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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,658
    Last-12-Exit said:

    brianlux said:

    Last-12-Exit said:

    It may sound crazy, but when you bandage that thing up, use preparation h instead of neosporin or another ointment. I used it in my hand and it works extremely well. It helps with reducing scarring and it is good for minor pain relief.

    Interesting! I never heard of doing that, but having read that we use too many antibiotics and are building a resistance to them, it sounds like a great idea.

    My physical therapist swore by the stuff for any cuts or scrapes no matter how severe or minor. I used it on my hand after every one of ny surgeries. I put on my kids when they scrape their knees or open up a blister. It does work.

    Excellent, thanks! I'll try it next time I'm a klutz (any day now).


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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i guess im no doctor, i was thinking they were going to remove that one smaller part of your nail that you decided to chop thru

    i guess it makes sense to leave it there to help your finger heal up as it acts as a shield. it is dead, yes
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    to recap yesterday:

    the nail fell off.
    I whacked the bridge of my nose on a pipe clamp.
    I poked my finger with one of those corn on the cob holders.

    did you ever see the Primitive Pete movies in shop class? that's me....Primitive Pete.

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    damn dude
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
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    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Wondering if I should start wearing my Save the Pooper wristband again. :-S
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Stay away from sharp things for a day.Im seeing a trend here
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Speaking of the pumkin carving story... I was trying to help with remodeling the basement-keep in mind, I'm probably about 4 or 5 at the time. I saw that there were screws taped to the middle of the box that held the curtain rods, this box was about 5' long and and about 4"x4"...I decided "I'm gonna cut open the box and get the screws out to help!" Grabbed a box cutter/utility knife and held the box sort of like when people hold a bagel to slice it:

    image

    I was being really careful, and cut the box pretty far... I knew I was getting closer to the middle of the box and the screws, I was so happy to be helping...then the knife slipped, and I sliced open that nice tender meaty part of my hand:

    image

    (right where the guy is poking)
    I screamed and remember blood everywhere, never went to the doctor (my parent wasn't the brightest), refused to use my hand for months, it would pop open and bleed every other day, finally healed. Thankfully didn't get infected or lose my thumb. Some of the lines on my palm still don't match up.

    And Rob, the flap of dried dead skin should be cut off...they did that to me when I had hand surgery.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    my thumb is healing pretty well, but we gave the puppy a bath today and, in her excitable post-bath state, she whacked my thumb. Hard.

    MOTHERF**CKER!!!
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,658
    imalive said:

    my thumb is healing pretty well, but we gave the puppy a bath today and, in her excitable post-bath state, she whacked my thumb. Hard.

    MOTHERF**CKER!!!

    I cringed just reading that! OWW!

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  • oceaninmyeyes
    oceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    imalive said:

    to recap yesterday:

    the nail fell off.
    I whacked the bridge of my nose on a pipe clamp.
    I poked my finger with one of those corn on the cob holders.

    did you ever see the Primitive Pete movies in shop class? that's me....Primitive Pete.

    photo IMG_0680_zps609840f4.jpg
    I am really sorry, but
    =))
    And I only laugh because I share your pain. Which finger did you poke? My husband's grandmother used to refer to her painful big toe as her "bastard toe". Maybe you have a "bastard thumb." Did you poke it or one of the nine other uninjured appendages?

    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • oceaninmyeyes
    oceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    imalive said:

    my thumb is healing pretty well, but we gave the puppy a bath today and, in her excitable post-bath state, she whacked my thumb. Hard.

    MOTHERF**CKER!!!

    The doctor confirmed that I did indeed break my pinky on my camping trip. And the xray showed a propensity to develop arthritis in my distal phalangeal (DIP) joints, the last knuckles. The fracture sped up the process, so my ugly pinky is here to stay. The problem is I baby the GD thing, and I can't bend it right and I bump it or get it caught on everything, which make it hurt like a MOTHERF**CKER!!!. I definitely have a "bastard pinky." >:P
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Still one of my favorite threads.We should give this a good bump.Anyone got some sweet new injuries.If worthy you can join the exclusive club.

    Chad,wanna put some knee pics up?
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    ImAlive how did you heal up?
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Ahhh memories!
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Ahh dang it.. I posted my war wound pics in the bad day at work thread! You'll have to go over there to see them.. Lol
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    not quite a MOTHERF*CKER! moment, but this shows what an idiot I can be....was yanking on a fuel line and I said to myself "self, when this thing pulls loose, your hand is going to fly into the side of the snowblower"....I had some gloves maybe 20 feet away....did I put them on? oh, hell no!

    G*DD*MMIT!

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I think he pulls this shit for the sympathy.... :lol:
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    - Christopher McCandless
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    RKCNDY said:

    I think he pulls this shit for the sympathy.... :lol:

    as they used to say at work, "you'll find sympathy right between shit and syphilis in the dictionary." what that means, I'm not sure.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • oceaninmyeyes
    oceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    imalive said:

    RKCNDY said:

    I think he pulls this shit for the sympathy.... :lol:

    as they used to say at work, "you'll find sympathy right between shit and syphilis in the dictionary." what that means, I'm not sure.
    :lol:
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes

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