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  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    SatansFuton wrote:
    I didn't see his name in the search, but this TNF commentator Mike Mayock has to be one of the worst. I love how he decided the Bears were "imploding" (a word he has used so much that I think he may have just learned it today), then when they showed signs of life he was proud of them for not panicking, then when they go 3 and out they are imploding again.

    Also, it was easy to figure out (I knew even before I looked it up) that Mike Mayock played safety, because basically all he did was talk about the safety, and gave credit for every single play to the safety. Sack by the LB, well that was because the safety did such a good job of taking away the pass. etc etc

    mayock knows his stuff, but he doesn't shut the fuck up. and his lisp drives me crazy

    I like nessler much better for college games

    I think everyone needs to give collinsworth another chance. he is the best analyst in the business
  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    81 wrote:
    imploding was the worst....

    that said....

    bears shot themselves in the foot from opening kickoff on. :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:

    what a shit show.

    cuntler and marshall both suck. If I had to play on cuntlers team I would fight him daily. such a steaming turd
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,380
    The Fixer wrote:

    cuntler and marshall both suck. If I had to play on cuntlers team I would fight him daily. such a steaming turd

    :shock: tell us how you really feel :lol:

    yeah, I picked up on "imploding" too. didn't actually think you could "implode" in the second game of the season.

    how about deion and michael irving together? god.
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    Vancouver 11
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    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,914
    The Fixer wrote:
    mayock knows his stuff, but he doesn't shut the fuck up. and his lisp drives me crazy


    I think everyone needs to give collinsworth another chance. he is the best analyst in the business


    Yeah, Mayock is knowledgeable, but give it a rest every now and then. It feels like he was talking more than Nessler last night.

    I love Collinsworth. I think it's his voice that can make him sound a bit condescending and douchey but he really knows his shit. Him and Al Michaels together is a great pairing.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dan Patrick. getting more ridiculous as time goes on.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Steve Beurlein and whoever the other tool was doing the Bills/CHiefs game today. Talk about fucking boring.
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,380
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Dan Patrick. getting more ridiculous as time goes on.

    always been about dan :thumbdown:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • DewieCox
    DewieCox Posts: 11,432
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Dan Patrick. getting more ridiculous as time goes on.

    His radio show is pretty awful too.
  • ComeToTX
    ComeToTX Austin Posts: 8,072
    DewieCox wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Dan Patrick. getting more ridiculous as time goes on.

    His radio show is pretty awful too.

    He does a decent interview but the rest of the show sucks. He's always talking to the other guys, who are boring. I also don't give a shit about the latest shitty Sandler movie.
    This show, another show, a show here and a show there.
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,999
    Yeah Dan Patrick blows. I've tried his show because he gets guests I'm interested in....but i've given up on it. He talks as if he's "one of the guys" with the athletes and it's so annoying/pathetic. The funniest was a few weeks ago when he asked Charles Barkley if he thought Dan would have been able to start for Angola (the small country that the 1992 Dream Team destroyed in their first Olympic contest). Barkley shot him right now. He said (and i'm VERY MUCH paraphrasing) "You're a little bitch, Dan. Just because those Angolans looked bad against me and Michael Jordan doesn't mean YOU are better than them." Again...that was very paraphrased.

    And how sad an existence must it be to be one of the "Dan-ettes"? Those guys who work on his radio show with him. A Danette?? Like a Rockette? So Dan's the man and his employees are girls? Dude, needs to get over himself. And he also needs to realize that Adam Sandler hasn't been funny since like 1996.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,380
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    Yeah Dan Patrick blows. I've tried his show because he gets guests I'm interested in....but i've given up on it. He talks as if he's "one of the guys" with the athletes and it's so annoying/pathetic. The funniest was a few weeks ago when he asked Charles Barkley if he thought Dan would have been able to start for Angola (the small country that the 1992 Dream Team destroyed in their first Olympic contest). Barkley shot him right now. He said (and i'm VERY MUCH paraphrasing) "You're a little bitch, Dan. Just because those Angolans looked bad against me and Michael Jordan doesn't mean YOU are better than them." Again...that was very paraphrased.

    And how sad an existence must it be to be one of the "Dan-ettes"? Those guys who work on his radio show with him. A Danette?? Like a Rockette? So Dan's the man and his employees are girls? Dude, needs to get over himself. And he also needs to realize that Adam Sandler hasn't been funny since like 1996.

    well said :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    How does this guy appear on national tv? :?



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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,380
    DS1119 wrote:
    How does this guy appear on national tv? :?



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    Mushmouth is a chinless, slack-jawed simpleton who always speaks in virtual Ubbi Dubbi, tantamount to an overdose of novocaine in the mouth
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Deion Sanders is pretty annoying.
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Phil Simms on Madden '13. Every time I complete a pass to a receiver who wasn't the furthest down the field (it happened last night on a 25 yard pass for a 1st) he accuses me of padding my stats. Fuck you Phil
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • DURP
    DURP OhighO Posts: 2,180
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Phil Simms on Madden '13. Every time I complete a pass to a receiver who wasn't the furthest down the field (it happened last night on a 25 yard pass for a 1st) he accuses me of padding my stats. Fuck you Phil

    Phil Simms sucks at life and his boner for Brady is annoying.
    My butt itches!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Phil Simms on Madden '13. Every time I complete a pass to a receiver who wasn't the furthest down the field (it happened last night on a 25 yard pass for a 1st) he accuses me of padding my stats. Fuck you Phil


    Hah. :lol:
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    i think simms and nance are great together actually.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,380
    The Juggler wrote:
    i think simms and nance are great together actually.

    dude. :fp:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Anyone else hear the 'Panthers win!...Bucaneers win!' goof? :lol:
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