I know you've been through the mill a bit this weekend. But I would really appreciate it if you would stop spinning round in circles and just shut the fuff up. I will give you chocolate if you do.
I set up an appointment for an oil change (which took over 30 minutes for some ungodly like reason), and then received a letter in the mail that states "a defect which relates to motor vehicle safety exists in your condition, we have authorized your dealer to replace the fuel delivery module free of charge. A leak may occur in the fuel delivery system and could cause a fire"
So I called back to see if I could schedule the replacement the same day as the oil change. It took 2 hang-ups and 3 calls to be told by your service department, "Oh we'll check it and then if you qualify, we have to order the part"
I get it, so it's not really all that important for you to keep a part that is involved in a RECALL in stock and let a customer take the chance getting into an accident or be subjected to a CAR FIRE.
I already know I 'qualify' for the part and repair since the letter has the vehicle's VIN printed on it and tells me I 'must correct the problem in a timely manner otherwise Ford Motor Company will deny coverage for any vehicle damage that may result from the failure to have the recall performed on a timely basis"
again, YOU SUCK. Thank god we don't personally own the vehicle, and now I know for sure, I will NEVER buy a Ford.
Glad to see you are living up to your acronym...Found On Road Dead, Fix or Repair Daily, or backwards... Driver Return On Foot.
did I mention, YOU SUCK? :angel:
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I'm not sure why you keep insisting that I like Edwin McCain, but I'm getting tired of telling you that I don't. The same goes for that 'kiss me' song.
And 'Get Lucky' by Daft Punk? are you kidding? They played that at last call last weekend and I had it stuck in my head for three days afterword. I don't need a repeat of that, ever.
It's like you don't even know me at all. And I paid for the premium service so that's pretty fucked up. You used to get me. WTF happened to you?
Get your shit together.
Sincerely,
I will make winamp playlists if I have to.
Thank you for finally making a women's PJ shirt that's long enough for even this very short person. Maybe on tall people, the other shirts were meant to be belly shirts. This new one is finally VG, and I would appreciate the new tour shirts in this length.
i know i have abused you something fierce these past couple of years (mind too, mea culpa) but could you please cut me some slack and forgive all ... so as i work to improve myself you go along with it? i'm not asking for a free pass, i plan on doing the work, taking care of you and appreciating you as i should, all i ask is you let me see results, and yes, the sooner the better. more motivating.
I don't want to know who's at fault, I don't care. What I do care about is football, yes, even pre-season football. Because the two of you cannot get your shit together at the negotiating table, I have been left to watch football on Telemundo. I did not do well in HS Spanish. This is not good.
Time Warner- You have until next wednesday to figure this shit out or I am leaving. I will find another TV/internet provider. I will buy a dish. Fuck, if I have to watch one more game in Spanish, I will stand on my roof clothed in nothing but fucking tinfoil.
Dear What appears to be a deliciously fresh and perfectly ripened banana,
Why have you lied and tricked me into believing that just maybe, judging by your outside appearance that you won't let me down again when I proceed to peel your beautifully colored yellow skin back only for you to reveal your less than perfect core ?
This has been going on for the past several years, and I thought I would have stopped this way sooner than now. Whats the deal ? Is something going on in the tropics ? Is it an environmental issue that needs to be addressed ? This has been driving me crazy and its been on my mind quite often,so much so that it has turned into an anxiety issue that usually starts around 10 am ( I usually eat lunch around 11 or 12) and continues for a few hours after as well usually in the form of anger.
I'd really like to know, because , I really didn't want to say this but I never thought I would hate a fruit as much as I hate you !
Signed,
This has to be a conspiracy
P.S.
just so you know , I will still continue to eat you fully knowing that I will be disappointed
I love how you sent me an email saying that you can transfer all of my contacts from one phone to another.
You even asked me what type of phone I want to transfer my contacts FROM.
Well, your 'user friendly' website is not all that friendly, because you are asking me to DOWNLOAD AN APP to a DUMB PHONE to transfer the contacts to my new SMART PHONE.
FYI, a dumb phone can't download apps. <
hence why it's called a 'dumb phone' :idea:
Keep up the good work! :thumbup:
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Dear What appears to be a deliciously fresh and perfectly ripened banana,
Why have you lied and tricked me into believing that just maybe, judging by your outside appearance that you won't let me down again when I proceed to peel your beautifully colored yellow skin back only for you to reveal your less than perfect core ?
This has been going on for the past several years, and I thought I would have stopped this way sooner than now. Whats the deal ? Is something going on in the tropics ? Is it an environmental issue that needs to be addressed ? This has been driving me crazy and its been on my mind quite often,so much so that it has turned into an anxiety issue that usually starts around 10 am ( I usually eat lunch around 11 or 12) and continues for a few hours after as well usually in the form of anger.
I'd really like to know, because , I really didn't want to say this but I never thought I would hate a fruit as much as I hate you !
Signed,
This has to be a conspiracy
P.S.
just so you know , I will still continue to eat you fully knowing that I will be disappointed
I have never peeled a nice-looking banana that revealed anything other than a nice banana inside.
Please let me know how early I have to leave my house to NEVER hit
and ounce of traffic in the morning? We have driven together for quite sometime now
and no matter what time I leave 6:00am, 5:45am, 5:30am there is always
a major stopping point somewhere...
c'mon be honest, is there a conspiracy theory somewhere? You can trust me, I won't tell.
thanks,
GC
"...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
Dear What appears to be a deliciously fresh and perfectly ripened banana,
Why have you lied and tricked me into believing that just maybe, judging by your outside appearance that you won't let me down again when I proceed to peel your beautifully colored yellow skin back only for you to reveal your less than perfect core ?
This has been going on for the past several years, and I thought I would have stopped this way sooner than now. Whats the deal ? Is something going on in the tropics ? Is it an environmental issue that needs to be addressed ? This has been driving me crazy and its been on my mind quite often,so much so that it has turned into an anxiety issue that usually starts around 10 am ( I usually eat lunch around 11 or 12) and continues for a few hours after as well usually in the form of anger.
I'd really like to know, because , I really didn't want to say this but I never thought I would hate a fruit as much as I hate you !
Signed,
This has to be a conspiracy
P.S.
just so you know , I will still continue to eat you fully knowing that I will be disappointed
I have never peeled a nice-looking banana that revealed anything other than a nice banana inside.
Where do you buy your bad bananas from?
they are picked way before they should be in order to satisfy demand. gassed with a benign gas to ripen artificially. Just before yellow while still greenish is the best flavor. once they hit full bright yellow the flavors gone. Usually eat one every morning.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Please let me know how early I have to leave my house to NEVER hit
and ounce of traffic in the morning? We have driven together for quite sometime now
and no matter what time I leave 6:00am, 5:45am, 5:30am there is always
a major stopping point somewhere...
c'mon be honest, is there a conspiracy theory somewhere? You can trust me, I won't tell.
thanks,
GC
dear GC,
wait til the jetsons spacecars become the norm. Then you're in for a real treat.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
There is a leak coming from the bathroom above me. I know you don't believe me when I tell you that, but there is. Stop saying things like, "Maybe the lady above you threw water on the ground," or, "Maybe her toilet overflowed." The damage to my bathroom ceiling (and walls) is from repeated exposure to water.
I Hate You,
drivingrl
PS: You're clearly stupid.
drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Dear What appears to be a deliciously fresh and perfectly ripened banana,
Why have you lied and tricked me into believing that just maybe, judging by your outside appearance that you won't let me down again when I proceed to peel your beautifully colored yellow skin back only for you to reveal your less than perfect core ?
This has been going on for the past several years, and I thought I would have stopped this way sooner than now. Whats the deal ? Is something going on in the tropics ? Is it an environmental issue that needs to be addressed ? This has been driving me crazy and its been on my mind quite often,so much so that it has turned into an anxiety issue that usually starts around 10 am ( I usually eat lunch around 11 or 12) and continues for a few hours after as well usually in the form of anger.
I'd really like to know, because , I really didn't want to say this but I never thought I would hate a fruit as much as I hate you !
Signed,
This has to be a conspiracy
P.S.
just so you know , I will still continue to eat you fully knowing that I will be disappointed
I have never peeled a nice-looking banana that revealed anything other than a nice banana inside.
Where do you buy your bad bananas from?
they are picked way before they should be in order to satisfy demand. gassed with a benign gas to ripen artificially. Just before yellow while still greenish is the best flavor. once they hit full bright yellow the flavors gone. Usually eat one every morning.
Comments
I apologize in advance.
Sincerely,
Mouth.
I know you've been through the mill a bit this weekend. But I would really appreciate it if you would stop spinning round in circles and just shut the fuff up. I will give you chocolate if you do.
Thanks.
The rest of the body
YOU SUCK.
I set up an appointment for an oil change (which took over 30 minutes for some ungodly like reason), and then received a letter in the mail that states "a defect which relates to motor vehicle safety exists in your condition, we have authorized your dealer to replace the fuel delivery module free of charge. A leak may occur in the fuel delivery system and could cause a fire"
So I called back to see if I could schedule the replacement the same day as the oil change. It took 2 hang-ups and 3 calls to be told by your service department, "Oh we'll check it and then if you qualify, we have to order the part"
I get it, so it's not really all that important for you to keep a part that is involved in a RECALL in stock and let a customer take the chance getting into an accident or be subjected to a CAR FIRE.
I already know I 'qualify' for the part and repair since the letter has the vehicle's VIN printed on it and tells me I 'must correct the problem in a timely manner otherwise Ford Motor Company will deny coverage for any vehicle damage that may result from the failure to have the recall performed on a timely basis"
again, YOU SUCK. Thank god we don't personally own the vehicle, and now I know for sure, I will NEVER buy a Ford.
Glad to see you are living up to your acronym...Found On Road Dead, Fix or Repair Daily, or backwards... Driver Return On Foot.
did I mention, YOU SUCK? :angel:
- Christopher McCandless
I miss you more when I visit
Signed,
Miami
Please get here already.
Thanks,
anxious to start the weekend
I'm not sure why you keep insisting that I like Edwin McCain, but I'm getting tired of telling you that I don't. The same goes for that 'kiss me' song.
And 'Get Lucky' by Daft Punk? are you kidding? They played that at last call last weekend and I had it stuck in my head for three days afterword. I don't need a repeat of that, ever.
It's like you don't even know me at all. And I paid for the premium service so that's pretty fucked up. You used to get me. WTF happened to you?
Get your shit together.
Sincerely,
I will make winamp playlists if I have to.
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Thank you for finally making a women's PJ shirt that's long enough for even this very short person. Maybe on tall people, the other shirts were meant to be belly shirts. This new one is finally VG, and I would appreciate the new tour shirts in this length.
Sincerely,
Not tall enough to tuck it in
It's been a dream, but Fall is coming home in a few days. I'm so sorry! Can we be sure to get together again next year?
We can swim, we can walk, play, and work in the garden once more. Until then, I'll miss you!!
Sincerely,
Annie Oh
i know i have abused you something fierce these past couple of years (mind too, mea culpa) but could you please cut me some slack and forgive all ... so as i work to improve myself you go along with it? i'm not asking for a free pass, i plan on doing the work, taking care of you and appreciating you as i should, all i ask is you let me see results, and yes, the sooner the better. more motivating.
grazie,
decides2dream
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
I don't want to know who's at fault, I don't care. What I do care about is football, yes, even pre-season football. Because the two of you cannot get your shit together at the negotiating table, I have been left to watch football on Telemundo. I did not do well in HS Spanish. This is not good.
Time Warner- You have until next wednesday to figure this shit out or I am leaving. I will find another TV/internet provider. I will buy a dish. Fuck, if I have to watch one more game in Spanish, I will stand on my roof clothed in nothing but fucking tinfoil.
Fuck you both,
:evil:
You seriously don't have to be.
Love,
The Nerd Herd
2013 Wrigley
2013 Dallas
2013 Oklahoma City
2013 Seattle
How I choose to feel is how I am.
There's just one word I still believe...and it's LOVE.
"Take care of one another..." -EV
Why have you lied and tricked me into believing that just maybe, judging by your outside appearance that you won't let me down again when I proceed to peel your beautifully colored yellow skin back only for you to reveal your less than perfect core ?
This has been going on for the past several years, and I thought I would have stopped this way sooner than now. Whats the deal ? Is something going on in the tropics ? Is it an environmental issue that needs to be addressed ? This has been driving me crazy and its been on my mind quite often,so much so that it has turned into an anxiety issue that usually starts around 10 am ( I usually eat lunch around 11 or 12) and continues for a few hours after as well usually in the form of anger.
I'd really like to know, because , I really didn't want to say this but I never thought I would hate a fruit as much as I hate you !
Signed,
This has to be a conspiracy
P.S.
just so you know , I will still continue to eat you fully knowing that I will be disappointed
oh myyyyyyyy.
:silent: :wtf:
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
I love how you sent me an email saying that you can transfer all of my contacts from one phone to another.
You even asked me what type of phone I want to transfer my contacts FROM.
Well, your 'user friendly' website is not all that friendly, because you are asking me to DOWNLOAD AN APP to a DUMB PHONE to transfer the contacts to my new SMART PHONE.
FYI, a dumb phone can't download apps. <
hence why it's called a 'dumb phone' :idea:
Keep up the good work! :thumbup:
- Christopher McCandless
I have never peeled a nice-looking banana that revealed anything other than a nice banana inside.
Where do you buy your bad bananas from?
Please let me know how early I have to leave my house to NEVER hit
and ounce of traffic in the morning? We have driven together for quite sometime now
and no matter what time I leave 6:00am, 5:45am, 5:30am there is always
a major stopping point somewhere...
c'mon be honest, is there a conspiracy theory somewhere? You can trust me, I won't tell.
thanks,
GC
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
i'm really sorry for all the confusion...
no hard feelings?
GC
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
wait til the jetsons spacecars become the norm. Then you're in for a real treat.
signed ,
the future
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
If you could let me know if I am going to have the latest model spacecar
or will be stuck with a 14 year old spacecar? that would be great.
thanks
GC
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
There is a leak coming from the bathroom above me. I know you don't believe me when I tell you that, but there is. Stop saying things like, "Maybe the lady above you threw water on the ground," or, "Maybe her toilet overflowed." The damage to my bathroom ceiling (and walls) is from repeated exposure to water.
I Hate You,
drivingrl
PS: You're clearly stupid.
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
Next!"
Sadly it will be a 20 yr old spacecar.
Sorry,
The Future
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Fascinating... that's also never happened to me.
:wtf:
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
If it was important enough, they would have called.
"Let's check Idaho."
was that them? I did not answer...
I never answer. If it's important enough, they would leave a message.
"Let's check Idaho."
leave a message?? oh, no, I am not falling for that...