MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!

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  • imalive said:

    my thumb is healing pretty well, but we gave the puppy a bath today and, in her excitable post-bath state, she whacked my thumb. Hard.

    MOTHERF**CKER!!!

    The doctor confirmed that I did indeed break my pinky on my camping trip. And the xray showed a propensity to develop arthritis in my distal phalangeal (DIP) joints, the last knuckles. The fracture sped up the process, so my ugly pinky is here to stay. The problem is I baby the GD thing, and I can't bend it right and I bump it or get it caught on everything, which make it hurt like a MOTHERF**CKER!!!. I definitely have a "bastard pinky." >:P
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Still one of my favorite threads.We should give this a good bump.Anyone got some sweet new injuries.If worthy you can join the exclusive club.

    Chad,wanna put some knee pics up?
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    ImAlive how did you heal up?
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skinPosts: 13,527
    Ahhh memories!
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  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 21,510
    Like the corners of my mind.......
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  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skinPosts: 13,527
    Ahh dang it.. I posted my war wound pics in the bad day at work thread! You'll have to go over there to see them.. Lol
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 25,381
    not quite a MOTHERF*CKER! moment, but this shows what an idiot I can be....was yanking on a fuel line and I said to myself "self, when this thing pulls loose, your hand is going to fly into the side of the snowblower"....I had some gloves maybe 20 feet away....did I put them on? oh, hell no!

    G*DD*MMIT!

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WAPosts: 31,013
    I think he pulls this shit for the sympathy.... :lol:
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 25,381
    RKCNDY said:

    I think he pulls this shit for the sympathy.... :lol:

    as they used to say at work, "you'll find sympathy right between shit and syphilis in the dictionary." what that means, I'm not sure.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • oceaninmyeyesoceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,634
    imalive said:

    RKCNDY said:

    I think he pulls this shit for the sympathy.... :lol:

    as they used to say at work, "you'll find sympathy right between shit and syphilis in the dictionary." what that means, I'm not sure.
    :lol:
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,755
    imalive said:

    RKCNDY said:

    I think he pulls this shit for the sympathy.... :lol:

    as they used to say at work, "you'll find sympathy right between shit and syphilis in the dictionary." what that means, I'm not sure.
    Maybe your shit stinks and they have worries you have syphilis?

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  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywherePosts: 9,671
    imalive said:

    not quite a MOTHERF*CKER! moment, but this shows what an idiot I can be....was yanking on a fuel line and I said to myself "self, when this thing pulls loose, your hand is going to fly into the side of the snowblower"....I had some gloves maybe 20 feet away....did I put them on? oh, hell no!

    G*DD*MMIT!

    photo IMG_0775_zpsyyfcmmyo.jpg

    Please that's not even a good try, you missed that juicy vein just to the right entirely. What, are you new here???????
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 25,381
    a little 3 year old(?) girl at puppy play asked if my dog bit me :lol:
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  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 21,510
    imalive said:

    not quite a MOTHERF*CKER! moment, but this shows what an idiot I can be....was yanking on a fuel line and I said to myself "self, when this thing pulls loose, your hand is going to fly into the side of the snowblower"....I had some gloves maybe 20 feet away....did I put them on? oh, hell no!

    G*DD*MMIT!

    photo IMG_0775_zpsyyfcmmyo.jpg

    A mere flesh wound. Pussy.
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  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 21,510
    imalive said:

    a little 3 year old(?) girl at puppy play asked if my dog bit me :lol:

    Did you tell her no but she chews on your Crocs?
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  • EnkiduEnkidu So CalPosts: 2,962

    imalive said:

    a little 3 year old(?) girl at puppy play asked if my dog bit me :lol:

    Did you tell her no but she chews on your Crocs?
    Ha ha ha ha ha.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 25,381

    imalive said:

    a little 3 year old(?) girl at puppy play asked if my dog bit me :lol:

    Did you tell her no but she chews on your Crocs?
    my crocs, your crotch.

    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Yeah kinda week dude.Was that a paper cut? Bug bite?
    Your better then that.
    Your OP.You know the rules.Sheesh
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe I have no idea what's going on right now!Posts: 4,839

    imalive said:

    not quite a MOTHERF*CKER! moment, but this shows what an idiot I can be....was yanking on a fuel line and I said to myself "self, when this thing pulls loose, your hand is going to fly into the side of the snowblower"....I had some gloves maybe 20 feet away....did I put them on? oh, hell no!

    G*DD*MMIT!

    photo IMG_0775_zpsyyfcmmyo.jpg

    A mere flesh wound. Pussy.
    That's ok but, ***hole is off limits? What a double standard!
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 25,381

    imalive said:

    not quite a MOTHERF*CKER! moment, but this shows what an idiot I can be....was yanking on a fuel line and I said to myself "self, when this thing pulls loose, your hand is going to fly into the side of the snowblower"....I had some gloves maybe 20 feet away....did I put them on? oh, hell no!

    G*DD*MMIT!

    photo IMG_0775_zpsyyfcmmyo.jpg

    A mere flesh wound. Pussy.
    yes, it was. best I could do on friday. I had opportunities today, as I washed all the outside windows, but no calamities ensured.

    still, it's weak being called a "pussy" by a guy who might get a paper cut or a little carpal tunnel.

    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 25,381
    imalive said:

    imalive said:

    not quite a MOTHERF*CKER! moment, but this shows what an idiot I can be....was yanking on a fuel line and I said to myself "self, when this thing pulls loose, your hand is going to fly into the side of the snowblower"....I had some gloves maybe 20 feet away....did I put them on? oh, hell no!

    G*DD*MMIT!

    photo IMG_0775_zpsyyfcmmyo.jpg

    A mere flesh wound. Pussy.


    still, it's weak being called a "pussy" by a guy who might get a paper cut or a little carpal tunnel.

    oh, wait....I just remembered the time he stubbed his toe on the copy machine and had to take the rest of the day off.

    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 21,510
    imalive said:

    imalive said:

    not quite a MOTHERF*CKER! moment, but this shows what an idiot I can be....was yanking on a fuel line and I said to myself "self, when this thing pulls loose, your hand is going to fly into the side of the snowblower"....I had some gloves maybe 20 feet away....did I put them on? oh, hell no!

    G*DD*MMIT!

    photo IMG_0775_zpsyyfcmmyo.jpg

    A mere flesh wound. Pussy.
    yes, it was. best I could do on friday. I had opportunities today, as I washed all the outside windows, but no calamities ensured.

    still, it's weak being called a "pussy" by a guy who might get a paper cut or a little carpal tunnel.

    Dude, I wear a helmet when I rake leaves. And I develop a safety plan and practice it. Maybe you should as well?
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  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywherePosts: 9,671
    Note: dropping a full stainless steel water bottle from waist height onto foot leads to injury and extreme profanity.

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  • AnnafalkAnnafalk SwedenPosts: 3,919

    Note: dropping a full stainless steel water bottle from waist height onto foot leads to injury and extreme profanity.

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    Ouch, I feel the pain it looks very swollen. Do you bandage it for some support?
  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywherePosts: 9,671
    Annafalk said:

    Note: dropping a full stainless steel water bottle from waist height onto foot leads to injury and extreme profanity.

    image

    Ouch, I feel the pain it looks very swollen. Do you bandage it for some support?
    No it hurts the least when nothing is touching it, even my flip flops hurt and a real shoe is out of the question. It just needs time and the occasional icing.
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 25,381
    nice toenail polish. does that scare bears away?
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  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    edited May 2015
    Northdragon,Next time could we please get something a little more graphic like a compound fracture.Or just use better aim and try for the joints on the little toes they turn purple and take an impressive picture.
    Nice effort though.keep it up the good work.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WAPosts: 31,013
    rr165892 said:

    Northdragon,Next time could we please get something a little more graphic like a compound fracture.Or just use better aim and try for the joints on the little toes they turn purple and take an impressive picture.
    Nice effort though.keep it up the good work.

    I could post a pic of my hand post surgery if you want something graphic
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    RKCNDY said:

    rr165892 said:

    Northdragon,Next time could we please get something a little more graphic like a compound fracture.Or just use better aim and try for the joints on the little toes they turn purple and take an impressive picture.
    Nice effort though.keep it up the good work.

    I could post a pic of my hand post surgery if you want something graphic
    Please share. The gorier the better.

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WAPosts: 31,013
    this was about 6 years ago...my camera was a 4MP, so that's why it's blurry.

    image
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