen for the porchse I drive the best
    nothin, i'll do this one myself

    oh oh oh oh, by myself
    MYSELF!

    YEEEAAHHH.... (I love this song)
    hey nanananana, hey there's something..
    repeat, repeat
    wanna back back it away

    and I listen...oooo...for the voice inside my head
    nothing, i'll do this one myself......
    ooohh, and the barren waste
    dig a shape
    aimed right at my head....
    (and so on)."
    Wow, I know the lyrics to that song, and it still sounds that way to me.
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  • bookem
    bookem Posts: 91
    'Heathen frog bought a road like buttered fires..."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjESN9pRdg&mode=related&search=

    This cracked me up big time.
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    whomever posted that misheard lyrics link thank YOU!!!! that had me in freakin tears!!!! I laughed so freakin hard over that!!! that was great aND THANKS again!!!
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    mary-kate wrote:
    Since already on the subject, i read somewhere about someone messing up U2's Mysterious Ways, singing:
    "Its alright, its alright, its alright ... SHAMU, the mysterious whale"
    that cracked me up so hard..=)
    That's pretty funny! Surely they didnt think it was this?!
    And wow.. are you an Olsen twin? haha
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Jeanie wrote:
    LOL!! THAT'S FUNNY!!:D:D:D I remember that song! Won't be able to sing it the same way now.

    Way back in the 80's the Cold Chisel song Cheap Wine, Jimmy sings "Cheap wine and a three day growth" I confess to Cheap Wine and a three legged goat"!!???:D

    Cheap Wine and a Billy Goat!
    Cheap Wine and a Billy Goat!.. Come on.. *bleet*
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Outshined90 wrote:
    On Go, I heard "television" instead of "tunnel vision".

    yup yup :D ha!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

    posted on the porch the other day... gold :D
    wah
  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,223
    bookem wrote:
    'Heathen frog bought a road like buttered fires..."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjESN9pRdg&mode=related&search=

    This cracked me up big time.
    that was hilarious....thank you for that
  • mary-kate
    mary-kate Posts: 16
    vital5 wrote:
    That's pretty funny! Surely they didnt think it was this?!
    And wow.. are you an Olsen twin? haha

    not to be rude or anything and just a little OT but one half of the olsen twins isnt the only person on this earth named mary-kate ... heard that one too many times now:/
  • handreads7-30
    handreads7-30 Posts: 329
    I thought "Blood" went "kiss....my....bloooooooodd!!" for the longest time.
    ...just got a fresh bottle.
  • Jack's Life, Wasted
    Jack's Life, Wasted Posts: 4
    Black- "were layed spread out before me, as her body once did"

    what i thought..

    "her legs spread out before me, as her body once did"

    doesnt make much sense!
  • mary-kate
    mary-kate Posts: 16
    not exactly a misheard lyric but this might fit in here anyway.
    i went to the hairdresser today, he's a guy around mid-20 or something & we started discussing music. i told him i was planning on going to this concert in about a month and he asked what band was playing. i told him "Pearl Jam" but HE misheard me and thought i said "CURL Jam" which i thought was very ironic & funny, 1) he had NEVER heard of them before 2) he was actually curling my hair as we were speaking. both my friend and i started laughing our heads off and he did too once he got what was so funny ...

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