Did you get the memo?

RKCNDY

81 wrote:

Dear Lisa,

When behind a no go driver, please feel free to use the horn.

your pal,
81

Dear 81,

Most drivers around here don't hear horns...and they have guns in the gun rack on the back of their truck.

Unfortunately, I don't own a gun or gun rack.

Thanks,

(though if you are so mechanically inclined, I would be happy to have you install a train horn on my vehicle-I know they will hear that. Also, with you being a Toyota owner, I know you know about the weenie sounding horns on import cars)

81

Dear Lisa,

My horn sounds plenty manly. I was prepared to offer up my install service to you when #dirtyfrank to wrigley, but the insults will get your install stalled.

Your former pal,
81

RKCNDY

81 wrote:

Dear Lisa,

My horn sounds plenty manly. I was prepared to offer up my install service to you when #dirtyfrank to wrigley, but the insults will get your install stalled.

Your former pal,
81

unless you got an aftermarket install, I know about those Toyota horns...

my first car:

kw18

To: Boss Lady
From: kw18
Date: Friday, March 22
Re: Meeting suggestions

Here's a few suggestions for you for future meetings:

- Let's keep shit on track, and the gossip to a minimum. I don't care what your boss said about someone else's boss' haircut.

- Organize your f--ing notes. Do I want to sit for a hour and watch as you sift between 50 different pieces of paper while occasionally muttering "Well, I guess we already talked about that ..."? No. No I do not.

- Learn to make a decision so we can avoid talking in circles for an hour with nothing to show for it.

Thank you.

afroannnie

Dear Snow,

Knock it off.

Thank you.

Dissidentman

Dear eyes,

I am at work, why do you insist on closing?

Please refrain.

Thank you,

Me

rick1zoo2

Dissidentman wrote:

Dear eyes,

I am at work, why do you insist on closing?

Please refrain.

Thank you,

Me

RKCNDY

Dear manager at the crappy car wash,

I love how your car wash only washed the trunk of my car.

I love how when I came in to say something, you immediately blamed me and said, "I'm not giving you a refund because you don't know how to use the car wash. When it only washed the back half of your car, you went in too far" and when I said, "When I enter the car wash and the light is green I go, when it is red I stop. I don't know where the sensors are, that's why I depend on the lights, and it only washed the trunk of my car, it didn't even wash the back quarter panel. I've been through the wash before in a different vehicle and had no problems"

Then you said, "Well I can only tell if it was used correctly if I look at the security tape" I said, "Okay great!" Then you glared at me and stuttered, "Well, I don't have time to do that today, because I have other things to do" WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY YOU WOULD LOOK AT THE TAPE THEN?!?!?! Or better yet, why don't you walk your fat ass outside to my car and LOOK at it and see that obviously the car wash is old and decrepit and needs to be fixed?

"Okay, when will you have time?" I asked, you then offered me to fill out a form, which I did. Then you said that you would 'call me back tomorrow'

YOU BETTER FUCKING CALL ME BACK TOMORROW!

:evil: :twisted: :x :evil: :twisted: :x

81

RKCNDY wrote:

Dear manager at the crappy car wash,

I love how your car wash only washed the trunk of my car.

I love how when I came in to say something, you immediately blamed me and said, "I'm not giving you a refund because you don't know how to use the car wash. When it only washed the back half of your car, you went in too far" and when I said, "When I enter the car wash and the light is green I go, when it is red I stop. I don't know where the sensors are, that's why I depend on the lights, and it only washed the trunk of my car, it didn't even wash the back quarter panel. I've been through the wash before in a different vehicle and had no problems"

Then you said, "Well I can only tell if it was used correctly if I look at the security tape" I said, "Okay great!" Then you glared at me and stuttered, "Well, I don't have time to do that today, because I have other things to do" WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY YOU WOULD LOOK AT THE TAPE THEN?!?!?! Or better yet, why don't you walk your fat ass outside to my car and LOOK at it and see that obviously the car wash is old and decrepit and needs to be fixed?

"Okay, when will you have time?" I asked, you then offered me to fill out a form, which I did. Then you said that you would 'call me back tomorrow'

YOU BETTER FUCKING CALL ME BACK TOMORROW!

:evil: :twisted: :x :evil: :twisted: :x

good lord....how hard would it have been to just give you a free wash and called it a day :fp:

RKCNDY

81 wrote:

good lord....how hard would it have been to just give you a free wash and called it a day :fp:

I know! I went in, and asked if the car wash was broken because it only washed the trunk of my car, they got all huffy and pissy right off the bat.

I would have been fine if they said, "we can give you a code if you'd like to go thru again" :fp:

I cannot wait to get the hell out of this white trash trailer park town.

Dissidentman

RKCNDY wrote:

81 wrote:

good lord....how hard would it have been to just give you a free wash and called it a day :fp:

I know! I went in, and asked if the car wash was broken because it only washed the trunk of my car, they got all huffy and pissy right off the bat.

I would have been fine if they said, "we can give you a code if you'd like to go thru again" :fp:

I cannot wait to get the hell out of this white trash trailer park town.

Clean trunk? That's not so bad...

rick1zoo2

:fp:

RKCNDY

Dissidentman wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

81 wrote:

good lord....how hard would it have been to just give you a free wash and called it a day :fp:

I know! I went in, and asked if the car wash was broken because it only washed the trunk of my car, they got all huffy and pissy right off the bat.

I would have been fine if they said, "we can give you a code if you'd like to go thru again" :fp:

I cannot wait to get the hell out of this white trash trailer park town.

Clean trunk? That's not so bad...

my car really needs a wash...I should text you a pic of the 'wash'

Dissidentman

RKCNDY wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

I know! I went in, and asked if the car wash was broken because it only washed the trunk of my car, they got all huffy and pissy right off the bat.

I would have been fine if they said, "we can give you a code if you'd like to go thru again" :fp:

I cannot wait to get the hell out of this white trash trailer park town.

Clean trunk? That's not so bad...

my car really needs a wash...I should text you a pic of the 'wash'

yes you should.

RKCNDY

https://twitter.com/SeattleShores/statu ... 25/photo/1

I twitted it

Dissidentman

RKCNDY wrote:

https://twitter.com/SeattleShores/status/321765946500993025/photo/1

I twitted it

RKCNDY

Dissidentman wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

https://twitter.com/SeattleShores/status/321765946500993025/photo/1

I twitted it

I'm honored to have provided you with comedic relief today. That will be $12.

Thank-you.

Dissidentman

RKCNDY wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

https://twitter.com/SeattleShores/status/321765946500993025/photo/1

I twitted it

I'm honored to have provided you with comedic relief today. That will be $12.

Thank-you.

does that cover the next car wash?

RKCNDY

Dissidentman wrote:

does that cover the next car wash?

:angel:

81

Dear Bourbon,

Get drunk

Your pal,
81