Completely Misheard Lyrics?

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  • lephty
    lephty Posts: 770
    pissed on my plate.. swallowed it down
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    I cant stp laughing! What a funny bunch of people we are,love this thread!
    Well, my cousin and I used to try and write the lyrics down so we could sing along to all the pj songs and we came up with this for " Jeremy spoke in class today"...."Jeremys smoking...plastic" . But you know, maybe he was? And even now, its still hard for me to sing Even Flow without singing " Rests his head on a FELLOW made of concrete". My mum used to think silverchairs lyrics for Pure Massacre were "Steel matchie car". Haha!
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    When I first bought Ten:

    SHe scratches a mirror, into her world, made of stone
  • lucylespian
    lucylespian Posts: 2,403
    lephty wrote:
    pissed on my plate.. swallowed it down

    This is the best so far !!
    Music is not a competetion.
  • vedderfan10
    vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    My friend used to sing "He just smiled and gave me a bite of Mike's sandwich" in Men at Work's "Down Under" instead of "....gave me a vegimite sandwich"...

    Oh my gosh we laughed...
    be philanthropic
  • humanlight
    humanlight Posts: 271
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Beck - Loser

    "Soy un perdedor" "I am a loser" in Spanish.

    Misheard by a few as "Soar, open the door."

    Thank God! I just know realized what he was saying...Thank you! I think I sad "sore, from head to toe" what the hell?
    "F**K you, I have laundry to do" -ed
  • Benzor
    Benzor Posts: 886
    In Sad I always think Ed says "masturbate in bed"

    not even joking....
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    immorta wrote:
    In Oceans......

    "Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
    Glide me towards you"

    For ages I used to sing....

    "Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
    Like we told you"

    :eek:
    So did I!
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • solaruppras
    solaruppras Posts: 27
    Misheard lyrics, i was talking yesterday with my girlfriend about the pelican story (i read somebody who thought "fortyfive virgins and a pelican")
    About me:
    In Marker in the sand i heard: "those undecided needing halfway to be free", instead of "Those undecided, Needn't have faith to be free", is the last.
    In immortality: "vacant is the world"
    2006-09-14 - Bologna, ITA
    2006-09-16 - Verona, ITA
    2006-09-19 - Turin, ITA
    2006-09-20 - Pistoia, ITA
    2006-09-26 - Zagreb, HR
    2007-06-13 - Chorzow, PL
    2007-06-15 - Venice, ITA :(
  • Grohl
    Grohl Posts: 3
    I used to think in Spin The Black Circle when he says 'I see this needle, I see my hand, drop drop droppin it down, oh so gently' he was saying:

    'drop drop droppin it down, oh so genuine'

    Haha
    Dublin 2006/08/23

    Paris 2006/09/11

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  • Charlie the man
    Charlie the man Posts: 116
    Immortality: "Wrestle Stapp, next up, volunteers?"
    Glorified G: "Glorified virgin on a pelican.."
    Spoonman: "Come on, whack it off.."

    Yeah..
    Take a ride on the relationship:

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  • AngelofIndifference
    AngelofIndifference Posts: 89
    My husband use to think Elton John's Tiny Dancer was "Tony Danza"...That's a scary thought unless you are Angela and Mona.

    Whenever we hear it we sing loudly and proudly "Hold me closer Tony Danza"!
  • darthvedder88
    darthvedder88 Posts: 1,023
    When I first heard Life Wasted I thought he sang "Death came around for the weary song." When I looked up the lyrics I felt like a dumbass!!!
    "Darth Vader would say 'Impressive'."

    -Eddie Vedder

    6/24/06 Cincinatti, Ohio
    6/14/08 Manchester, Tennessee
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    AngelofIndifference wrote:
    My husband use to think Elton John's Tiny Dancer was "Tony Danza"...That's a scary thought unless you are Angela and Mona.

    Whenever we hear it we sing loudly and proudly "Hold me closer Tony Danza"!

    OMG ME TOO!!!! :D:D:D:D:D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • AstroFan
    AstroFan Posts: 193
    lephty wrote:
    pissed on my plate.. swallowed it down

    I thought that too.

    I liked the song better when I realized the correct lyrics ;)
  • pjrvm
    pjrvm Posts: 99
    Benzor wrote:
    In Sad I always think Ed says "masturbate in bed"

    not even joking....

    which part?

    Also in sad the lyrics on the site say "to live within our embrace" I've always thought it was "deliberate in our embrace" still not really sure which is right...
  • Restless Soul
    Restless Soul Posts: 805
    The pelican one got me too. :D I think there are a few others but I have to remember them.

    Back in the 80s I remember this song used to come on by a band called cutting crew which went "woah, I just died in your arms tonight, must have been something you said."

    I always used to think he said "I ate" at the end instead, lol
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Restless Soul wrote:
    The pelican one got me too. :D I think there are a few others but I have to remember them.

    Back in the 80s I remember this song used to come on by a band called cutting crew which went "woah, I just died in your arms tonight, must have been something you said."

    I always used to think he said "I ate" at the end instead, lol

    LOL!! THAT'S FUNNY!!:D:D:D I remember that song! Won't be able to sing it the same way now.

    Way back in the 80's the Cold Chisel song Cheap Wine, Jimmy sings "Cheap wine and a three day growth" I confess to Cheap Wine and a three legged goat"!!???:D:D:D:D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Benzor
    Benzor Posts: 886
    pjrvm wrote:
    which part?

    Also in sad the lyrics on the site say "to live within our embrace" I've always thought it was "deliberate in our embrace" still not really sure which is right...

    On other sights it says "he lit a match in bed". On the site I think its "He let ‘em as he laid in bed"
  • Perceptual
    Perceptual Posts: 200
    Jeremy spoke in class today...

    I used to hear:

    Generally spoken, that's me...
    "this one, anytime I say love if you wanna say love, uh, say it, and if you say it you might as well say it loud, and if you don't feel like sayin' it, don't say it, but if you feel it, certainly say it..."

    NOTE: Everything I write in the P,P&M section are intended to be songs, not poetry.

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