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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Dear cate,

    You should definitely try to be more more happier.
    If you were more happier, everyone around you would be more happier.

    This advice is free of charge.

    Yours,

    D-man
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    dear D-man,

    tis enough im still here. happy makes me feel false.

    your advice makes me ache.

    cate.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dear phone:

    if you start ringing again at midnight I swear I will smash you to smithereens. It is never an emergency no matter what she says.

    no more pui for you
  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    Dear Friday,

    You need to get your work day ass in high gear.

    Yours truly,
    me
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dear common sense:

    Please begin to impart yourself on a certain person that you seem to consistently overlook. Look I'll even pay you for it.

    Signed,
    Exasperated.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Dear Foolproof IPA,

    I enjoy that you are packaged in a pleasant looking green can.
    I also thought you were very tasty at the time,
    you do not have to come back when I belch.

    Regards,

    Mildly hungover
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Dear bottle of Rum,

    You ready to jump in that cola and get up in my belly?
    No?
    Fuck you.
    I'll put you in the blender with some fruit! :P

    ~me
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Dear Art History,

    Fuck yourself!

    Dancing_skull.gif

    Love,

    William
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear blonde girl in black tights,

    please feel free to stand outside my door all day

    thanks
    pig
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    81 wrote:
    Dear blonde girl in black tights,

    please feel free to stand outside my door all day

    thanks
    pig

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    :lol:
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    dear pig

    pictures would be nice

    thanks,
    creepy guys
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Dear 8:37pm,
    If I am sober near you, you have my permission to slap the shit out of me.

    ~me
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    "your advice makes me ache" - australia


    fucking the most hysterical thing I've ever read on here
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Dear Comcast,

    I cancelled my account a week ago and moved out of my apartment. Why is it going to take you another two weeks to disconnect my service? There's a new tenant who wants service, so why are you making him wait until you physically disconnect my service before physically connecting his? It seems like a waste of resources and doesn't make any sense.

    Oh, and your telephone customer service reps suck.

    Sincerely,

    kw18
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Dear Friday,

    How I've longed for you...I'm so happy you're finally here.

    Sincerely,

    afro
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • hgpjam11
    hgpjam11 Posts: 1,328
    Dear Friday,

    Chill out. You're supposed to be the easy, fun day. Stop acting like Monday, damnit.

    xoxo,
    HP
    I win.
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    kw18 wrote:
    Dear Comcast,

    I cancelled my account a week ago and moved out of my apartment. Why is it going to take you another two weeks to disconnect my service? There's a new tenant who wants service, so why are you making him wait until you physically disconnect my service before physically connecting his? It seems like a waste of resources and doesn't make any sense.

    Oh, and your telephone customer service reps suck.

    Sincerely,

    kw18

    Oh man, they suck.. sorry to say, but this is probably the beginning of a long string of annoying dealings with them. Oh how I despise comcast..

    my only memo for the day is -- watch out liquor cabinet!
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    apparently I did not get the memo about coming into work being optional today - the parking lot is half empty!
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Dear work computer,

    It's just a word document. You shouldn't freeze up when I try to delete something. :roll: :x :fp:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....

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