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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Dear Missoula Montana Visitors Bureau,

    I had requested a copy of your Visitor's Guide waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy back in JUNE of this year. On your website, it specifically states, "please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery-though it usually is sooner".
    I also indicated that I would be visiting your lovely town in September.

    It was so very thoughtful that you finally delivered me the visitors guide just last week! ...a mere 5 MONTHS after I made my request.

    You guys sure are on top of things! I am amazed at your need for urgency, I will be sure to call on you shall I ever be in need of assistance the next time I visit Missoula.

    awe-SOME!

    Signed,
    Organizer of the Most Amazing Steak Night Dinner EV-AH!
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • supersonicyears
    supersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    Girl did you get the memo :lol:
    Sincerely,

    You Know
    "In the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened"
  • JC29856
    JC29856 Posts: 9,617
    liquid lunch...what'll it be?

    mad elf possibly
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Dear Mother Nature,

    If you could snow your ass off tonight into tomorrow morning so I can get a snow day, that would be great. Oh, and one more thing...then clear up for Friday and the rest of the weekend.

    Thanks!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Scam mortgage refinance lady,

    I just want to be left alone.

    Sincerly,

    Everyone with a mortgage
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear Chicago drivers,

    It's snowing out. Turn on your damn headlights

    your fellow motorists
    81 is now off the air

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Dear 81,

    Does Wrigley require a 55 gallon drum of lube?

    Respectfully,

    The unlubricated.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Dear 81,

    Does Wrigley require a 55 gallon drum of lube?

    Respectfully,

    The unlubricated.

    Dear Unlubed,

    July at wrigley should genearte plenty of mositure. Feel free to leave your lube at home

    the lubed
    81 is now off the air

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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Fuck off.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Dear 81,

    Does Wrigley require a 55 gallon drum of lube?

    Respectfully,

    The unlubricated.

    Dear Unlubed,

    July at wrigley should genearte plenty of mositure. Feel free to leave your lube at home

    the lubed

    :lol::lol:
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear fellow forum posters,

    Please take a moment to read the thread before hitting the little reply button. I know it's a crazy whacked out concept, but please consider giving it a whirl.

    your pal,
    81
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    Dear fellow forum posters,

    Please take a moment to read the thread before hitting the little reply button. I know it's a crazy whacked out concept, but please consider giving it a whirl.

    your pal,
    81

    no. I refuse.
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Dear 81,
    i did as you asked,
    There's a half an hour of my life i wont get back,
    I did enjoy the Chad memo's

    B.J.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Dear fellow forum posters,

    Please take a moment to read the thread before hitting the little reply button. I know it's a crazy whacked out concept, but please consider giving it a whirl.

    your pal,
    81

    no. I refuse.

    I knew this was directed at you.
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    To: Boss Lady
    From: kw18
    Date: Thursday, March 21
    Re: Meeting times

    HEY! If you want me to show up for a meeting at 1:55 p.m., then schedule the damn meeting at 1:55 p.m.! DON'T schedule the meeting for 2 p.m. and then give me a glare when I walk in at 1:58 p.m.

    I'M TECHINCALLY EARLY FOR THE 2 P.M. MEETING.

    Thank you.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Dear Driver Always in Front of Me:

    That light up ahead of you is green. Green means go. Go, go, go.

    It does not mean, maybe you should start braking now and then hopefully you'll get that red light that you obviously want so bad.

    "Oh look the light is yellow. Good thing i started braking two blocks ago. Now I can sit here for two to three minutes at this self-fulfilling red light, because actually, I have nowhere to go"

    ...And now you can't use "I never got the memo" excuse anymore.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Dear City Planners/Traffic Light Control Minion,

    That one street by the sushi place..you know the one...the 3-way intersection with the light? When driving out of the sushi place, I only have a choice to either turn left or right.

    Is it really necessary to keep the right turn lane light red whilst the left turn light turns green? I mean, there is no other traffic coming, the street has a dedicated left turn lane, and a dedicated right turn lane. I highly doubt a rogue vehicle will be coming at me from the other direction.

    I have an idea, why not have BOTH lights turn green at the SAME TIME? It would speed up traffic exiting the shopping complex.

    I expect the check for my traffic flow planning services to be in the mail by Monday morning.

    Thanks,
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear Lisa,

    Please invoke your right on red privelage.

    Thanks
    mgmt
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    Dear Lisa,

    Please invoke your right on red privelage.

    Thanks
    mgmt

    Dear 81,

    I guess you have never been stuck behind the idiot driver that refuses to invoke their 'right on red' privileges.

    Thanks for your concern,
    mgmt







    :P
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Dear Lisa,

    Please invoke your right on red privelage.

    Thanks
    mgmt

    Dear 81,

    I guess you have never been stuck behind the idiot driver that refuses to invoke their 'right on red' privileges.

    Thanks for your concern,
    mgmt







    :P


    Dear Lisa,

    When behind a no go driver, please feel free to use the horn.

    your pal,
    81
    81 is now off the air

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